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Old 08-08-2010, 11:24 PM
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the [new] quote thread

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Welcome to The [new] Quote Thread!

Have you ever had funny conversations over instant messengers? Have you been told you're that good so many times and want to boost your ego even more? Want to just make a post to see if you can get the most quotes?

WELL. You're in the right place! Make a single post here and store all your quotes; funny, good, bad, weird, crazy, or anything in between.

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Old 08-09-2010, 01:56 AM
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Just gonna BREAK this in a little.

[Insert Obligatory "Quotes" banner here]
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahoo Chat Room
othelloflac has entered the room
X the demon: Can I help you?
othelloflac: >_>
othelloflac: Sorry kind of new to this.
X the demon: Do you know how annoying it is to have people just pop into my domain..
X the demon: and think, oh, it's secluded so let's F**K as loud as we can because no one will hear us.
X the demon: Well F**K THAT!... leave..
othelloflac left the room
Code:
Zach Morrison: charlie is my families dog. I don't have my own dog. I've always wanted one, so this one is MIIINE. I'ma teach him to bite airplane wings and pull them to the ocean, then doggy paddle back to shore for his next mission.
Heather Henry: fair enough! I'll look in the tell it n sell it for free puppies! you may have won this round.... >:[
Zach Morrison: lol i knew you couldnt top that. xD
Caleb Martin: I'll help, zach! I'll teach him to headbutt oil tankers out of the ocean in send it flying for miles. >.>
Zach Morrison: i'd appreciate it caleb.
Caleb Martin: We got this..If his name is Guile, We'll have him live up to such a name.. xD
Josh Jager: WHAT THE FFFF!!!! JOSIE HAD PUPPIES!!???? let me guess who it was
Caleb Martin: If you guess charlie, you guess wrong.. >.>
Zach Morrison: charlie was fixed a looong time ago lol
Caleb Martin: I know that.. xD
Dan Rodgers: Charlie reproduces asexually.
Caleb Martin: Everything reproduces Asexually to you, danny.. >.>
Josh Jager: dude, guys i know about charlie! i was more or less pointing the finger at pup... but then i thought about it... how the eff is that possible?
Caleb Martin: It wasn't meant to be.. Those two shouldn't be allowed to breed. Unless they were the opposite sex.. The males should always be smaller when breeding different sized dogs.. >.>
Michael Gross: Caleb, the dog headbutts oil tankers it would flood the ocean and people would boycott the dog. That wouldn't be nice at all.
Caleb Martin: No, It wouldn't do any damage to the boat. Just headbutt it out of the water. xD
Michael Gross: If it headbutts it the boats haul would crack. You can't expect to headbutt something without any damage. I mean for christ sake if you headbutt a tree pokemon fall out.
Caleb Martin: lol, no but this dog will be so ridiculously broken and god-like. It wont hurt the boat at all. That's just how it is. Now If you'll exuse me, Imma go headbutt a tree.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
XaiakuX says:
I need to sleep
Kumori Gem says:
You keep saying that...
I see a trend =O
XaiakuX says:
sleeping is now trendy
everyone's doing it..
it's the latest late night craze..
Kumori Gem says:
It's what the cool kids do! XD
Quote:
Originally Posted by PainKiller View Post
I'm hard.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kumori Gem View Post
I respect Caleb because he respects me.

...

That is all.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychedelic Shroomish View Post
I know I was cumming everywhere and giggling when I was holding him, he kept licking my face and biting my ear and stuff. It really sucks to have to wait a week to bring him home, I want him so00o0 bad.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN Chat
XaiakuX says:
SO! Mcdonalds as this new Rolo McFlurry, or whatever.. and apparently when the cashier rings it up, its 1 Rolo Flurry.. which the button only uses the first 2 letters of each word.. So the button reads out 1 ROFL..
Operative says: i think i'm going to buy that right now
Tombi says: Hey I'd like 1 rofl
Tombi says: The cashier just rolls about. And then you pay. That'd be amazing.
Tombi says: It'd be like a whorehouse without the sex
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Old 08-09-2010, 07:31 AM
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Gem's Quotes;

