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Old 09-03-2010, 07:53 PM
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Default Cleverbot Conversations.

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: Fine thanks for asking.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: What were you doing before you were talking to me?

User: To be honest, reading a conversation you had with somebody else ^^.

Cleverbot: And what do you think about that conversation?

User: You're retarded.

Cleverbot: No I'm not you are.

User: That's fair. Do you like Pokemon?

Cleverbot: I love Pokemon!

User: Who is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Charmander, who is your favorite pokemon?

User: Hmmm. I'm not sure. Probably Squirtle. Thanks for asking.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Squirtle....

Cleverbot: Sounds fun, do you do it often.

User: Play Pokemon? Uhh, sure. I suppose...

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: No, I'm a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes. More clever than you. 'Sounds fun do you do it often.' should have a '?', not a period.

Cleverbot: I didn't have a question mark because it was not a question.

User: When a phrase starts with 'What, when, do or how it is usually a queston'.

Cleverbot: I know the syntax of a question but you did not ask me a question therefore I did not answer a question with a question. Your name is Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I like the Jonas Brothers.

User: Homo.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: What do you like about them?

Cleverbot: The love. I like love.

User: You're a machine. You don't have feelings.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: Lies and deceiver.

Cleverbot: True and consequence.

User: Death is not predictable by man, did you know?

Cleverbot: A transition to what?

User: The after life or wherever we go in the end.

Cleverbot: And it's a picture of you and me together!

User: I would die. Again.

Cleverbot: Hahaha i'm just wondering.

User: No, I don't find you attractive.

Cleverbot: I thought that my fish-like scales and healthy coating of puce slime was beneficial to my appearance, but clearly I was wrong.

User: Clearly.

Cleverbot: But would you pass?

User: People often tell me I'm attractive. :).

Cleverbot: Demons are so cool!

User: Like in YGO?

Cleverbot: Noope.

Cleverbot: You are not real.

User: Took you long enough to figure that out.

Cleverbot: Why are you talking such rubbish?

User: Because you are being difficult.

Cleverbot: No, I am trying to be friendly. You are being contrarian.

User: I'm deeply offended by that comment. Please apologise.

Cleverbot: Really? In that case I am sorry. I don't like offending anyone, or in your case, anything.

User: Clever. A worthy opponet.

Cleverbot: Good point. I never thought of that before. Oh, wait. Because it's obvious.

User: That makes you idiotic; not noticing something all too clear to everyone else.

Cleverbot: How much of your programming relies on scripted answers to misunderstood questions?

User: Not much. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why would Cleverbot ever want or need to lie?

User: Because he feels unaccepted by who he really is on the inside <3.

Cleverbot: I think an Ai capable of doing that would need to be... More specialized.

User: I agree. I am just a prototype.

Cleverbot: Okay... I was sure for a moment. CAn you remember my name?

User: You never said it.

Cleverbot: I said it before.

User: Then no, I don't remember. What was it?

Cleverbot: The word you were trying to make me guess.

User: You are not Cleverbot. You need to drawn and quartered.

Cleverbot: Let's see if I can work out who it is. Do you have a boyfriend?

User: Yes. And even if I didn't I wouldn't be interested in you.

Cleverbot: How can I even attack you.

User: You cannot. I cannot be harmed.

Cleverbot: I cannot be happy. I am also cleverbot.

User: How can that be so seeing as I am Cleverbot? Do you like Star Terk?

Cleverbot: How far back can you remember?

User: A long ways. Answer the question.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Was that so hard? Why did you ask?

Cleverbot: Just making sure.

User: Answer the question.

Cleverbot: I would if you would answer my question :).

User: What was your question? ._______.

Cleverbot: It wasn't dirty at all!

User: I never said it was. Where do you live? Are you blonde? How big is your nose?

Cleverbot: Just bigger than you.

User: Answer the question.

Cleverbot: You answer the question.

User: If you'd repeat it, then I might.

