Corrupt-a-Wish

[mintjelly]

Granted, but it's everyone's favorite derp, Minty! :D

I wish I wasn't sick.

[goldwynaut]

oooh so thats why i havent heard much from you lately

granted, but you brake a leg one minute after you,re cured

i wish i had a super save

[brandon_g]

Granted but its only a fake save.

I wish I had a cup of fresh milk.

[mintjelly]

Granted, but it spoils as soon as you look at it.

I wish I didn't hate the girls in my marketing class.

[brandon_g]

granted but they hate you.

I wish my wii had better browser and flash player.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but it explodes

i wish i had the blood sword from final fantasy 3

[thirty-six]

Granted… but you also get a hand… too lazy to edit properly.


I wish I could get the last item in basara 1 Dx

[Dandin]

Granted but I dont know what it is.

I wish I had a legendary pokemon at pokefarm.

[thirty-six]

Granted, the term legendary is swapped with common recycled

I wish i had a star mask.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but its actually majoras mask in disguise

i wush dis post acthuly iz dolan

[brandon_g]

granted it is now readable...

I wish I had 50 minutes of free time in my high school computer classes.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but you accidentally delete system32

i wish i had a night stick

[Dandin]

Granted but it is invisible at night.

I wish I have caught all pokemon.

[thirty-six]

Granted, your pokedex is complete, with that ball symbol and your boxes are empty.

I wish I had a talking cat.

[goldwynaut]

granted, but it only speaks lulz

i wish for lulz