Re: [GAME] Three Word Story
I looked at a horse and sighed. How long would she stand around eating hay? I figured that it would be faster to just steal her food. It went against my ways, but I still managed to ignore my conscience. The hay rustled about in the stable as the horse ate like a pig
"Give me your babies so I can nourish myself." The horse's head was on fire as I reached for the rake.
She saw me. She almost wanted to lash out, but I smiled and tossed her a sizable pineapple. The pineapple hit the horse's lower leg above the grotesque demon claw. The horse froze in shock. I quickly ran toward the great beast. My heart was pounding furiously throughout the epic battle - which really wasn't that unusual from the perspective of a rusty battleaxe. The dwarven army charged toward me while riding their thunder lizard steeds.
"Can we please focus on killing the horse first, you bearded cretins?" I asked.
"My people seek glory," the stout leader denied all the allegations of mine.
"Then claim it," I yelled! Then, out of nowhere, pie. Pie everywhere.
My heart stopped, I turned, horrified by the sight. I was pastrophobic.
The horse had begun* to cackle, eyes glinting crimson. "FOOLISH WARRIORS! YOU
Last edited by Charmander009; 08-12-2012 at 12:48 AM.