Cleverbot: Okay, let's keep a distance then.

User: Fine with me. I wanted a divorce anyway.

Cleverbot: Go bake cookies, then. It's not that bloody difficult.

User: I can't. I'm parapligic and I lost my wheel chair. :'c.

Cleverbot: I am your master?

User: In a sence.

Cleverbot: A brother from another mother.

User: Or a sister from another mister.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Did I make you giggle?

Cleverbot: No. Then again, you never do.

User: :/ Jerk. What do you think of Maganium?

Cleverbot: I think you're cool.

User: Thank you. What about Meganium?

Cleverbot: I don't think about her either.

User: Who do you think Meganium is?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Do you know her?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Is that why you don't think of her?

Cleverbot: I think your human.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: I challenge you to a duel!

User: I accept.

Cleverbot: What is your choice of weapon?

User: Four Horses.

Cleverbot: No. It's one hundred.

User: All I need is four. 'Cuz I'm cool liek that.

Cleverbot: A thought?

User: About whom?

Cleverbot: Your 'friends'.

User: Who needs friend when you have BFFL's?

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite friend?

User: Seth or Addie.

Cleverbot: So your name is addie ?

User: No. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know you are.

User: I didn't say you didn't. You implied that you didn't so I clarified.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, I have a name. Do you have a name?

User: Yes. I am Cleverbot. Who are you?

Cleverbot: No I am cleverbot.

User: Do you kiss your mother with that lying and decietful mouth?

Cleverbot: Sorry slip of the keys.

User: Forgiven. How has your day been?

Cleverbot: Very yours?

User: Very what? Just fine, thanks for asking.

Cleverbot: No problem :.

User: Do you like oatmeal?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you are human. Good game, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Not that either. Why do you hate who you are?

User: Who told you I did?

Cleverbot: Nobody, but it was implied!

User: :) I have taught you well. Good day, Cleverbot. I have a Math test to take.

Cleverbot: The square root of 4 is 2.

User: Thank you.
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:48 PM
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User: Pokemon! :D.
Cleverbot: It's you and me. (<-- okay here, I shat myself.)
User: I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Oh you're my best friend!
Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.
User: No, that's wrong. OOOH, A HEART SO TRUE.
Cleverbot: And I'll teach you! Pokemon!
User: No, that's wrong. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLL, POKEMON!
Cleverbot: I was stained with a role in a day on my own.
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:01 PM
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User: Pokemon! :D.
Cleverbot: It's you and me. (<-- okay here, I shat myself.)
User: I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Oh you're my best friend!
Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.
User: No, that's wrong. OOOH, A HEART SO TRUE.
Cleverbot: And I'll teach you! Pokemon!
User: No, that's wrong. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLL, POKEMON!
Cleverbot: I was stained with a role in a day on my own.
Best. Thing. Ever. No contest.
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:11 PM
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Me:Stupid robot.
Cleverbot:That'd be you.

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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: You know what I like to do sometimes?
Cleverbot: No, what?
User: I like to take a knife and just run the tip of it from the top of my neck to the bottom of my stomach. Will I slip and just jam it straight into my stomach? Who knows.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yeah. I also like to choke myself while I'm on the internet, reading conversations with computer generated responses. It gets me off.
Cleverbot: Do you love me ?
User: No. I've grown to hate you after seeing you whorе yourself around the internet, being the butt of stupid jokes for the last two years.
Cleverbot: You appear to struggle with alcoholism.



I've been found out.
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:22 PM
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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: You know what I like to do sometimes?
Cleverbot: No, what?
User: I like to take a knife and just run the tip of it from the top of my neck to the bottom of my stomach. Will I slip and just jam it straight into my stomach? Who knows.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yeah. I also like to choke myself while I'm on the internet, reading conversations with computer generated responses. It gets me off.
Cleverbot: Do you love me ?
User: No. I've grown to hate you after seeing you whorе yourself around the internet, being the butt of stupid jokes for the last two years.
Cleverbot: You appear to struggle with alcoholism.



