Perhaps your character shouldn't have had those sugar-coated Wheaties Max. They are probably causing all that hyperactivity.
I have a solution. It's called Corn Flakes, and they are the exact opposite of children's cereals.
Hey, I see a person with tape over their mouth trying to wave to us. What should I do?
Ignore him, at least until he starts reading and responding to your Interactive Adventure.
But he's crying....
I do the same thing when cutting onions. Now forget about him.
OK, I guess.