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Old 07-28-2010, 12:16 AM
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Did you just fart!??! Because you just blew me away!
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Old 07-28-2010, 03:58 PM
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Get back to the kitchen

It's fullproof!
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Old 07-28-2010, 04:08 PM
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"Hey girl/boy can you vacate the vicinity because if I am forced to stare at you any longer I am going to ejaculate in my pants"
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Old 07-28-2010, 04:09 PM
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This only works for me because my last name is Beaver:

"You ever had sex with a Beaver?"
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Old 07-28-2010, 04:11 PM
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Your body is a temple, so let me in to worship.
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Old 07-28-2010, 04:13 PM
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If you were a pirate, would you rather have your parrot on this shoulder (tap shoulder closest to you) or this shoulder (rest hand on farthest shoulder)?
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Old 07-28-2010, 06:05 PM
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The word of the day is legs, spread the word!
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Old 07-28-2010, 06:58 PM
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"Hey, do you have any nude pictures of your mother?"

Random girl: "No..."


"Want some?"





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Old 07-29-2010, 04:26 PM
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"Hey, do you have any nude pictures of your mother?"

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"Want some?"





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I'm gonna go use that right now. "Hey mom..."
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Old 07-29-2010, 04:38 PM
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Are you a cement mixer? You're making me hard.

Probably been mentioned.
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Old 07-30-2010, 09:31 AM
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Baby, you can honk me if you're horny ;O
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Old 07-30-2010, 09:48 AM
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Get back to the kitchen

It's fullproof!
hell yeah! Best Pick up Line ever
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Speak to me only with your eyes, It is to you I give this tune.
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Old 08-01-2010, 08:16 AM
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Default Re: Corny/Lame pick-up lines.

I can name quite a few, but this one has come to be my favorite.

"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from Heaven."

I have to use that one on the girl I like. Her name happens to be Angelica...Angelica.
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Old 08-01-2010, 08:57 AM
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If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
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Old 08-03-2010, 03:57 AM
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Did you hear the good news?
No.
It only costs 5$ for a foot long.
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