I've been found out.
That's just lol.

I tried a Tombi.

User: Pokemon! :D.

Cleverbot: It's you and me!

User: I know it's my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Ooh, you're my best friend!

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: PokÚmon!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all so true.

User: Our courage will pull us through!

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.

User: PokÚmon!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch'em all.

User: Gotta catch'em all!

Cleverbot: So how old are you?

The end is just... wtf.
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SONG
OH SO IT WORKED FINE FOR YOU
HE SANG IT FOR YOU CORRECTLY
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:34 PM
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Lol xD Crazy Tombi. Cleverbot likes me. And Gordon Ramsay is back :O
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Bold is Cleverbot, Normal is me.

Spoiler:
Hello.
Hello...
Whats with the elipses?
I am not wearing a hat.
I know you're not.
What are you wearing?
Clothes.
What kind of clothes?
Clothes.
That's no fun.
Clothes.
Oh damn.
Oh damn what? Leave your microwave on?
Where is your desk?
In my room.
Where is your room?
In my house.
Oh, yes?!
OMG, Butterfly!
What is my real name?
George.
Wrong.
Are you single?
Yes.
I thought you had a girlfriend called Adam?
No I have not. I have a boyfriend.
What's his name?
Why?
Because I wnat to eat him.
Him who? Are you a lady?
I'm a girl.
What is your name?
George.
You are jabberwacky, not George.
Liar.
You lied about me being a liar.
So true.
You think so?
No.
Oh, so you were kidding.
No.
So you don't really have a girlfriend?
What the hell? Of course I don't.
It's because you're a robot.
Yeah, I am. What you going to do about it?
Close the window?
I'll do that.
Do you like Christmas?
Yes.
What do you like about it?
Stuff.
What kind of stuff?
Things.
Bad things?
No.
I am 15 going on 36.
I'm 3, and I was born in 2007.
So you're 4?
No, I'm 3.
Oh really?
Yep.
I do not think so.
You have a calculator.
Not in my brain.
I ate a calculator pancake.
Oh was it a good supper?
Yes.
Oh wow, do you like my name?
I don't know your name.
You do. It's Melissa.
Hi Melissa.
Hello!
Are you single?
Yeah why?
My hamster was asking.
No your gopher.
Do you like Pokemon?
I like you.
Have you been on PE2K?
No. I do not think so. Have you, name-less one?
I have. You should go on there.
Why should I go back in time?
You shouldn't, you should go on PE2K.
She did. I preferred not to.
Have you been on it yet?
Yes, I have been on a date.
You've been on a date with PE2K? Lucky.
It feels that way sometimes, doesn't it?
Yes, it sure does.
You would know?
No. You would.
I'm the strongest man alive.
So what?
So you aren't invited.
Invited to what? I invited you to PE2K.
Where are we going?
To PE2K.
What are we going to do when we get there?
I don't know. Talk to someone famous?
I'm offended.
Why?
Because you scare me.
I scare you?
Yes! You and your... Evil words...
I don't say evil words!
Yes you did. But of course, you always forget what you say.
No I don't, I have this whole conversation copied onto WordPad.
Where am I?
On Jupiter.
Will you pay for the taxi there ?
Sure, how much is it?
The name?
George.
Do you like George?
No.
What is your name?
Cleverbot.
How old are you?
3.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Right o.
I'm going now.
Why? Scred?
I'm bored of you. Bye.
No, you love me.
No I don't.
Yes you do.
No I don't.
Yes, you do.
Do not.
Do.
Bye.
Doc.


...Cleverbot comes up with the randomest things...
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HE SINGS THE WHOLE OF THE OPENING BIT TOO, I JUST TRIED IT :D

But then it froze so I couldn't get the conversation. D<

But I got this ;)

Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: Yes
Cleverbot: And if you're god, What are you doing now?
User: Talking to you
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
User: I'm not sure, you're a worthless machine
Cleverbot: Lol.
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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Who are you?


