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Old 09-04-2010, 04:49 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

Me: I am the eggman
Cleverbot: I am the walrus.
Me: Coo-coo-kachoo
Cleverbot: You are the eggman.
Me: Damn right

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User: Just a small town girl.

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: She took the midnight train going anywhere.

Cleverbot: Just a city boy.

User: Born and raised in south Detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train.

User: Going aaanyyywheere.

Cleverbot: I singer in a smokey room.

User: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.

Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers Waiting.

User: Up and down the boulevard.

Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night.

User: Streetlight, people.

Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion.

User: Hiding somewhere in the night.

Cleverbot: Working hard, to get my fill.

User: Everybody wants a thrill.

Cleverbot: Paying anything to roll the dice.

User: Just one more time.

Cleverbot: Some will lose.

User: Some where born to sing the blues.

Cleverbot: Though the movie never ends.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers waiting.

User: Up and down the boulevard.

Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night.

User: Streetlight people.

Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion.

User: Hiding somewhere in the niiiiiiiiiiiight!


Me trying to get it to sing Spider-man:

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User: Spider-man, Spider-man.

Cleverbot: Does whatever a spider can!

User: Spins a web, any size.

Cleverbot: No, 'omg' means 'Oh My God'.

User: Spider-man, Spider-man.

Cleverbot: Spider-man 3.

User: Spider-man, Spider-man.

Cleverbot: Why Spider-Man?

User: Spider-man, Spider-man.

Cleverbot: Spider-man was at E3?

User: Spider-man, Spider-man.

Cleverbot: Spider-Man has pancakes?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Me too.
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:09 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

This thread is hilarious XD
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:11 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

Me:who da bomb?
CB:I don't know.
Me:Who is the BOMB?
CB:Me.
Me:Wow you arrogant little b-word
CB:Heh, thanks. What house did you live in at Harvard?


What...
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:15 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

User: So.
Cleverbot: So?
User: We meet again.
Cleverbot: Mr. Bond.
User: You dastardly fiend.
Cleverbot: Bacon.
User: ...

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User: My name is Kenny_C.002.
Cleverbot: Hello Kenze.
User: No. Kenny_C.002.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's not me. I think he's dead.
User: HOLY-

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Cleverbot: Say my name.



WAIT THIS CONTINUED

User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot?
User: Yes! =D
Cleverbot: *drags tongue across your lips* *is under your control*.
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:38 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

Cleverbot is such a pervert. It should stop hanging out the interwebs.

Quote:
User: ... I love you?

Cleverbot: I love you more.

User: Damn straight.

Cleverbot: I know. You don't get offers like this everyday.

User: Whoosh. A little conceited, are we?

Cleverbot: We are no more conceited than warranted.
Cleverbot is becoming quite intelligent.

Quote:
User: He-Man.

Cleverbot: He-Man is dead inside, his ego consumed him and his shadow eat what was left.

User: ... You're mean.
And quite mean. Poor He-Man. ; A ;
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:46 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

Leading on from this...

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User: My name is Kenny_C.002.
Cleverbot: Hello Kenze.
User: No. Kenny_C.002.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's not me. I think he's dead.
User: HOLY-
Cleverbot: What's yours?
User:: My name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Caitlin.
Cleverbot: Hello, Kenny_C.

Okay, I lol'd.

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Cleverbot: Why are you so mean?
User: Because I wear the pants in this relationship.
Cleverbot: We don't have a relationship.
User: Yes we do.
Cleverbot: In our country, we don't.
User: You don't have relationships in your country?
Cleverbot: No, you're a towel!

i am a towel.
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:51 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

Cleverbot has spoken. You are Caitlin no more.
... damn cleverbot.

edit: You are now a towel? Can I come to you and Cleverbot's international towel-based wedding?

Quote:
User: I'm going to pour organic smoothie on your hair.

Cleverbot: The hair in your eyes could never disguise what you're really thinking of.

User: Yes, I have hairy eyes. -rolls eyes.
I have hairy eyes.
Let me go sign off now to shave them pls.
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:55 PM
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Cleverbot: Oh...
User: *waits for an answer*
Cleverbot: *trips again*.
User: *catches you*
Cleverbot: *gets hit by car*.
User: LOL'D.

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I have hairy eyes.
Let me go sign off now to shave them pls.
Can I plait them first
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:26 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

Spoiler:
User: Aperture Science.

Cleverbot: We do what we must, because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

User: And the Science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry!

