Granted. But you're a horrible leader, so someone assassinates you and replaces you as a wonderful leader. And his first degree is to bury you in a cemetary and allow peasants to publicly...Errm...Take 1 and 2 while visiting.
...Dropped the soap? *Picks up soap* I don't see the issue. I wish I knew what the issue was. *Grips soap tightly to make sure he doens't drop it*