Re: [RP] The Secrets of Fells Church PG-13 (edited and redone)
After I had let the animals back, I went into my house to get some lunch. As I entered the living room, I saw on my couch a small heavily muscled ape-man wearing a loincloth and playing Halo Reach.
"Sasquatch!!" I shouted a the hairy man and he leap up.
"Uuuuh, Hey Alan, I was just doing a little housesitting for ya." he said, clearly nervous. I checked my fridge and urned back o him.
"Then PLEASE explain where all my FOOD went!!!!"