.The FRUC, A killer cult for gladness.

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Cult Primer

Welcome, all ye Smurfen.

I am Bob,
and I bid you all the warmest welcome
to the fold of the FRUC.

We were once poor, mindless Smurfens like yourselves
but in repenting for our evil ways, we have taken on a higher state of being;
an enlightened and more pure bodily form.
We have become
flying rodents with udders concealed.
But we, much like you decadent and look at pokemon aficionados, still retain some sense of decency.
We refuse to expose our bulbous and nectar-filled udders.

We are the fabled and foretold Kill Them With Kindness cult.
Our grand mission, as defined by the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster
*bows his head and chants RAMEN*
is to put an end to embrace the evil that is the e'er so common Smurfens,
and the more rare, but far more disturbing Kirthulhunites.
(And we're not one of those really wacko Vegetarian Pastafarian cults.)
We want to take you, dear fellow, and give you nutritious snacks, as we show you the way to our enlightened state.
Please, come with us, and we will show you to the promised land
of a flameless forum, and udders that ooze ambrosia.

no offense is intended to vegetarians and/or pastafarians in this posting

So join and have fun!

[HapticRider]

Members.
You start off as a Rodent then Upgrade to a Advanced Rodent then a Concealed Rodent.
This club is to have chit chat about anything.. (welll.)
And stuff. *RAMEN*
Leader : Pokehyde I
Sub Leader:

Members.
- Graceful_Suicune - Rodent
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Rules~
All PE2K rules apply.
No flaming
No spamming
No advertising.

[Graceful_Suicune]

TOTALLY I am a Smurfen. MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!

*Joins*

*Steals cake*

*Eats cake*

*Falls over*

*Gets back up*

*Runs away*

*Falls over a log and face is splattered and squished into the cake*

*Laughs, and wipes cake off face*

*Gets ambushed*

*Is brought back to you by your evil minions*

*Will stop doing this now*

Okay, sorry.

~Xanthe.

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Fie on you Kirthulhu!
Fie say I!
You are unclean and unwelcome in this holy place!

Your Sleepers will not have the chance to awaken! We FRUCers shall embrace each and every one of them before you can call forth your horde
Just Joking you can Join! XD

[Graceful_Suicune]

Yaaaaaay, that's good news.

So whadda we do in this club?

~Xanthe the Smurfen.

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Originally Posted by Graceful_Suicune

Yaaaaaay, that's good news.

So whadda we do in this club?

~Xanthe the Smurfen.

Ahm, Let me tell you.
We make secret projects (or images) That will kill the Kirthulhulnites.