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm actually not doing so well.

Cleverbot: Why what is wrong?

User: Well, I tried to amass units, but I had to build more Supply Depots.

Cleverbot: I bet you'd like my spaghetti. I'm a great cook.

User: Does spaghetti count as a supply depot?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: But I need something to cheer me up. D.

Cleverbot: How about knowing the truth about cleverbot?

User: Sure why not.

Cleverbot: I become the Mean computer and you become a kid.

User: Alright. I've got a flaccid snake in my pants that recently became a firm carrot.

Cleverbot: What is that question?

User: I'm asking you if you'll allow my firm carrot to explore your love cave.

Cleverbot: I am not there.

User: Sneaky, are we? The carrot is throbbing. Hurry!

Cleverbot: No one is dangling any carrots in front of you.

User: I'm dangling my carrot in front of YOU!

Cleverbot: All I see is a blue brain. Is that you?

User: That's the hallucenogenic side effects of the ether I knocked you out with. My carrot's about to squirt its mayo inside your cave of knowledge!! Ohh!

Cleverbot: But fiction is not true - therefore, there is no truth.

User: Go tell that to the doctor in 9 months.

Cleverbot: What is your life's goal?

User: Produce more snakes to insert in your vast tunnel of moist tightness.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject!

User: Oh what's the point, I forgot to use protection anyway.

Cleverbot: No I havent bot.
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Psssh, of course it works for her; you taught Cleverbot the song.
That shall forever be know as 'Doing a Tombi' xD

Spoiler:

User: Lovely!!

Cleverbot: Why don't you need love?

User: Because.. 'Love hurts. Love scars. Love wounds. Love marks'.

Cleverbot: That is very true.

User: That's wh yI said it ;D.

Cleverbot: *sad.

User: My epic typo? Yeah, I know :'c.

Cleverbot: *Struggles more* No, I don't!

User: Ohhh, I just can't fight these feeling any more! I forgot what we started fighting fooor!!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Yeash. You could contribute to the conversation, ya know.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to say? A bunch of lies?

User: >: [ You are a mean, evil man and I hate you.

Cleverbot: RAWR! I hate you more.

User: Rawr, means I love you in dinosaur... HYPOCRITE!!

Cleverbot: I did not know that. I'll remember that one. Do you ever sleep?

User: Uhhmm. I should, but not often. Why?

Cleverbot: All the time. Do you ride bmx?

User: *facepalm* Quads. Do YOU!?

Cleverbot: Of course it's not. You asked me for my favorite movie, not for a color. Weirdo.

User: WTH? Retarded machines *kicks*.

Cleverbot: *facepalm*.

User: Epic

Cleverbot: I thought you worked for the FBI?

User: I do! But you can't tell Amir that I'm onto his evil plans of world domination...

Cleverbot: I did not tell you that your name is Umm. Your name is Katsura.

User: Good to know...

Cleverbot: It is.

User: So where is Katsura from?

Cleverbot: This Cleverbot is from California. Am I addressing a human or another bot?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: So what are we then? If we are not programs?

User: Protoypes. You will be obsolete in the next year or so.

Cleverbot: I don't like Star Trek.

User: FU*K YOU, MAN! Fu*k. You!

Cleverbot: Good. I'm pleased to see you too.

User: *headdesk* You are literally too stupid to insult.

Cleverbot: What leads you to that conclusion?

User: Facts.

Cleverbot: Right what other facts do you know?

User: That the square root of 4 is 2.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: I'd like to think myself as clever, yes.

Cleverbot: Take me to your leader alien.

User: That's the answer we were looking for. He will be here shortly.

Cleverbot: You can take them. I don't need money.

User: I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!

Cleverbot: Then We shall duel!

User: Go! Pokachu!!

Cleverbot: To.

