Corrupt-a-Wish

[Neku Sakuraba]

Granted, but your class Rick Rolls you for the rest of eternity. (Even after you and your class dies.)

I wish I understood "Bronies".

[goldwynaut]

yep, you understand bronies and realizes how awesome the show is, so you become one yourself

i wish my teacher would get her lazy azz over to the computer and check my WORK!

[Foxamivalth]

Granted, now you're the one who have that lazy ass and sit over a computer while your teacher is checking and talking to you. He gets angry and scold you.

I wish comedy wasn't funny.

[goldwynaut]

granted, now news are funny, and one day, a giant meteorite goes in course of earth, they make an announcement on the news and says you should go into your bunker, but you,re to busy laughing, so you DIE, U HAPPY NOW!?!?!

i wish i didn,t have a headache

[Typhlosion Explosion]

Granted, you have a migraine.

I wish everyone liked Pokemon.

[goldwynaut]

but then there is no subculture of liking them anymore

i wish i had another bowl of noodles

[Ant2011]

Granted, but the noodles aren't cooked, and you have no way to cook them.

I wish that I was a Squirtle

[goldwynaut]

ok, but you are found drunk in a mud pit without any memories of your past by a retarded charmander that follows you until you save the world from the apocalypse by climbing a tower made out of clouds and battling rayquaza, and on your way to becoming powerfull you have to fight the 3 legendary birds and an evil gengar. and by the way, you live in a house that looks like yourself in a parallel universe where mewtwo defeated ash + several other trainers in his quest to create a world only inhabited by pokemon

i wish i had a way to boil my noodles

[Typhlosion Explosion]

Granted, but then it breaks and you're back to square one.

I wish I was never hungry.

[goldwynaut]

you get a magic potion that can make you so, but the side effect is that anything you eat can kill you

i wish i could catch that LOUZY BLUE HEDGEHOG AND HIS MEDDLESOME LITTLE FRIEND!!! (if you can help me i,l give you a P-P-P-PROMOTION!)

[Typhlosion Explosion]

Granted, but he escapes with my promotion. :P

I wish Eevee could be cuter! (If that's even possible. <3)

[goldwynaut]

granted, but that causes eeveelutions to be cuter too, so instead of badass, jolteon now looks cute instead

i wish i had a way to remove the arrow in my knee

[Typhlosion Explosion]

Granted, you have to saw your knee off.

I wish I had a Cactus.

(Jolteon would be awesomeeeeeeee cute! <3)

[goldwynaut]

you have a cactus thats so big you cant enter your house anymore

i wish i was a biiiird (cuz my daughter is moving to america, thats also why i am speaking in english)

[5TailedDemonLizard]

Granted, but you're a songbird and yogurt eaten by an eagle.

I wish I could transform into animals.