Quote:
Lusankya: kangaroo pizza?
Kumori Gem: Like eww...
Lusankya: what about "crikey" pizza
Ana: Eww
Kumori Gem: What do you think we ar? ANIMALS? O__O
Kumori Gem: *are
Ana: XD
Lusankya: XD
Kumori Gem: We only have kangaroo steak
Ana: o..o
Lusankya: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ana: XD
Quote:
Ana: Well this thing didn't work out well. Oh well WE GOT 3 COOL CATS HERE
Ana: No 2 cats and a lizard
Tombi: Can I be a bee
Ana: Yes
Quote:
Ana: I got a mod gun
Ana: Can i use it?
Ana: PLEASE
Ana: PLEASE
Ana: PLEASE
Ana: GROVYLE, I MEAN ... PLEASE
Quote:
Ana: I would draw a grovyle doing "PEACE!!" but grovyles only have 2 fingers
Ana: The flaw of grovyle
Ana: D=
Ana: Treecko and sceptile have 3 fingers and can stick up the middle one
Ana: BUT NOT GROVYLE
Ana: NNNNOOOOOO
Quote:
Tombi: n_n#
Tombi: *n_m
Tombi: *n_n;
Tombi: *n-n
Tombi: *n_n
Tombi: OH MY GOD
Quote:
Kumori Gem: Nah, I'll insult her Grovyleness...she'll murder me for that
Finch: oh, she's the one with the grovyle obsession right?
Kumori Gem: Yup
Finch: here's one then
Finch: "the only reason magikarp's so pointless is that it felt sorry for grovyle"
Quote:
Finch: it doesn't exactly matter :P this is a nickname we're talking about, k pumpkin?
Kumori Gem: Pumpkin? I am so not a vegetable
Finch: ok tomato
Kumori Gem: ;_; Or fruit
Kumori Gem: You're gonna go through food, aren't you? But I called you a chocolate name D=
Finch: just vegetarian food, tofu.
Finch: i hope you don't mind, cheese
Kumori Gem: >__> I shall now disappear off the face of the earth *poof*
Finch: k, bye Quorn
Finch: nice eating you.
Quote:
Mitch: ARGH! LET THEM STARRRE, I'LL LOP OFF THERRR HEADS AND MAKE EM WALK THE PLANK HEADLESS!
Mitch: THEM FILTHY SCURVVIES.
Mitch: DARE THEY LAUGH AT MA DEAR LASSIE, I'LL SHOW THEM THE WRONG SIDE OF THIS HERE SAILOR.
Kumori Gem: ARGH, YE BE A GOOD LAD, AWRIGHT.
Mitch: AYE!
Mitch: I'LL BE GOIN BACK TO ME RUM NOW.
Mitch: I GOT A WENCH BELOW DECK JUST YELLIN MY NAME.
Kumori Gem: YE BETTER GO FER THE LASS HAS A FIT OR SOMETIN'. DON'T DRINK ALL THE RUM! LEST YE FALL OVERBOARD
Mitch: LMAO
Quote:
Kumori Gem: So you went towelsexual and you're gonna go gay now?
Mitch: LOL
Mitch: When you put it like that... God what is next?
Mitch: I'll go treesexual or something.
Quote:
Mitch: If it helps I can recite my favorite line from the Podcast.
Mitch: Jack: I've been listening to brokenCYDE.
Mitch: *silence*
Mitch: Me: Get the F*CK out.
Quote:
Mitch: YOU ARE NOT
Mitch: HOW DARE YOU.
Mitch: >[
Mitch: YOU ARE EXCITING.
Mitch: LIKE A METEOR SHOWER.
Mitch: MINUS DESTRUCTION.
Mitch: YOU'RE LIKE A BUNNY SHOWER.
Kumori Gem: …Bunnies? XD
Quote:
Kumori Gem: Says you! xP
Mitch: Says me? HUNNY I DONT NEED NO ONE ELSES WORD.
Mitch: I TURN MYSELF ON.
Mitch: Wait no.
Kumori Gem: *SAVES*
Mitch: NOOOOOOO.
Mitch: Wait.
Mitch: No, that's okay, I stand by that!
Mitch: Oh wait.
Quote:
Finch: just as a form of light entertainment
Finch: i hope you enjoyed the show
Kumori Gem: *claps* ENCORE!
Finch: finch can't use taunt after the encorefinch used light entertainment... it's not very effective
Quote:
Kumori Gem: And your stereotypes are lame dude xD
Finch: sorry sheila
Finch: OH I WENT THERE
Kumori Gem: *slaps* BAD EVIL FINCHY
Finch: *dies*
Finch is offline
Kumori Gem: Dead man walking xD
Quote:
Finch: JAKE LICK MY BALLS NAO
Kumori Gem: I'm hungry now
Finch: ^
Quote:
Kumori Gem: SOMEONE SEND ME MONEY
Ana: k
Operative: k
Mitch: I'll send you myself instead
Operative: ^
Finch: **** OFF MITCH
Finch: mine.
Mitch: Dan... I gotta give lil Gemgem some love
Finch: NO
Quote:
Mitch: Marry me Dan
Kumori Gem: Oh, come on Mitch
Kumori Gem: GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE
Mitch: Come on man!
Mitch: *gets down on one knee*
Woodchuck: *gets down on both knees*
Finch: *f*cks jake*
Mitch: *takes out ring*
Finch: *f*cks ring*
Operative: WHERE THE F*CK DID THAT COME FROM
Mitch: Sorry Dan, can't do this. *looks at Gem*
Finch: *f*cks gem*
Finch: ...
Finch: WAIT
Finch: wut
Mitch: Lillian Von Gemmington... Will you marry me?
Finch: *F*CKS EVERYTHING*
Operative: good thing it wasn't everyone
Woodchuck: ^
Finch: people are things too
Quote:
Kumori Gem: I DON'T TASTE GOOD.
Kumori Gem: I think.
Lusankya: have you tried?
Woodchuck: Mitch should know.
Kumori Gem: *bites on arm*
Finch: wtf
Finch: ur doin it rong
Quote:
Woodchuck: orgy nao
Meshi: I'll take Angela and ... Nahilus
Lusankya: I call gem
Woodchuck: I'll take Mitch and... Mitch.
Kumori Gem: WUT.
Ana: nwait who's callin who
Meshi: Fine, I'll just have Angela.
Lusankya: I'll take ana too, if no one else will
Mitch: I'll take Gem.
Mitch: And Eric
Lusankya: NO
Lusankya: I already took gem
Mitch: DAMNIT ERIC I WILL RIP YOUR ASS WITH A 12 FOOT DILDO
Operative: ...
Lusankya: I'LL RIP YOURS WITH A SOLDERING IRON
Mitch: Eric, set up the video camera.
Quote:
Kumori Gem: Give me snow?
May: -throws snow at your face-
Quote:
May: being sexual and all sounds kinky
Finch: wut
Finch: i can be kinky!
Kumori Gem: And so can I ;D
Finch: 3some?
Kumori Gem: Sounds good. I'm on top mmk?