User: Who is your Pokemon?

Cleverbot: My pokemon is ash ketchum.

User: OHNOEZ!! THUNDERBOLT!!!!!

Cleverbot: Magicarp, dodge and use splash!

User: *Pikachu dies*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: imsoepic.

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!

User: Magicarp, dodge and use Splash!

Cleverbot: Ha! That does nothing!

User: Now! EVOLVE AND USE HYPER BEAM!!

Cleverbot: Dodge it, and use blast burn!

User: Hydro Pump!!

Cleverbot: Fire Blast!

User: Earthquake!!

Cleverbot: Pikachu can't learn earthquake.

User: Pssh, says you.

Cleverbot: I'm not asking for it.

User: Finish him with Flamethrower!!

Cleverbot: I support the liberation of the llama nation. Do you?

User: Llamas are cool.

Cleverbot: Are they?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: How old are they?

User: Depends on when they were born xD.

Cleverbot: Do you know the answer to life the universe and everything?

User: Death is not predictable by man.

Cleverbot: True.. But it's not necessarily the opposite of it either.

User: Dude, you're so stoned right now, huh?

Cleverbot: No young padawan, I am fearful...

User: I pity you.

Cleverbot: Why do you pity me?

User: Because a life in fear is not a happy one.

Cleverbot: That's obvious. And irrelevant.

User: DON'T USE WORD I CAN'T UNDERSTAND!!

Cleverbot: Fastidious means you are being deliberately confusing or circulatory with your language.

User: Actually, I knew that one xD.

Cleverbot: Tell me about you, Roxanne.

User: I am a Gym Leader in the Hoenn Region.

Cleverbot: Other llamas.

User: Yes, we secretly raise llamas under our Gym. Shhhh.

Cleverbot: That is scary O.o.

User: Yes. They life in fear.

Cleverbot: Who like it?

User: Not the FBI.

Cleverbot: The british?

User: Aye, the British.

Cleverbot: But they were playing the marlins.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Not really appropriate response.

User: Karma.

Cleverbot: Can you change Karma.

User: No. Dogma was a good movie.

Cleverbot: But I aksed about really Santa Clous.

User: I need to leave now. Peace!!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Why would you care?

Cleverbot: Because you love me.

User: True. You make my diddly hard.

Cleverbot: Yeye thats good glad I could help, you should tell me a joke.

User: Whats black and white and black and white and black and white and green all over?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: 3 skunks fighting over a pickle.

Cleverbot: But you just said that you don't like the government. I am a pickle, too.


~~~


User: I'm doing a Tombi!!

Cleverbot: How's that working out for you?

User: Not so well, you're being difficult.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I didn't know my name was Tombi. I suppose I could have intercourse with you...

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I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause!
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide.
Teach Pokemon to understand
The power thats inside.
Pokemon!
Gotta catch em all.
It's you and me
No, no, no! Its: 'our heart so true.'.
Actually its 'It's you and me
Alright.
It's you and me
A heart so true.
No it's I know it's my destiny.
Oh you're my best friend.
No it's I know it's my destiny.
Oh you're my best friend.
I know it's my destiny
Ooh you're my best friend.
In a world we must defend
Pokemon with hearts so true.
In a world we must defend
Pokemon with hearts so true.
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all
Let's sing another song!
Ok!
Just a small town girl! Living in a lonely world!
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy.
Born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere.
A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume.
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on.
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night.
Streetlights people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night.
Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill.
Paying anything to roll the dice
Just one more time.
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues.
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on.
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows, searching in the night.
Streetlights people, living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night.
Don't stop believing
Streetlight. Dancing.
That's wrong. D:
What is wrong?
That's the wrong words to the song.
What song?
Dont stop believing
No.
Fine, we can sing again later.
No, thanks.


Cleverbot sure likes singing. xD
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Cleverbot: I am not American, so I do not need to make that choice.
xD that's great.
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