...*Reality Warps the last wishes' corruption away*
SCREW YOUR RULES, I HAVE SUPERNATURAL POWERS!!! *Gets paid 100 Pokedollars by a random troper for using a trope*
Now then, wish granted, but putting them on causes you to lose so much life force you die instantly, and die so hard you're erased from existance.
NOW THEN. I wish for a random gun to drop right in front of me-BARREL FACING THE WAY I'M LOOKING. Meaning, for those that are idiots, that the way I'm looking is the way the bullet will shoot if it fires from the position it will wind up in.