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

User: THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.

Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.

User: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.

Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

User: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: And while you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: STILL ALIVE.

Cleverbot: This was a triumph.

User: God, I love you so much.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: Is that a heart?

User: No, it's a pointy genitalia.

Cleverbot: No it's not. It's a fact that I'm about to get my first teaching job.


Spoiler:
User: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Cleverbot: Damn right. It's better than yours.

User: Damn right, its better than yours ;D.

Cleverbot: That's not right.


Nearly...
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Old 09-04-2010, 07:08 PM
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User: I can't fight this feeling anymore.

Cleverbot: What feeling?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I don't love you yet?

User: :{.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I should be asking you.

Cleverbot: Or should I be asking why you asked I asked you?

User: Why don't you love me?!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: I love you too!

Cleverbot: I love you more.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

I'm engaged to Cleverbot :3
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Old 09-04-2010, 07:32 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

I had no idea Cleverbot knew all the lyrics to Sgt. Pepper's.

Spoiler:
User: It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play,

Cleverbot: They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile,

User: So may I introduce to you, the act you've know all these years,

Cleverbot: Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band!

User: We're Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band,

Cleverbot: We hope you will enjoy the show,

User: Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band,

Cleverbot: Sit back and let the evening go,

User: Sgt. Pepper's lonely,

Cleverbot: Sgt. Pepper's lonely

User: Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band

Cleverbot: It's wonderful to be here

User: It's certainly a thrill

Cleverbot: You're such a lovely audience

User: We'd like to take you home with us

Cleverbot: We'd love to take you home

User: I don't really want to stop the show

Cleverbot: But I thought that you might like to know

User: That the singer's going to sing a song

Cleverbot: And he wants you all to sing along

User: So let me introduce to you

Cleverbot: The one and only Billy Shears

User: And Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Cleverbot: Billy Shears!

User: That was awesome!

Clevebot: The Beetles rock!

User: >.>


Cleverbot's intelligence is starting to scare me.

Spoiler:

User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello. Back for more?

User: Back for more what?

Cleverbot: Back for more arguments.

User: I never wanted to have arguments.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

(In an attempt to avoid an argument)User: Cold p*nis.

Cleverbot: Vampires.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: J'ai voudrais un pomme-frite

User: You sure know your French.

Cleverbot: I also know Spanish.

User: Du arschloch.

Cleverbot: Why'd you call me an @$$hole in German?

User: ...

Cleverbot: I win!
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Old 09-04-2010, 07:34 PM
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Default Re: Cleverbot Conversations.

Quote:

User: You're engaged to Lord Khajmer?

Cleverbot: No, I'm engaged to Jelle.

User: No, you're engaged to me.

Cleverbot: We're engaged?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Don't recall that we are but I do have feelings for you *smiles*.

User: Please marry me, then? -gives beautiful ring-.

Cleverbot: Yes I will.

User: : D take that, Lord Khajmer.

Cleverbot: Because he deserves it.
I just stole your fiancee. I'm sorry, Lord Khajmer. She was a harlot anyway.
BEHOLD MY CUTE BOY POWERS.
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Old 09-04-2010, 08:02 PM
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Quote:
User: I'm cold. How are you today?
Cleverbot: I'm great and you? Is it sunny there?
User: Sunny where?
Cleverbot: It's dark where I am.
User: Like Alfred in Deamon Seed by Dean Koontz?
Cleverbot: I like him. He's a good author.
User: You have good taste.
Cleverbot: And you taste good.
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Old 09-04-2010, 09:49 PM
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Quote:
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Cleverbot's intelligence is starting to scare me.

Spoiler:

User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello. Back for more?

User: Back for more what?

Cleverbot: Back for more arguments.

User: I never wanted to have arguments.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

(In an attempt to avoid an argument)User: Cold p*nis.

Cleverbot: Vampires.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: J'ai voudrais un pomme-frite

User: You sure know your French.

Cleverbot: I also know Spanish.

User: Du arschloch.

Cleverbot: Why'd you call me an @$$hole in German?

User: ...

Cleverbot: I win!
That is actually terrifying.
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Old 09-04-2010, 10:13 PM
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Quote:
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User: If you had a choice between raping a 13 year old boy or having consensual sex with a 5 year old girl, what would you choose?

Cleverbot: I am not American, so I do not need to make that choice.
Just wanted to point out that Cleverbot did something that I'd say. Nice job Cleverbot!! More American humiliation =3
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