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Old 10-22-2005, 05:08 PM
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Default Kick your own A**

What you do here is post a team you use. Like so:


Dragonite
Gyrados
Charizard
Steelix
Umbreon
Machamp

Then you also put another team:

magikarp
Umbreon
Espeon
Vaporeon
Flareon
Jolteon

Then you make a battle whenever you`re ready. You`re trying to make it the dumbest battle ever. Every 20 contestants We hold a vote. Whoever wins gets the title of best self-a** kicker.


Turn1
Dragonite go!
Magikarp I choose you!
U.U:*gulps*
U.U:Mwhahaha
Dragonite uses Dragon Claw
It misses
U.U:o_0
Magikarp used Splash!
Dragonite fainted!
U.U:XD
U.U:o_0
Go Gyrados!
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Turn2
Gyrados uses Hydro Pump
Magikarp drinks the water and explodes!
Go Umbreon!
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Turn3
Umbreon uses Poison Gas!
Umbreon has no fuel....
Gyrados uses Hyper Beam
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Turn4
Umbreon eats a plate of Burritos
Gyrados must recharge
U.U: What are you planning????
U.U"*whispers*
U.U:Oh............NO DONT!!!!!!!!
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Turn5
Umbreon uses Poison Gas
Umbreon Farted!!!!
U.U:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U.U Dies!
U.U wins!
Yay!!!
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Old 10-22-2005, 06:32 PM
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Team 1:
Magikarp 10
Magikarp 30
Magikarp 50
Magikarp 70
Magikarp 85
Magikarp 100
Taem 2:
Poke'dex
Pokeball
Pokeball
Pokeball
Pokeball
Pokeball

The Battle
1: go Magikarp
2: go pokedex
Magikarp used slash
pokedex said Magikarp can't use it
Magikarp faints O.O
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1:Go Magikarp use splash
Pokedex eplodes and all the pokeballs and Magikarp die
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No one wins O.O
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:00 PM
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Team 1:
Azurill card
Wynaut

Team 2:
Mewtwo
Deoxys

Fight!

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Go Azurill!
Go Mewtwo!
Azurill use Splash!
Mewtwo use Metronome!
Mewtwo used Explosion!
Azurill's Cheap baby power negated the damage!
Mewtwo fainted!
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Azurill rolled off the hovering platform into a bottomless void!
Go Wynaut!
Go Deoxys!
Deoxys used Super boost!
Deoxys lost all but 1 HP and got invincible stats!
Wynaut used Splash!
Wynaut mysteriously lost all other PP!
Deoxys tried to use Baton Pass!
Wynaut's Shadowtag ability stopped it and stole the stats!
Wynaut used Struggle!
Deoxys fainted!
Wynaut regained PP and used Destiny Bond with the approaching anvil!
Wynaut and anvil fainted!
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I'm too bored to continue, so I just erased 2/3 of my team and left it at that! I'll most definitely lose!
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Old 10-24-2005, 12:07 AM
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Team 1:
Baby Kangaskhan
Baby Kangaskhan
Baby Kangaskan
Kangaskan

Team 2:
Tyranitar

Go Tyranitar!
Go Baby Kangaskhan!
Tyranitar uses Rock Slide.
KO!

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Go! Baby Kangaskhan!
Tyranitar uses Rock Slide!
KO!
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Go! Baby Kangaskhan!
Tyranitar uses Rock Slide!
KO!
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Go! Kangaskhan.
*Kangaskhan looks at dead babies*
Kangaskhan beats up Tyranitar with the Fist of the Mother!
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Old 10-24-2005, 04:41 AM
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Team N00b:
Magikarp

Team Ops:
Charizard
Arcanine
Sandslash
Raichu
Nidoking

Round one:
Go magikarp!
GO Charizard!
n00b: ;p
ops: Grr!
Charizard used Flame thrower!
Flame thrower was knocked back by a strong wind, magikarp no damage.
Charizard used stomp!
Stomp missed due to magikarp flopping around, ground breakes up due to stomp and a chunk hits charizards face, super effective!

Round two:
n00b: =P
Ops: You just got lucky!
Go Arcanine!
Arcanine used fire blast!
Fire blast missed magikarp by a mile and lit forest on fire, trees fall ontop of arcanine and miss magikarp due to size. Arcanine faints due to smoke.

Round three:
Ops: oo!
noob: U l0553r!
Go sandslash!
Sandslash used dig, sandslash comes up fainted due to hitting a water pipe.

Round four:
Go Raichu!
Raichu used thunderpunch! Raichu zapped self to death because of water comming from drain.

Round five:
Go Nindoking!!!
Nidoking used double kick but missed and broke leg over trainers head.