Quote:
Kumori Gem: You're secretly the devil, aren't you? o.o
XaiakuX: yes..
XaiakuX: will lead you into temptation and lead you astray from the path of god with my pathetically adorable Pokemon Banners.
Kumori Gem: Damn...they're just too cute to resist! Dx
XaiakuX: SUFFER! THE SQUIRRELLY WRATH OF PACHIRISU!
Quote:
Mitch: SEXSEXSEX
Kumori Gem: STOP RUINING MEANINGFUL TALKS YOU RUINER.
Kumori Gem: *whacks with rolled up paper*
Mitch: You and that paper. WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN NEWSPAPER IS DISCONTINUED?
Mitch: Hehehe
Kumori Gem: ... Search for a new one?
Kumori Gem: I told you I had a stash. ;D
Quote:
Mitch: OKAY I SUCK AT THIS
Mitch: SDJFLHSRNFGJKFHLNGKDBF
Kumori Gem: XD
Kumori Gem: You gotta draw the line somewhere.
Kumori Gem: Though... Something tells me I don't think you HAVE a line.
Mitch: Well, I do, and it's pointing your way. ;D
Kumori Gem: ... YOU DON'T HAVE A LINE.
Mitch: n___n
Quote:
Kumori Gem: What was the last thing you got from me?
XaiakuX: .x. Gem | Fourth Haven .x. says: *What was the last thing you got from me?
Kumori Gem: Not what I meant =.=
Quote:
XaiakuX: reqinald (7:58:02 PM): did a Kyogre f*ck a Jigglypuff
XaiakuX: XDD
Kumori Gem: XD
Kumori Gem: I thought it just ate a lot of food =x
Quote:
Kumori Gem: ALLO
Kumori Gem: How are you?
XaiakuX: I'm fabulous..
Kumori Gem: I noticed your status =x
Kumori Gem: But you ARE beautiful. Eh, eh? *nudges*
XaiakuX: *pokes* don't touch me.. >.>
Kumori Gem: B'
Quote:
XaiakuX: PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!
XaiakuX: Why do I NEED to do this..
XaiakuX: is my word not enough?
Kumori Gem: Well
Kumori Gem: I just wanted to see if you'd actually take a picture of it xD
XaiakuX: ...
XaiakuX: Don't doubt me, woman..
XaiakuX: =.=
Quote:
Kumori Gem: What's up?
XaiakuX: gimmie a sec my stomage hurts
XaiakuX: ...
XaiakuX: XDD
XaiakuX: stomach
Quote:
Kumori Gem: Nah, those things suck
Finch: compared to homework?
Finch: how about "sitting in a tree with Lussy". bwahaha. pwnt
Quote:
Mitch: Guess what I has?
Kumori Gem: What do you has?
Mitch: I HAS PIE.
Mitch: PUMPKIN PIE.
Quote:
Kumori Gem: YOU! You smile too
Mitch: Ummm... Okay!
Mitch: =D
Kumori Gem: Wider! hahahaha
Mitch: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
Mitch: (__________________________)
Mitch: THAT WIDE SMILE FAILED
Mitch: ;_;
Kumori Gem: XD
Quote:
Mitch: "Hunnie, I'm going to the strip club! I won't be home tonight!"
Mitch: "... Okay, have fun!"
Kumori Gem: XDXD
Mitch: If that happened, I'd probably **** a brick in surprise.
Mitch: Like "DAMNIT WOMAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MAD"
Quote:
Mitch: OH GOD
Mitch: WHITE CLUSTER SOLO
Mitch: <333333333
Mitch: OH
Mitch: OH MAN
Mitch: THE SOLO FFFFFFFFFF
Mitch: DODODODODDODODODDODDO
Quote:
Ana: oh gemma
Ana: OH, YOU POOR LITTLE GIRL
Ana: ;_;
Ana: I must help you listen to that accent of yours.
Ana: Well
Ana: see
Ana: lemme explain
Ana: how do you FELL about not knowing you had an accent? *gets notepad*
Ana: *FEEL
Ana: ... fell. XD
Kumori Gem: XD
Kumori Gem: ...I fell hard. XDDDD
Quote:
Ana: A TEAM! ...wait, that's a movie .... TEAM ANA! > TEAM TWILIGHT PEOPLE
Kumori Gem: XD
Quote:
Kumori Gem: It doesn't matter, there's always next week
Kumori Gem: And the week after
Kumori Gem: And the week after that
Kumori Gem: And after that
Kumori Gem: And so on xD
k_pop: And so forth XD
Quote:
k_pop: Oh good grief XD
k_pop: What have I done?
Kumori Gem: Yes
Kumori Gem: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? =O
k_pop: I shall punish myself....with a KitKat
k_pop: XD
Kumori Gem: Oh yeah
Kumori Gem: That's a really bad punishment.
Kumori Gem: IT'LL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR THIGHS.
k_pop: I know. The worst of its kind. Dx
Quote:
Kumori Gem: Me being a mother... I'd probably end up killing it XDD
Mitch: If you even can in the game, they're pretty strict with kids.
Kumori Gem: Yeah. Too bad you can't hit your kids when they're naughty. GO TO BED! D<
Kumori Gem: That would be so cool! n__n
Kumori Gem: And in case you're wondering, no, I do not bash kids.
Quote:
XaiakuX: You want me to make it weird, especially now, I'll be in your house stark naked with a cooking apron on, wait for you to walk in, kiss you on the cheek and say 'welcome home sweety' then leave.
Kumori Gem: ... THAT WOULD FREAK THE SH*T OUT OF ME.
XaiakuX: because I'm pretty sure there'd be cops soon after.
XaiakuX: what are you gonna tell them though..
Kumori Gem: A man tried to rape me! </3 ;___;
Quote:
XaiakuX: AutoMessage: No, Gemma. Just... no.
Kumori Gem: OH COME ON
Kumori Gem: CHANGE THE MESSAGE.
XaiakuX: AutoMessage: No, Gemma. Just... no.
XaiakuX: ^ with all the love in the world
Kumori Gem: OH, I CAN JUST FEEL THE LOVE XD
XaiakuX: AutoMessage: No, Gemma. Just... no.
Kumori Gem: ... change that damn message =.=
XaiakuX: ... <3?
Kumori Gem: You're lucky I like you, fool D<
XaiakuX: AutoMessage: F*ck me?
Kumori Gem: ...
Kumori Gem: Scratch that
Kumori Gem: I hate you. ;-;
Quote:
Kumori Gem: You don't look scared.
Kumori Gem: ACT SCARED.
Mitch: FFFFFFFF NO GEM DON'T TOUCH ME PLEASE I'LL BUY YOU CHOCOLATE
Kumori Gem: ... Not good enough.
Mitch: ...
Mitch: GEMMA I WILL UHHHHHH
Mitch: DFAJLKBNJLKFDABKNJFDWAJKLNBLKNERQBNQTKRJL
Kumori Gem: ON YOUR KNEES! ... Wait.
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i joined the code wagon

Woodchuck draws:


Code:
Woodchuck: I'm not dragging you four miles in the rain.

Kayla: That would be some DELICIOUS tasting jizz

Robin: Just named my grindcore band
i forget to reply. five minutes later...
Robin:DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE NAME
Tombi: Lol'ing

Tombi: You guys are ****** up.
Tombi:LS: ok so
LS: remember that voice clip you sent me ages ago
LS: of you with raging boner w/e
Tombi: yes
LS: somehow
LS: that saved on my itunes
LS: and then on my iphone
LS: so in the plane i was listening to music and fell asleep
LS: my headphone jack unplugged
Tombi: LMAO
LS: and then your clip
LS: played
LS: LOL
Tombi: LMAO
LS: on repeat
LS: LOL
Tombi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
LS: it was there for like
LS: 30 minutes
Tombi: OH MY GOD
Tombi: HAHAHAHAHHAA
LS: and then my dads like
LS: AMIR WHO THE ****
LS: it was priceless
LS: and it was a bunch of french people
LS: and canadians
LS: so theyre like
LS: ????????????????/
Tombi: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tombi: What exactly did I say again
LS: it was like
LS: I have a raging boner coming out of my mouth??
LS: WHAT? XD

Kayla: I WAS A F*CKING WH*RE
Tombi: O__O
Kayla: In my first 6 months on PE2K
Kayla: I had 5 pairs.
Tombi: LMAO
Kayla: AHLAT
Kayla: JOSE
Kayla: ISAAC8296
Kayla: PIKABOO
Kayla: AND CRAIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tombi: You disgusting little ****.

LS: are you implying you want to give me head
earth_type_rule: Yes
earth_type_rule: Wait

Woodchuck: Ignore that. 
Woodchuck: I have a pickle in my pocket, that's all. 
Woodchuck: Nothing to worry about. 

Tombi: FFFF 57 POSTS UNTIL I GO UP A RANK. 
Woodchuck: OH MY GEE HOW F*CKING EXCITING 
Tombi: I MIGHT ACTUALLY JUST F*CKING SH*T MY PANTS. 

earth_type_rule: I like french thongs
earth_type_rule: They snuggle in my bum

LS: EW!!!!!!!!!! sex is gross ok

Tombi: I totally showed you him before
Tombi: When you showed me yours
Tombi: ;)
PainKiller: ;)
Tombi: ... ;)

Finch: Amir, these jokes might be a little too Christian for you
LS: no
LS: theyre too gay for me
LS: sorry
earth type rule: Same thing
LS: ^

LS: wow
LS: you are
LS: one
LS: nasty
LS: young
LS: man

earth type rule: I like it when girls chain me on their bed, steal my wallet, smack my dick after sucking it dry and leave
Tombi: If only Jake was here.

