Corrupt-a-Wish

[thirty-six]

Granted, but it'll only come true on pokemonelite2000.cn
google only translates simple words not entire sentences because of second language courses. xD I made that last bit up

I wish I could learn languages like neo…

[goldwynaut]

granted, but you later find out you have been doin it wrong the entire time

I wish my computer screen would work again

[5TailedDemonLizard]

Granted, but then the keyboard stops working.

I with the Pokemafia could figure out what to do with itself XD

[brandon_g]

granted... but it only can for 20 minutes.

I wish I a dallas cowboys football jersey.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but he is really racist and hates people who speak ingrish

I wish I had 1 million dollars

[brandon_g]

granted but its monopoly money.

I wish I had a new working forever car.

[thirty-six]

^^
Granted, the doll factory makes an error… recycled joke

Granted you get a car that has the word foever on it but it breaks down every 2 hours.

I wish this sentence could continue always and forever.

[brandon_g]

granted but it stops after forever ends.

I wish i had pokegear.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but its useless outside the pokemon world

I wish for swag

[brandon_g]

Granted but its bad swag that ends you in jail.

I wish I had a pair of new socks.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but they are ITCHY!

I wish for a huge bag of (good) candy

[brandon_g]

granted but its only good for 5 seconds after I give to you...

I wish I had a flat screen tv that worked forever.

[thirty-six]

Granted, but forever ended four wishes ago.

I wish they slapped a fish, they deserve it.

[Light Manaphy]

Granted, but you will get slapped twice as hard.

I wish I could have any and every Pokémon plushie in the world (a plushie of Ventus, Terra, or Aqua from Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep would be nice, as well... but those do not exist, unfortunately).

[goldwynaut]

Granted, but you have to throw them away because you dont have room for them

I wish nin10d0!!!!