King of the Hill

[goldwynaut]

You're not god, deal with it.

I pray to the real god, who pwns you with lightnighbolts for being blasphemous.

[Judgmental Arceus]

I redirect the lightning bolt at you.

[goldwynaut]

No, you cant, because they were sent by the r337 ghawd.

[Latio-Nytro]

(I'm a reality warper. DEAL WITH IT. Or rather, stop trolling. :P)

I reveal (to Drago) I was making Jarceus hallucinate that the hill was illusionary. While gold tries to fry Jarceus with lightning, the lack of claiming towards the hill allowed me to have it uncontested for six posts in a row. :P

MY HILL!!!

[Dragotech]

Is annoyed by this so I cast dispell on the general area obliterating all illusions.
I take the real hill from Latio-Nytro with excess brutality, leaving him stuck in a hospital for a short period of time.
My hill

[goldwynaut]

I use what we always did to reoccupy the hill, but stronger, behold! EXTREME VIOLENCE!
While latio is in hospital with several bones broken straight off, i claim the hill.

[Judgmental Arceus]

(I will NEVER stop trolling! Deal with it!)

I use reverse psychology and NOT attempt to claim the hill, but instead the hill claims me because goldwynaut is not considered worthy enough.

[goldwynaut]

The hill is inanimate, it cannot "consider" anything.

Still my hill.

[Latio-Nytro]

Yes. A hill that presumably grants ridiculous amounts of power, flings trolls off itself, survives multiple armageddons, re-corrects broken realities, and is the source of all good in this world is completely inanimate. [/SARCASM]

Though I'm not entirely sure, so...*Slams gold into Jarceus: gold's huge attack stat KO's Jarceus w/ Critical, and gold's tiny defense stat makes him faint on impact*...There.

MY HILL!!!

[goldwynaut]

I recover before Arceus and walks up to the hill, i then challenge you to a battle and does this

there

[Judgmental Arceus]

I pull an Obito Uchiha, suck you all into an alternate dimension using a Sharingan and claim the hill.

And since I don't want to get my eyes damaged from you two doing something stupid, I transport to a mesa, leave you there trapped in an illusion, and teleport back to the hill to claim it.

[goldwynaut]

Me and Obito make good friends in the parallel dimension, and so we find our way back in an epic animo adventure and proceeds to pwn you as a team
Obito: DRAMATIC ENTEJGYYY!

[Latio-Nytro]

I am aware of what has transpired, and henceforth I am able to counter it. I use my reality-warping powers to get out of the parallel dimension, then take a back and hit a home run on gold's head, sending him flying off my hill. My hill is mine now.

MY HILL!!!

[goldwynaut]

Obito strangles you from behind.
My hill.

[Latio-Nytro]

I throw you at Orbis. Your high attack stat KOs Orbis, you faint on impact due to a low defense stat. Simple.

MY HILL!!!