Finch: I have a dick like Cait's
Finch: only smaller
PainKiller: Everyone does.
PainKiller: Mine curves to the left.
LS: Cait 
Finch: Caleb doesn't
LS: is your dick black or white
XaiakuX: >.>
Kayla: black
Finch: it's grey
Tombi: Both.
LS: wow
LS: thats ****** up
XaiakuX: <.<
Tombi: It's such a black dick, but it's white.
earth type rule: Nice
XaiakuX: 6.6
XaiakuX: wait.
Kayla: xD
earth type rule: She has a cow dick

LS: Dan the fan
Masami: Dan the Zan
Finch: dAN THNEFJN
Masami: Dan the Ran
Tombi: Dan the Man
earth_type_rule: Dan the *** doesn't rhyme
LS: Dan the n*gger
Masami: RACIST

Gamedude: THE ****** DEVIL IS TRYING TO TALK TO ME
Gamedude: WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU
Gamedude: ITS LIKE YOU HAVE NO SOUL
Gamedude: YOU ******* DEATH BEAST

Kayla: goodjob
Tombi: *blowjob
Kayla: BLOWJOB'
Tombi: sorry what
Kayla: WHAT
Kayla: I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT
Tombi: I SAID SH*T, N*GGER
Kayla: EXACTLY
Tombi: STFU
Kayla: NO
Kayla: I MEAN
Kayla: LITERALLY
Kayla: I WAS
Kayla: GOING 
Kayla: TO
Kayla: SAY
Kayla: BLOWJOB
Kayla: wut

Finch: put THAT in your quote post and smoke it!

The Maple Syrup Baptist: DON'T SAVE THIS CONVO

The Maple Syrup Baptist: You're unrapable.
The Maple Syrup Baptist: You'd just like it every time.

Woodchuck: Well, I WON'T be downloading any Shades of Dusk...
Tombi: Dades of Shusk.
Woodchuck: Melodeath my ass...
Tombi: Delomeath ay mass.
Woodchuck: Melodeathcore, maybe.
Tombi: Delomeathmore, daybe.
Woodchuck: Please be quiet.
Woodchuck: :3
Tombi: Quease pe buiet.
Tombi: :3
Woodchuck: ...
Woodchuck: I'm not talking to you any more. xD

Finch: i'm playing hide and seek with the animals
Finch: i cant effing find them
Finch: bellends

Tombi: Mitch, I was thinking earlier 
Tombi: Did this all start 
Tombi: With that thing with me and you and Jake 
Tombi: In that TV show?
The Maple Syrup Baptist: LOL 
Tombi: All My Metalheads or something? 
Woodchuck: WELL 
Tombi: XD 
Woodchuck: YOU SEE 
The Maple Syrup Baptist: I kinda remember that. 
Woodchuck: IT ALL STARTED 
PainKiller Look 
Woodchuck: WHEN I BAKED A CAKE 
The Maple Syrup Baptist: This twisted affair. 
PainKiller: Let me just explain something. 
Woodchuck: AND THEN 
Woodchuck: I JIZZED 
Tombi: Lol'ing. 
PainKiller: I'll try to make this as simple as I can. 
Woodchuck: AND THE WHOLE THING FELL APART 
PainKiller: So first like 
PainKiller: That day 
PainKiller: I realized 
PainKiller: There is a voice calling for me  
The Maple Syrup Baptist: I love jizz 
PainKiller: THEN 
PainKiller: There is a light coming down on me  
PainKiller: After that 
The Maple Syrup Baptist: <3 
PainKiller: There is a doubt that is clearing. 
PainKiller: AND THAT LEAD TO a day that is dawning. 
The Maple Syrup Baptist: I'm going to give you head Zach 
Woodchuck: Interesting.

09/11/2009  20:18:37      chawnee11 has been added to the conversation. 
Tombi: AND THEN 
Tombi: I SAID 
Tombi: 'F*CK, IS THAT YOUR JIZZ OR MINE?' 
09/11/2009  20:18:51      chawnee11 has left the conversation.

The Maple Syrup Baptist: i f*ckin love sucking balls

The Maple Syrup Baptist: my tits ache

Gamedude: meatspin.com

The Maple Syrup Baptist: jake im gonna tear your ass

Jay: he boobies
The Maple Syrup Baptist: he boobies?

Jay: what was the first car with a hemi engine again? 
The Maple Syrup Baptist: my mom 
Woodchuck: ^

Woodchuck: What's a '1'?

Tombi: Porn is best on Blu-Ray
Woodchuck: ^

Tombi: Save it, for a mammal that cares.
The Maple Syrup Baptist: I ATE A PIECE OF SH*T TODAY

The Maple Syrup Baptist: **** THE MODS

(4:31 PM) Craig SHEPPARD; has been added to the conversation. 
(4:31 PM) The Maple Syrup Baptist: SPAM
RDH
D
FHFD
D
F
N
NDF
BD
AN
N
Y
TY
V 
Woodchuck: PORN 
(4:31 PM) Craig SHEPPARD; has left the conversation.

Gamedude: shes disable
Woodchuck: I've got saggy tit implants.
The Maple Syrup Baptist: SHES DISABLE
Tombi: Me too, bro.

Gamedude: I ****** HATE MLIFE 
Woodchuck: I'm so disable right now. I can't even see right.

Tombi: Hey guys
Tombi: Um
Tombi: I judochopped my mom in the stomach 
Gamedude: wow 
PainKiller: stomage 
Woodchuck: IS THAT WHY SHE DISABLE?

Gamedude: *Cuts self* 
Tombi: YAY 
PainKiller: YAY 
Tombi: YAY 
Woodchuck: YAY 
Tombi: YAY 

Tombi: Hey I have like, a knife you can borrow. 
Tombi: Or a sword. 
Tombi: Or a combine harvestor.
Woodchuck: Or pie.

Hakken: OHHH but I went to Canada for a few hours
Tombi: Win.
Tombi: Did you see Mitch?
Tombi: Or a moose?
Tombi: Or maple syrup?
Hakken: I DID SEE A MOOSE
Tombi: FFFFFF

Kayla: WHAT DID YOU AND ALANA TALK ABOUTT!!?!?!
iReign: public sex.
Kayla: Yes, I expected that.

CandleJack: So I wonder if Caitlin has ever really been as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like

CandleJack: where they charge you 20 ****** p to go to the toilet
CandleJack: Pissing in a bush never felt so angry

Lusitania: I put on weight because I cloat
Lusitania: *grow
Lusitania: WTF
Lusitania: Cloat?

Calypso: WHERE IS MY BANNER?
Tombi: WHAT
Tombi: I DON'T HAVE IT
Tombi: IT'S NOT IN THE FRIDGE
Tombi: IT'S NOT
Tombi: PLEASE
Tombi: NO
Tombi: DON'T
Calypso: PMSL.
Tombi:  :3
Calypso: JUST GIVE ME IT.
Calypso: FFFFFFFFF
Tombi: IT'S NOT HERE
Tombi: I DON'T HAVE IT
Tombi: PLEASE
Tombi: IT'S NOT IN THE FRIDGE!
Tombi: DON'T LOOK IN THE CUPBOARD!
Tombi: NO!
Tombi: IT'S NOT IN THERE!!
Tombi: PLEASE!!
Tombi: GOD!!
Calypso: You're scaring me now.
Tombi: Good.
Calypso: I just got owned.

PainKiller: I'll bang you hard.
Tombi: :redface:

PainKiller: Caitlin put your pants back on.

