King of the Hill

[Latio-Nytro]

Ninja's-ALL NINJAS-get debuffs for wielding guns. If it's only a strong punch, why not just use your hands? Silly.

Regardless of that, the grenade was a smoke grenade (which can kill if one is extremely wounded to begin with), which obviously explodes in a smoky cloud that does little damage. I use the power of the wind (I've been sapping on those crystals for a LONG while now) to blow THAT smoke your face (which is a completely different composition from Ninja Powder), effectively blinding you and allowing me to come up and abuse that terrible defense with a roundhouse kick OHKO.

MY HILL!!!

[Socratic Sarcasm]

In my indignation at being used as a projectile, I employ the red armor from Amorphous+. When one of you tries to attack me, it explodes while leaving me unscathed and I claim the hill.

[goldwynaut]

there are certain guns that only ninjas can use, despite being low leveled and underpowered, they may show up to be quite helpful in some situations, one of these guns are the hook-gun (not to be confused with the hookshot), it fires a grappling hook at grate speed, it can be used to grapple things and kill thing.

i use the hook gun to grapple you and drag you towards me so i can take advantage of the speed generated and deliver a punch twice as powerful as my normal punch. i KO you and claim the hill

[Latio-Nytro]

A Fairy in a Bottle revives me, and I use the Hookshot, which is FAR more effective in both the pain and grappling departments than the Hook Gun. You're hit and KOed FROM THE HOOKSHOT HITTING YOU. Not even the grapple. It's nowhere near any part of your body that's particuarily critical.

When I said Ninjas virtually had no defense stat, I was not kidding.

MY HILL!!!

[Socratic Sarcasm]

I somehow move the earth around the hill so that the hill ends up in Chicago. Once there, the Wrath of Dresden descends upon you all, and I claim the hill.

[Latio-Nytro]

I shove a (Black Court) vampire down your throat. Dresden kills you by accident when attempting to kill it (and the Vampire Survived). Rinse and Repeat for Gold, and then I shove it down Dresden's throat along with some napalm, and just in case, quickly throw a match with him. Dresden (and that vampire) is dead. For real. He's not coming back.

YES I DID.

MY HILL!!!

[goldwynaut]

i hit yo in DA FACE and claim the place

[Latio-Nytro]

Hitting me in the face? I use Counter. You get sent flying for double the damage, KOed, and I claim the hill.

STRATEGIZE! Yhea!

MY HILL!!!

[goldwynaut]

i use black magic to pull a cloud down from the sky so the hill gets very foggy, you cant even see your own nose, but i use my high accuracy stat to navigate and hit you in the back of your head, you roll down the hill, still dizzy from the fall you start walking in the direction you think the hill is, but you,re actually walking away from the hill, then the fog goes away you find out you are miles away from the hill and is inflicted with the FUUU status (not to be confuses with berserk), witch increases your attack, but lowers anything else. MY HILL

[Neku Sakuraba]

I use these mega-awesome-super-awesome-chocolaty-super pistols and blast gold in the back. With knock-out darts. I then go to throw him off the hill and make that crystal-castle...thing...yeah...from the third Pokemon movie. It's my hill nao.

[goldwynaut]

i use the super-special-awesome exodia card, not as a playing card, but as a projectile i throw at MGS, i hit him in da brains and claim the hill

[Neku Sakuraba]

I do something to get gold off of the hill, and then I claim the hill.

[Socratic Sarcasm]

Mab, Queen of Air and Darkness, is annoyed at Latio for trying to take Dresden out, as he's one of her more important pieces. She completely rips Latio's eyeballs to shreds by freezing the water in his eyes. Then she takes Dresden to Demonreach and revives him.

For practicing Black Magic, the Warden make an appointment with goldwynaut's neck with a sword. And kill MGS, for good measure.

I come back to life through the mysterious 'claim the hill' magic that's kept me alive before, and I claim the hill.

[Neku Sakuraba]

You can't kill anyone in this game, as stated by the maker:

Originally Posted by Daze

What you can't do:[*]You can't cause anyone's death, you can't cripple anyone, etc.

So, I claim the hill.

[goldwynaut]

since latio has killed me several times in this game, he is forced to pay me a large amount of money in replacement, i use the money to buy the hill