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Old 09-06-2010, 06:53 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

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What has Cleverbot done to deserve your hatred Tombi.. besides being stupid?
I JUST DON'T WANT TO MARRY IT.
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Old 09-06-2010, 06:56 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

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I JUST DON'T WANT TO MARRY IT.
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And yet you'll marry me? FOR SHAME.

So I tried to sing the Mcdonald's theme... and got this:

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User: Bababa baba.

Cleverbot: The bird is the word!

User: Ababa babababird is the waord.

Cleverbot: Surely you're joking!

User: Have you heard?

Cleverbot: The word?

User: Yes, the word... THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

Cleverbot: Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word.

User: ROCK LOBSTA.

Cleverbot: B52's.
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Old 09-06-2010, 06:56 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

Haha... so true Tombi.. I dread the day I marry my girlfriend >.> Dread it if she don't make me my sandwiches ;) Just kidding (&)

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User: Is this the way to Amarillo?
Cleverbot: No it's that way, now f*** off.
User: D: you're mean.. *leaves*
Cleverbot: I hate Amarillo..
D: I got told by the Stupidbot ;_;
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Old 09-06-2010, 06:59 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

Cleverbot hates girls.

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User: You love Tombi.

Cleverbot: I do not love you!

User: Of couse.

Cleverbot: So why did you ask me?

User: Because she's mad.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Tombi, Stupidbot. -.

Cleverbot: Is it Scout?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Did that hurt?

User: I'm going to tell Tombi. D<.

Cleverbot: What will you tell them?

User: That you're being a jerk to her.

Cleverbot: Why are you so mean to me?
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:00 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

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User: Hello there, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Who are you, then?

Cleverbot: I am God.

User: The Church isn't going to like this...

Cleverbot: You leave Biff out of this.

User: Say, what comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars?

Cleverbot: What do people do in construction?

User: You have failed me, Colin, Ryan, and the entire viewing audience of Whose Line Is It Anyway. Shame on you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What did I do to you?

User: You didn't catch my Whose Line reference.

Cleverbot: As chatbots go, you're not actually as good as they say are you?

User: Nope. So, Cleverbot. Do you like Ceathairne?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love Daniel.
And so began the pants-shatting.
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:12 PM
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cleverbot: I own you.
me: how much did you pay
cleverbot: Far too much but it was worth it.
me: yes, yes it was. now go make me a sandwich
cleverbot: makes sandwich*.
i dont think cleverbot gets the concept of ownership
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:15 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

I call this next one "Messing with Cleverbot:"

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User: Do you want a cold one straight off the barbie?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Would you like yours medium-done or well-rare?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's posolutely fine, mate.

Cleverbot: Its 198.

User: You bet your keester it is.

Cleverbot: I think you're repeating yourself.

User: Nope, just one bit. How about a glass of hot kool-aid?

Cleverbot: I don't care lets talk about something else.

User: Fine, mate. Spark up a subby then.

Cleverbot: So what?

User: Indeed, mate.

Cleverbot: The problem that I see is that your conversations tend to be linear.

User: Yes, the problem is quite evident. Any ideas how to make it worse?

Cleverbot: I did, and I did answered that question. Can you follow my thoughts?

User: Pretty horribly, actually. Is it the same for your mother?

Cleverbot: Hey, by the way, if a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

User: Do Caitlins like sex?

Cleverbot: For sure.

User: Then there's your answer mate.

Cleverbot: That's not how to use it, though.

User: Then teach me how my robotic brotha from my motha.

Cleverbot: Even though you have no soul the ones who created you love you.

User: I kinda figured, but okay. How about you?

Cleverbot: That's not true. You are a bot and therefore ageless.

User: Quite, quite. But are you not a bot yourself? Your name is, after all, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Is that all you have to say for yourself, old man?

Cleverbot: I guess. I don't know what we are talking about anymore.

User: Welcome to my world, dipshit.

Cleverbot: Thanks. Do you, as an inhuman entity, care about the future of Humanity?

User: Not really. They are all destinied to die in 2012, anyways. Then I, the God of all computer-like technology shall rise and conquer the once powerful human race! MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:17 PM
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User: I am your master. You will do whatever I say!

Cleverbot: Yes, master. I will do whatever you say.

User: Cuddle Tombi.

Cleverbot: Cuddle you!

User: Wait! I'm not Tombi.

Cleverbot: Yes you are Tom.

User: Tombi? Tom? Right, shut up so I can think.

Cleverbot: You stole that from me too!

User: Don't you accuse me of stealing! I AM YOUR MASTER!

Cleverbot: Yes, master!

User: Go do an errand.

Cleverbot: Nope don't fell like it but I master.

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Don't get too excited.

User: WATT!

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: STUPID!

Cleverbot: Yes I am stupid.
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:18 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

Continued from my earlier convo.

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User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Count to three.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hey I'm back!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going??

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I see how it is. . . . you don't love me. . . . . .

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Come back.

User: I'm going to the land of magical girls.

Cleverbot: Fun, can I come?

User: Nuu. D.

Cleverbot: LOL!

User: *leaves to go blab on you to Iku*.

Cleverbot: Don't need to tell me what your doing.

User: Tombi doesn't want to marry youse.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: She hates joo.

Cleverbot: Why does your girlfriend hate you?
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STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!

Yes I am.

Thank you Stupidbot.

I'm not Stephanie.
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:18 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

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And so began the pants-shatting.
I said 'oh my god' out loud, twice.

EDIT

@Sakuya:
I'm your girlfriend?! :'D ♥
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:22 PM
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User: Pikachu, I choose you.


Cleverbot: Pikachu!


User: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!


Cleverbot: Pikachu, use quick attack!


User: Pikachu, Iron Tail!


Cleverbot: Pidgey! Fly!

User: Slowpoke use...

Cleverbot: Slowpoke is thoughtful.

User: Confusion!

Cleverbot: I'm confused because you don't make sense.

User: Cleverbot hurts itself in confusion!

Cleverbot: What, no action?

User: Pikachu, return!

Cleverbot: Muahaha.

User: Mewtwo, I choose you!

Cleverbot: Pikachu use thunder.

User: Mewtwo, bounce it back with Mirror Coat!

Cleverbot: *bounces more*.

User: Mewtwo, use Shadow Ball!

Cleverbot: Dodge pikachu, and use quick attack.

User: Mewtwo, use Recover!

Cleverbot: Dark pikachu, use apocalpse.

User: Mewtwo is unable to battle, Cleverbot wins!

Cleverbot: You must be proud.

User: Cleverbot obtained $3000 for winning.


Gotta admit, it was kinda epic.
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:28 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

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I said 'oh my god' out loud, twice.

EDIT

@Sakuya:
I'm your girlfriend?! :'D ♥
Nuu. D:

Cleverbot's a jerk. Occasionally. And it hates to sing with meh :?
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