Finch: mitch has a zimmerframe

Tombi: I'd seen and heard a crocodile in my bedroom before.
Finch: oh, sorry, that was me

Calypso: Eheh.
Calypso: BUT SERIOUSLY.
Calypso: IS ARTIEST A WORD?
Tombi: Bumlix
Tombi: No.

Operative: Now my artificial arm is gone... and... my natural arm is nowhere to be found...
Tombi: If you chopped off your legs, you'd be a flid.
Tombi: :3
Operative: I can't chop my legs off with NO ARMS, Cait.
Tombi: ...
Tombi: XDDDDD

CandleJack: Why aren't you a mod yet?

Calypso: Why aren't you an art mod?

Hakken: You should be a mod

Kayla: YOU SERIOUSLAAAAAAY NEEED TO BE A MOD

CandleJack: I was gonna go use it to see Bruno though xD
Tombi: *stares*
CandleJack: ._.
CandleJack: According to Caleb the new harry potter isn't that good
CandleJack: o-o
Tombi: Of course it isn't.
Tombi: But we're still going to see it.
Tombi: Aren't we, Tyler?
CandleJack: ...
CandleJack: Yes

Meshi: My dad can drop us off
Tombi: oOOooo.
Meshi: Shut up.
Meshi: xDD

CandleJack: Bruno's an 18, but we can buy tickets for another movie
CandleJack: and then go into a different screen.
Tombi: BUT THAT'S NAUGHTY.
Meshi: xDDDD
Woodchuck draws:

Woodchuck: ^ You.
Tombi: ARE YOU BEING RACIST

Quote:
Originally Posted by Peace Buyer in the 'What Would You Call Your Kids' thread
boys:
Bob
Bobby
Bill
Billy
Billy Bob

Girl:
Stacy
Buddy
Isabella
Barbie.

Dont judge me
Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokemon_Ron View Post
Cait, Craig, Mitch, Zach, Zep, and Ben get cozzy in my bed everynight :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LS the Door Mat View Post
Implying those people like you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoshika View Post
KISSING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Quote:
Originally Posted by PainKiller View Post
ithink painkiller is a pretty cool guy. eh posts on a pokemon forum and doesnt afraid of anything.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Of The Lake View Post
WTF is Blashyrkh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by MYSTRY MEW View Post
the tea cup wont go through the screen
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jose View Post
I didn't saw that
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypocrisy is Fun View Post
If you want REAL music and not some lame noise, you'll do yourself a favor and pick up some Linkin Park or Dragonforce albums
Quote:
Originally Posted by PainKiller View Post
Is that your comeback to everything? Of course it's my opinion, I'm saying it aren't I? Do I have to state every post with "derp this is my opinion snarfsnarf"?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lusitania View Post
:\ don't make fun of me, I only cut my wrists vertically.
Quote:
Originally Posted by iChaos View Post
When I came I was 10.
Quote:
Originally Posted by black fury View Post
Which gender do i actually are
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angela View Post
Finch kills a curtain
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3rdSPPFMax View Post
God dammit Mods. You make me sick. Especially you Haze, Lord Celebi, KennyC00892, yeah I memorize those letters and numbers. Don't get me wrong.

I'm sick to death of you guys banning me, minimodding too, breaking your own rules and accusing me of minimodding.

You idiots banned my original SPPF_Max account for no ******* reason while I was awaiting on a response in a VM. You ******** banned me for no reason and I am not through.

I will curse up a ******* storm in this ************* bad boy. Now come on. Test my patience! Test my patience! We'll see who really needs to be reported you bad ass mods.


Quote:
Originally Posted by 3rdSPPFMax View Post
why don't you read above before you even make me even more angry?
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by MyLittleBologna View Post
As you all know, there is a user on the forums that goes by the name of SPPF_Max. Contrary to popular belief, I am not him.

But I know about him.

This is what I have deduced.

First of all, this is his thought processes while he is 'trolling', which is just screaming in big fonts with a lot of asterisks.



Now this is him in normal mode. Some of you may know it as 'faggotry'.



Also, this is why he thinks bad things follow him around.

[IMG][/IMG]

Thankfully, there is an answer to all of his problems.



The result of which will be this.



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Originally Posted by Gamedude View Post
Me to grow up??!? I'm a 6"5, I have made out with millions of girls, I have saved my friend's life in a fight on friday after school and I have a part time job. How much growing up do you want? Just casue I can't spell doesn't mean I can't talk XD... Just casue I smoke and drink doesn't make me stupied, My adverage is 86%!
Quote:
Originally Posted by iReign View Post
He tickled my thighs today and I oooooooooooh girl let me tell you!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Mesprit View Post
Sir Azelf, please stop this rash behavior!
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Old 08-12-2010, 05:20 PM
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another code, doodaleeedoodaleedoo
Code:
 Tombi: Don't feel bad, I saved my first sprites in JPEG.
Kayla: REMEMBER MY PAINT BANNERS.
Kayla: ALJFADSJFDF NOTHING CAN GET WORSE THAN THAT.
Tombi:I MISREAD BANNERS AS BURGER
Tombi:Paint burgers
Tombi:ew



Kayla says:
 llama means name in spanish:3
Tombi says:
 WHAT IS YOUR LLAMA
 MY LLAMA IS BOB
Kayla says:
 ?Como se llama?
Tombi says:
 YOU HAVE A LOVELY LLAMA
Kayla says:
 me llamo bob
Tombi says:
 WHERE DOES YOUR LLAMA COME FROM
 WHAT'S YOUR FAMILY LLAMA
Kayla says:
 ****
 I started something now.
 ****.
Tombi says:
 OKAY TELL THE CLASS YOUR LLAMA
 WRITE YOUR LLAMA ON THE SHEET
 DON'T FORGET TO PUT YOUR LLAMA
 SIGN YOUR LLAMA HERE
Kayla says:
 cien
 CIENTO Y UNO
Tombi says:
 I've forgotten my llama.
Kayla says:
 go to the zoo and get one.
  
Tombi says:
 OH YOU'RE ******* HILARIOUS KAYLA. ******* HILARIOUS. 
 What's the llama of that band
 That kid's hot, what's his llama
Kayla says:
 his llama is kayla (;
Tombi says:
 You're a man?
 WE'RE GAY!?
 ****!
Kayla says:
 YES!
 FUCKYEAH.
Tombi says:
 I've been boning a man. fml.
Kayla says:
 Okay life, come here, let us ****.

Tombi: LET'S GO SHIRTLESS ON CAM TOGETHER HERRDEEEHERP
Kayla: my dad
Kayla: walked by
Kayla: as
Kayla: you
Kayla: posted
Kayla: tgatr
Kayla: ...
Kayla: That*
Tombi: LMAO
Tombi: HAHAHAA
Tombi: I'm so sorry
Tombi: Lmao


Operative: no
Operative: they just
Operative: appear
Operative: like you can walk into a classroom
Operative: then
Operative: BAM TITS


Kayla: flight my sh*t
Kayla: that should be a phrase
Tombi: ^


Operative: a p*nis inside a v*gina flavored snapple bottle

Operative: I'm spartacus.
Kayla: IM PATRICK
Operative: oh look a dog brb
Kayla: LOL
Operative: if you're patrick. i'd like to sleep with you.
Tombi: Spasticus Autisticus
Operative: no caitlin gtfo.
Kayla: come here baby (;
Tombi: ;_;
Tombi: <3
Tombi: *runs to kayla*
Kayla: I WAS TALKING TO CRAIG
Operative has left the conversation.


