You know you've been writing or reading too much if...
Sorry if this has ever been done or if it's in the wrong place. I've seen things like this here and have been meaning to make one myself.
All you have to do is name ways you can tell if you've been writing or perhaps reading too much. They can be as strange as you like as long as they make sense.
Mine would be: You know you've been writing too much when your mind starts to narrate your own actions in third person.
I've done that. Like just now when I was heating up a pizza and before I stuck it in the oven I took a bite of it. Then instead of normal thoughts my mind said 'She took a bite of the pizza hoping to sate her hunger till it was done'. It was weird. I've been writing to much...