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Old 03-28-2011, 03:35 PM
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Default Re: How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?


The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck
Please, please. Hold your applause.
I'm sure Woodchuck agrees, iffin he understood.
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