Re: If you were a Pokemon ...
I'd be a Golurk. My Ability would be Iron Fist and I'd know Shadow Punch, Hammer Arm, Earthquake and Fly. (Why walk when you can soar?)
Failing that, I'd be a Golett--Naive with Klutz. I'd know Shadow Punch, Mega Punch, Bulldoze and Iron Defense. In either case, I'd be an Automaton.