Re: The Epic Battle Game
Luigi is going to win that one by a long shot...
Luigi Vs. Steve?. Yes, Steve?. With a question mark. That's the canon name of the Minecraft protagonist.
And before you say 'Luigi,' (minecraft bias aside) Steve? can survive indefinately without food and sleep, swim up waterfalls, defeat the likes of zombies and oversized spiders with his bare hands, climb up ladders with his back against the ladder and holding a meter-by-meter-by-meter cube of freaking sand with one hand, and carry just shy of 50,000 TONS without the slightest issue of fatigue, among many, many other things. In short, he's nowhere near normal.