Granted, but now I'm off the island. With my boat. Because you never specified the wish. Thanks!
NOW THEN. I wish that the next person to grant and corrput my next wish shall corrupt it, but do so in such a manner that renders the corruption itself either a fixable problem or is meerly an annoyance, but in any scenario must be something that is possible to fix without losing the benefits of the wish itself.
...That was verbose.