Unova: WHAT THE FFFFFF!? I can understand Pokemon Trainer Sarah's theory of it.
Snivy: I was so hoping for Smugleaf :(
Tepig: It's obviously a pig. You don't have to stick "pig" in it's name.
Oshawott: What in the world is an Oshawott? If I get Oshawoot, I'm naming it Mijumaru. That name was better.