Operative: i suggested we have a forum rogy
Operative: * orgy
Tombi: ROGY
Operative: god F*cking dammit
Kayla: ROGYROGYROGY
Operative: i saw gyro


Operative: YOU GO BE A GOOD HOUSEWIFE
Operative: AND GO COOK
Operative: CLEAN
Operative: WASH
Operative: AND EVERYTHING ELSE
Kayla: YOU MAKE ME A SAMMICH FOO
Operative: I DON'T EVEN MAKE MY OWN SANDWICHES


Kayla: I will just screencap a sig that has over-flown
Kayla: and scrop it
Tombi: Scrip
Kayla: crop(
Tombi: Scrup
Kayla: crop*
Tombi: Scrap
Tombi: Screp
Kayla: SC-STFU *****


Kayla: YOU HAVE FRIENDS
Kayla: jk
Kayla: <3
Tombi:WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT

earth_type_rule:
earth_type_rule: You are
earth_type_rule: 14
earth_type_rule: you should be like
earth_type_rule: playing with barbie dolls


LS: EW SEX IS NASTY OKAY DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT


Kayla: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES
Tombi: YEAH WE LIKE WAGGLES
Tombi:  ...
Tombi:  *waffles
Kayla: DO YOU LIKE PANCAGGES?
Tombi: YEAH WE LIKE PANCAGGLES
Kayla: DO YOU LIKE. . . . Im not gunna say that word..
Tombi: FRENCH TOGGLST
Kayla: TOGGLEST


LS: gamedude is such a f*ggot


KaylaAnn: May I haz eet?
Tombi: Later
KaylaAnn: after sex?;]
Tombi: ;) 

Kayla:wut
Tombi:hi
Kayla: peniz
Tombi:no
Kayla:please?
Tombi:no
Kayla:Vaginaa?
Tombi:no
Kayla:BALLSACK
Tombi: NO
Kayla: ASS-HOLE
Tombi: NO
Kayla: BOOBS
Tombi: no
Kayla: bits
Tombi: no
Kayla: vreth
Tombi: Yes


Kayla: goodjob
Tombi: blowjob
Kayla: BLOWJOB'
Tombi: sorry what
Kayla: WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT
Tombi: I SAID SHEET, NIGGAZ
Kayla: EXACTLY
Tombi: STFU

Tombi: Op is asian and adorable


Tombi: let's all read his fanfic
LS: no
LS: NO
LS: CAIT
XaiakuX: Brutal Legend 2..?
LS:
LS: I SWEar
LS: F AWIUODNAWID
LS: NAWIDANW

Alana: LINK ME NOW
Kayla: HOW THE F*CK CAN I? YOU BLOCKED ME ON EVERYTHING!!!

Tombi:The Sex Sex of Sex
Kayla: :O 
Kayla: BLOW-JOB-FACE
Tombi: THE SEX SEX OF SEXY BLOW-JOB SEX
Kayla: *quotes*
Tombi: XD


Tombi: I drank some really sugary tropical juice And it's making me have laughing fits at nothing
Kayla: KOOLAID?!?
Tombi:  I made a typo and sat there crying at it xD
Kayla: xDDD
Tombi: And then ended up talking about a metal band where the members are all blind. It's the best image ever My stomach and jaw hurt so much
Kayla: I can imagine you sitting there, crying and laughing at nothing 
Tombi: Austin's just recorded his vodka stuff!
Tombi: Yeah
Tombi: I was like
Tombi: Bent over the keyboard
Kayla:  YUUUS
Tombi: Trying to sing and laughing at the same time
Kayla: bahahah xD

Alana Marie: Why do our parents always walk around half naked?


Kayla: that would be pretty painful
Lusankya: SO GET IT OUT
KaylaAnn: thats what she said.

Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LOL
Kayla: LLO
Kayla: fail.
Lusankya: indeed

Lusankya: she's been drunk?
Kayla: No
Kayla: but she sounds like it
Lusankya: hmm
Lusankya: well she acts weird enough without alcohol
Lusankya: or drugs
Lusankya: assuming she's not doing either when nobody's looking
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Old 08-12-2010, 05:43 PM
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OH I MIGHT AS WELL JOIN IN.

Quotes or Whatever

Quote:
Originally Posted by aim
lusankyaz (7:00:37 pm): You can't have sex with jesus
lusankyaz (7:00:40 pm): Jesus is like..
Lusankyaz (7:00:44 pm): Unf*ckable
Quote:
Originally Posted by aim
the maelgoth (7:13:39 pm) has left the room.
Lusankyaz (7:13:50 pm): So...
Alanapeekaboo4u (7:13:54 pm): Sooooo
lusankyaz (7:13:55 pm): Wanna make out?
Alanapeekaboo4u (7:13:59 pm): ...
Alanapeekaboo4u (7:14:00 pm): Gtfo.
Quote:
Originally Posted by aim
luzankyaz (10:23:57 pm): How do texture brushes work in photoshop
thescott1987 (10:28:52 pm): Naked.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MSN
Craig says:
I swear to god I saw Elder Toguro's ***** one time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by AIM
thescott1987 (4:33:39 PM): The males in my class
thescott1987 (4:33:41 PM): Worse dresses
AlanaPeekaboo4U (4:33:46 PM): BVD?
thescott1987 (4:33:49 PM): And lip synced I feel pretty.
AlanaPeekaboo4U (4:33:56 PM): We do somthing like that here
AlanaPeekaboo4U (4:34:05 PM): but instead they take the place of the cheerleaders at a peprally
AlanaPeekaboo4U (4:34:06 PM): and dance.
AlanaPeekaboo4U (4:34:08 PM): in skirts.
Lusankya (4:34:29 PM): cute
and more to come when I'm not lazy
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Old 08-13-2010, 12:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hihi
BEW
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elecii
I typed in:

Magikarp's favourite food is cheese, same with Caterpie. Magikarp like to use splash and always defeat the legends by using it.

It translated to:

Magikarp' s-Lieblingsnahrung ist Käse, selbe mit Caterpie. Magikarp mögen Spritzen benutzen und die Legenden immer besiegen, indem er es verwendet.

Then back to English:

Magikarp' S-Lieblingsnahrung is cheese, same with Caterpie. Magikarp may use syringes and always defeat the legends, by using it.

xD
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mawile_Rocks
SPAM X-Scissor, and We'll win!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight
*rips open Aeon's stomach* What the hell.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Maple Syrup Baptist
Where PE2k and music make babies
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight
I fed the troll. Spoon fed.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueJello
Alex walked into the woods with his trusty Magikarp. Suddenly, OMG a Porygon-Z appeared! Magikarp used Splash! The Porygon-Z fainted! Alex threw a Pogeyballz and it wobbled like two Diglett at a night club.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pokejava
NOW INTRODUCING!!!! WRITING!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elbub and Khajmer
Elbub: And you can reduce the price in the future to $10.
Khajmer: Can do.
Khajmer: Wait, why do you care? You're obscenely wealthy.
Elbub: Because I feel the plight of the poor.
Elbub: -wafts self with $50 note-
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight and Aeoneeveemoon
let's go, roll!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Random.org
Here are your random integers, generated with replacement:

54

Timestamp: 2010-08-12 16:35:24 UTC
You fail, but you obtain $2.