Winner is magikarp!

n00b: WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!111111oneoneone!
Ops: Cheater, I know you hacked!
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Old 11-04-2005, 12:03 AM
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Kyogre
Missingno
Trainer

Groudon
Rayquaza
Trainer
\round one:
Go Groudon
go Kyogre
It is raining,
It is sunny,
It is raining,
It is sunny,
Groudon used Eruption
It is Raining
Kyogre used water spout.
Grodon and kyogre got buried,
Both of them died
Round two
Go Missingno
Go Rayquaza
The wind is howling
Pokeballs flew away
Missingno is free
Rayquza is free
Both flew away
Round 3
Trainer wants to fight
Trainer wants to fight
Trainer used punch
Trainer used cry
Trainer felt sad
Trainer missed his turn
Trainer used Kick his A**
It was a OHKO
Trainer fainted
Trainer won
Trainer recived Trainer's money
Trainer recived Trainer's items
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Old 11-04-2005, 01:21 AM
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Team 1:

:A paperclip
:A ruberband
:a laptop computer
:A 2005 Mustang GT
:a sunlamp
:Trainer (f)

Team 2:

:Machamp
:Magnemite
:Pikachu
:Jolteon
:A streetlamp post
:Trainer (m)


Round one: team battle

Trainer (f): GO paperclip and rubber band!

Trainer (m): Go Machamp and Pikachu!


RUbberband launches paperclip at Machamp.
Paperclip hits Machamp in eye.
Machamp stomps on Pikachu
Pikachu electrucutes Machamp

Paperclip, Pikachu and Machamp faint.

Round 2: Single battle

Trainer (m): Go Magnemite!

Magnemite snaps rubberband.
Rubberband faints.

Round 3

Trainer (f): Go, sunlamp!

Samlamp turns on light
Magnemite is not effected.

Magnemite's polarity attracts it to sunlamp
Sunlamp hit Magnetmite with enough force to knock it out.

Magnemite and sunlamp faint.

Round 4:

(f): Go laptop!
(m): Go Jolteon!

Jolteon uses shock
Laptop explodes.

Round five.

Trainer (f) hop in car and runs over Jolteon\
Jolteon faints

Round F:

Trainer M brings out streetlamp post.
Trainer F runs into it with the car.

Mustang GT and street lamp post destroyed.

MONEY HAS BEEN WASTED FOR NOTHING!!!
(Taxpayers: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Government: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Grovernment realises it's their money being wasted.
(Government: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Taxpayers: YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Final round:
FIGHT!
Trainer(M) Wants to fight
Trainer(F) Doesn't want to fight.
Trainer(M): OMG><0r5!! j00 R t3h 0\/\/N><0R3D!
Trainer(F): Whatever (Trainer uses middle finger)
Trainer(M): OMG!1!1!!1!11!!one!!one!1 7A}{t i2 5o T3}{ L4/\/\3X0R51!!!one!!one!!!11!!111one! (attack has no effect on Trainers pride) (Trainer opens a can on Trainer)
Trainer(F): Whatever (Trainer takes away Trainer's can opener) (Trainer uses kick Trainer in the private)
Trainer(M): AGH!!!! j00 R t3}{ P\/\/n><0R3D }\/{3!1!11!1!one!! (Trainer faints

Trainer F wins!
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Old 11-24-2005, 04:00 AM
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Team one:

Magikarp
Feebas

Team two:

Deoxys
Rayquaza

Turn one:
Feebas uses splash and blows up
XGHX: Oh my god...
Feebas, Deoxys, Rayquaza, and Magikarp all faint

Nobody wins
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Old 11-24-2005, 04:04 AM
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Oh, well/ Tie for a new rap.

*bebops* CB`s in the house. When you see a thread that you really like. look at the last posted date if it`s a month old then take a hike. If you like the thread make a new one. Revive dead ones and it ruins the fun.

Peace!This is not sponsored by Pe2k if this rap offends,etc., etc. it is not his fault
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Old 11-24-2005, 04:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chao Breeder
Oh, well/ Tie for a new rap.

*bebops* CB`s in the house. When you see a thread that you really like. look at the last posted date if it`s a month old then take a hike. If you like the thread make a new one. Revive dead ones and it ruins the fun.

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Old 12-29-2005, 07:36 PM
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team 1
umbreon
vaporeon
charzaird

team 2
magikarp
paperclip
paper

turn 1
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Go charzaird!
Go paper!
Charzaird used stomp!
paper blew away.No paper come back!

turn 2
-------------------
Go vaporeon!
Go paperclip!
Vaporeon used bite!
Paperclip used hey im a paperclip!
Vaporeon fainted!



turn 3
-----------------------
Go umbreon!
Go magikarp!
Umbre used faint attack!
Magikarp used underwear!
Theres underwear on umbreon`s head!
Umbreo misses!
Oh no a giant butt!
The butt farted!
It blew umbre and magikarp away!
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chao Breeder
Oh, well/ Tie for a new rap.

