Ok, heres what to do.
Go to channel one on your tv.
Now press the "channel up" button on the remote, gathering 5 or 6 words from each channel. After your content, stop, and string together all the words you heard. You should come up with a very funny paragraph of some sorts.
No post that paragraph here.
example: (yes, i got this by doing the above steps)
and he said... we need to approve the treaty... cuz the majority... of us... like anything high healed... and heres the new movie... new york wives... with impeccable security records... but for your situation... its a huge opporunity... *whistling*
And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!