At least you got something! And that'll cost only $3. So, think of it as only spending $1.

Aeon: >.> -sticks $3 more in the machine-

DM: Okay.

You got 45.

Same thing.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight
Say hello to DUMB FLOATZEL!!! :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight
*slaps* That's revenge for having a laugh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by pokejava
why was there a flaming peanut in cydiquils brain? i know that it is strange weird unusualness, but really? and i choose C
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight
YES! *Snags*
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight
Yesterday was yesterday, but today is a new yesterday. Believe it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight
私はグミ熊午前, I am a gummy bear.

Original
I'm just typing completely random things, then they turn into funny symbols.

Japanese
私は完全にランダムなものを入力しているし、彼らが面白いのシンボルになる。

Japanese>English
I have to enter a completely random thing, they become symbols of fun.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team_Edward019
I actually though this was a flame thread O.O but yeah, I liek ur fusions and stuffz ^^
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze

Thanks to Elecii for some funny quotes I've been there and done that with. I'll update when I get new quotes.
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Old 08-13-2010, 02:12 PM
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My quotes. <3

Quote:
Originally Posted by AIM
ElectricPikachu1 (07:54:32): Medz...
Medencruz (07:54:32): Add those for more work
Medencruz (07:54:36): wut?
ElectricPikachu1 (07:54:44): ROAR!!
Medencruz (07:54:49): lol
Medencruz (07:54:54): Elecii...
ElectricPikachu1 (07:55:01): yes?
Medencruz (07:55:06): RAWR!!!
Medencruz (07:55:13): lolcat style ^
ElectricPikachu1 (07:55:17): RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Medencruz (07:55:26): RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ElectricPikachu1 (07:56:00): RAWRRAWRRAWRRARWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWRRAWR!!
Medencruz (07:56:12): meow
ElectricPikachu1 (07:56:48): M
ElectricPikachu1 (07:56:54): Roar?
Medencruz (07:57:11): Rawrawrawr
ElectricPikachu1 (07:57:22): meow?
Quote:
Originally Posted by AIM
Medencruz (07:22:19): lol
Medencruz (07:22:35): what country do you live in?
ElectricPikachu1 (07:22:41): england
Medencruz (07:22:57): never gonna go there in the future >_>
ElectricPikachu1 (07:23:20): lol
Medencruz (07:23:40): ur stories are random and wierd >_>
ElectricPikachu1 (07:23:43): my piece of paper is 2.7 metres long
Medencruz (07:23:55): what's that for XD
ElectricPikachu1 (07:24:30): its random islands with invincideathicorns on
Medencruz (07:25:26): whats the invinci-something
ElectricPikachu1 (07:25:33): a scribble
Medencruz (07:25:47): icorns?
ElectricPikachu1 (07:26:18): its and ultimate unicorn that looks like a scribble and it has infinity horns
Medencruz (07:26:46): how is that possible?
ElectricPikachu1 (07:27:39): it isnt which is why its on the paper
Medencruz (07:27:48): lol
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight
YES! *Snags*
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hitmonfighter
(I say By the way way too much D:<)
Quote:
Originally Posted by SLCalamity View Post
I typed in:

Metapod is the sexual beast of the Pokémon world, knowing moves such as Harden and String Shot.

To German: Metapod ist das sexuelle Tier der Pokémon Welt, bewegt sich das Wissen wie verhärten und aufreihen Schuß.

To French: Le Metapod est l'animal sexuel des Pokémon monde, se déplace le savoir comme durcit et aligne le tir.

To English: Metapod is l' sexual animal of Pokémon world, moves the knowledge as hardens and aligns the shooting.

I actually lol'd.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight View Post
私はグミ熊午前, I am a gummy bear.

Original
I'm just typing completely random things, then they turn into funny symbols.

Japanese
私は完全にランダムなものを入力しているし、彼らが面白いのシンボルになる。

Japanese>English
I have to enter a completely random thing, they become symbols of fun.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pokejava View Post
why was there a flaming peanut in cydiquils brain? i know that it is strange weird unusualness, but really? and i choose C
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team_Edward019 View Post
I actually though this was a flame thread O.O but yeah, I liek ur fusions and stuffz ^^
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Moonlight View Post
*slaps* That's revenge for having a laugh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessu View Post
I'll stop feeding the troll now. soz
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessu View Post
Now if YOU haven't noticed, I left my opinion in my last post, so I did keep things on track. You still have issues with paying attention. Plus it's fun proving you wrong time and time again. :)
I'll add some when I find funny things.
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Old 08-17-2010, 09:26 PM
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jake, cait and kayla are all narks.
Code:
Alana_Marie: faejdgsk;lkajsgjasdlfkjas;ldkjf;aslkjdf
Op: Letter Rapist.
Op: Stop raping me with your obscene letters and semi-colons.
Alana_Marie: No.
Op: Yes.
Alana_Marie: No
Op: Yes.
Alana_Marie: Fine no more rapes

Alana_Marie: *rapewhistle*

Woodchuck: Tell me a good tactic I can use to cheer my cousin up.
Woodchuck: And don't say sex.

Woodchuck: You make me smile like a bright rainbow in the month of sex.

Woodchuck: You is be hangedovered?

MK: Yanmega used Yanmega on Togekiss A!

XaiakuX: I really need to stop being up caits ass..
Woodchuck: I'd really like to be up Cait's ass.
Op: ... Anyone would like to be up Cait's ass. It's made of sugar and syrup.
XaiakuX: and theres pudding inside it..
XaiakuX: lol
Woodchuck: Tasty.

Woodchuck: Taste the rainbow. You know you want to...
Op: I know I want to.
XaiakuX: I'd taste cait's rainbow.. 8D

XaiakuX: Tyler (MSUK) is wondering if Operative is gay.

Ryenne: say something funny. I wanna quoted you.

Op: I SEE YOU.
Tombi: I HAVE TO GO
Op: YOU'RE REACHING FOR THAT POWER BUTTON.
Op: BECAUSE IT'S LATE.
Tombi: WHY DO PEOLE DO THIS
Tombi: DJSJA
Tombi: DFDNA
Tombi: FM
Op: YEAH.
Op: THAT'S RIGHT.
Tombi: THEY TALK TO ME WHEN I HAV TO GO
Op: BE CONFUSED.
Tombi: GO AWAY
Op: *leaves*
Op: *back*
Op: *leaves*

Tombi: v
Tombi: a
Tombi: g
Tombi: i
Tombi: n
Tombi: a
Tombi: s
Tombi: a
Tombi: r
Tombi: e
Tombi: g
Tombi: o
Tombi: o
Tombi: d
Tombi: If they're british.