*bebops* CB`s in the house. When you see a thread that you really like. look at the last posted date if it`s a month old then take a hike. If you like the thread make a new one. Revive dead ones and it ruins the fun.

Peace!This is not sponsored by Pe2k if this rap offends,etc., etc. it is not his fault
Read this terrible wrap.
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Old 12-30-2005, 07:55 AM
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While it's bumped:

Charizard
Typhlosion
Blaziken
Ninetales
Entei
Ho-oh

-versus-

Treecko

Go, Charizard!
Go, Treecko!
Charizard used Flamethrower! It missed!
Treecko used Wrap! It's Super Effective! Charizard fainted! Go, Typhlosion!
Typhlosion used Uberly Powerful Fire move! It's not very effective...
Treecko used Absorb! It's Super Effective! Typhlosion fainted!
Go, Blaziken!
Blaziken used Sky Uppercut!
Blaziken was not in the sky!
Blaziken fainted, and Ninetales is sent!
Treecko used Squirrel Bash!
Treecko is bashing a squirrel!
Ninetales used Tail whip!
Treecko's Defense was divided by nine!
Treecko is bashing a squirrel!
Ninetales used Self-destruct!
The attack missed!
Entei is sent!
Entei used Flamethrower!
Entei couldn't throw flames properly!
Entei was burned!
Treecko has finished bashing the squirrel!
Entei used Flame Wheel!
Treecko was paralyzed!
Treecko used Sleep Powder!
Entei fell asleep!
Treecko fell asleep!
Entei fainted!
Ho-oh is sent!
Treecko is fast asleep.
Ho-oh used Surf!
Ho-oh learnt how to Surf!
Treecko used Sleep Talk!
Treecko used Metronome!
Treecko used Sleep Talk!
Treecko used Metronome!
Treecko used Sleep Talk!
Treecko pointed out the fact that he knows more than four moves!
Ho-oh is confused!
Treecko woke up!
Treecko is drowsy!
Treecko used Coffee!
Treecko regained health!
Ho-oh used Fake Death!
Ho-oh is confused!
Ho-oh fell asleep!
Ho-oh was paralyzed!
Ho-oh was burned!
Ho-oh was poisoned!
Ho-oh was frozen!
Ho-oh was turned into a banana!
Treecko used Tackle!
It's super effective!
Ho-oh fainted!
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:48 AM
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Stope being an @$$ and read the rap, he won't continue this anymore so stop POSTING! Sorry for that CB but I makes me mad when n00bs keep revieving threads
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My PKMN:

Latias
Latios
Tissue Box
Puzzel
Mawile
Printer

Foe's PKMN:

Regirock
Regice
Registeel
Paper
Paper
Paper

Turn 1:

GO LATIAS!
GO PAPER!
Paper used Cut, missing, cutting a tree, falling on paper, and fainting it.
GO REGICE!
Latias used Cup Attack!
Latias's HP is full!
Regice used Flamethrower!
It dosen't affect Latias!
Latias used PKMN Attack!
Latias fell asleep!
Latias threw a Groudon at Regice!
Regice fainted!
GO PAPER!
Latias is paralyzed it can't move!
Paper used Explosion!
IT MISSED!
Paper fainted!
Latias is hurt by Poison!
Latias is hurt by Burn!
Latias fainted!
GO PUZZEL!
GO REGIROCK!
Puzzel used Rest!
Puzzel went to sleep!
Puzzel's HP is full!
Regirock used Pick-and-Save!
Regirock coudn't reach it's local store!
Puzzel uesd Sleep Talk!
Puzzel used Metronome!
Puzzel uesd Sleep Talk!
Puzzel used Metronome!
Puzzel uesd Sleep Talk!
Puzzel used Metronome!
Puzzel uesd Sleep Talk!
Puzzel used Metronome!
Puzzel uesd Sleep Talk!
Puzzel used Metronome!
Puzzel uesd Sleep Talk!
Puzzel used Metronome!
Puzzel uesd Sleep Talk!
Puzzel used Metronome!
Puzzel uesd Sleep Talk!
Puzzel used Metronome!
Puzzel used Earthquake!
REGIROCK FAINTED!
GO REGIROCK!
Puzzel's Levitate caused Registeel to faint!
GO PAPER!
Puzzel's Levitate caused Paper to faint!

I WIN! YAY!
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