Woodchuck: I LOVE YOU

Woodchuck: OR PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN MASS ORGIES
Woodchuck: ...
Woodchuck: Wrong chat.

Woodchuck: I can't do that because I'm a ******.

XaiakuX: So what do you get when you cross nicholas cage with a super robot *****?
Op: I sing opera.
XaiakuX: Bangkok Dangerous
XaiakuX: ucwutididthar? o.o
Op: i did c wut u did thar.
Op: n it wuz kool.
XaiakuX: kthx.. 8D

Woodchuck: So, then, there's blood and jizz all over the carpet, right?
Tombi: Okay Jake, I'll touch your *****.
Woodchuck: Great.

Tombi: NO.
Tombi: NO.
Tombi: DON'T EVEN.
Tombi: BO.
Tombi: *NO.
Tombi: SEE
Tombi: YOU'ERE MAKING ME TYP
Tombi: *TYPO
Op: FINALLY.
Tombi: * YOU'RE
Tombi: NO!
Tombi: FFFFFUU
Tombi: NO
Op: I WILL QUOTE THIS.
Tombi: NO!
Tombi: OH
Tombi: **** YOU
Tombi: **** YOU OPERATIVE.

Woodchuck: ANOTHER ASIAN KID JUST SIGNED IN
Op: WHADDAFRACK.
Woodchuck: MY SON
Woodchuck: TYLER
Op: ...
Op: WHY IS TYLER ON.

Woodchuck: I ARE WENT TO HIM HOUSES TO DONE SAVE THAT PONIES
Woodchuck: BUT THOSE PONY NOT DON'T WANTED TO WERE SAVING
Woodchuck: SO I ARE LEAVING AND NOW I'D JIZZED

Woodchuck: MY LIPS BRING ALL THE MIRANDAS TO THE YARD
Woodchuck: AND THEY'RE LIKE
Woodchuck: FUCKYES
Woodchuck: THOSE ARE BETTER THAN KOREAN LIPS
Meshi: They actually are

Woodchuck: I LIKE BLACK ASS

XaiakuX: I need to pee..
Woodchuck: I THOUGHT I WAS PONY ONCE

Woodchuck: Zelda's an ugly, emaciated white *****.
Meshi: uhh
Woodchuck: xD
Meshi: Just how I like 'em.

Op: *fap*
XaiakuX: On craig
Op: Lol'd.
Meshi: Cringed.

Meshi: Make Jake rake.
Woodchuck: Then it's just called bagging.

Woodchuck: What will Miranda do?
Woodchuck: Tits | GTFO

Op: Oh ****, Jake.
Woodchuck: wat
Op: I'm watching the Rockettes.
Woodchuck: ***.

Woodchuck: WHAT IS HE DOING?
XaiakuX: MY BUTT!

Woodchuck: All over Craig.

Woodchuck: Craig is a lost virginity looking for a home.

Woodchuck: Not a child molestestorror.
Meshi: cholesterol.

Kenny: I touch kids for work

XaiakuX: i choked on a noodle.

Woodchuck: KKKenny.

Op: BOOM.
Woodchuck: HEADSHOT.

Woodchuck: Testament.
Woodchuck: And Megadeth.
Op: And Miley Cyrus.
Woodchuck: ^
KennyC.02: ^
Woodchuck: If we're lucky.

Woodchuck: i think muslim is a pretty cool guy. eh blows up **** and doesn't afraid of obama.

Op: YOU ARE DIRT.
Tombi: M/3
Tombi: *</3
Op: Dirt does not know the difference between symbols on the keyboard.

Tombi: CROUTON.
Op: ...
Op: I can be that.
Tombi: xD
Op: With Lite Italian Dressing.
Tombi: NO.
Tombi: NO DRESSING.
Tombi: YOU'RE JUST DRY.
Tombi: AND HARD.
Tombi: ...
Tombi: x________________X
Tombi: don't even.


Tombi: Have you sat on a duck?
Op: NO BUT I KICKED A DUCK.
Tombi: OH SHUT
Tombi: *SH*T
Tombi: SHAT
Tombi: SHET
Op: No.
Op: You typo'd.
Op: I'm quoting that now.


Tobiume: it is not july 4th
Op: FINE, LOUISE.
Op: I CHANGED IT.
Tobiume: ITS JULY 6TH LOL
Op: ...
Op: stfu.
Tobiume: LOL

LS: I ******* LOVE SYSTEM OF A DOWN <3
Tombi: ^

Woodchuck: Gentlemen.
The Maple Syrup Baptist: And roughmen.

Woodchuck: it might just be a detroit thing
Woodchuck: because
Woodchuck: black people yell charge when they're about to gangrape someone
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Rust, do you think there should be a rule against chained spoiler tags on pe2k?
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Well I just got back from one of the best school dances ever. I grinded with every moving thing, threw off my shirt and break danced and won a prize. I also found my self a girlfriend (frenchd with her 14 times). So as I left the school and kissed her then asked my friend what he thought he said that he didn't like it casue there was to much moving invold. So my question here is, DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL DANCES?!!
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YO DAWGS, MTV BE ALL LIKE HATIN' ON DA BLACK PEOPLES. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit what's wrong wit dem racist jew crackahs cain't none ah them backwoods morans see mah girl Beyonce be ten times better than dat trailah trash hoe? pfft whatevz, you guys suck.
Kanye West: worlds greatest troll.
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Oh, my goodness! Please, somebody please, accept me into the ASB! I would think I am the last person to be the leader but I would love to it! My Miltank and I would be happy to spread my special energy! I may not know everything but my orders and precisio that shall be filled with glamor and glitz shall get it done right! Someone accept me! By my dear Grandfather Peter's pocketwatch!
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People can have sex wherever they want.
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I would quickly stuff my index and middle finger up their nostrils, use all my strength sling them over my shoulder onto their back. I'd then proceed to ram by left boots heel into that persons mouth, break his jaw off, and shove my hand down their throat and begin to rip out organs until that person was dead. The final organ I would rip out would be the heart, so I could bathe in the glorious lifeblood of the one who thought they could actually kill a man like I. I would also eat said heart, and gain the strength of the fallen enemy.
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"And" is a ballin' word. All my homies know where it at. Why you disrespectin'?
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The BEST maple syrup. That's right, you even capitalized it. You know Canada is the bomb.
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You're not allowed to call southern women cute, you filthy yankee.
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BAM.

Got you, you tiny Englishwoman.
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Originally Posted by ReclusiveDemon View Post
You've always had a girlfriend. You just always ignore her. She's always been by your side. In times of trial, she was there to wipe away a tear. When you were hurt and in pain, she was there to hold you and comfort you. When you were lonely, she was there to lift up your spirit. But you ignore her and take her for granted, always wanting what you think of as "better."

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She is a lovely little woman, isn't she?


And she will always be with you unless you decide to sever her permanently. Start appreciating her.
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Old 08-18-2010, 11:57 PM
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so i totally stole craig's code
Code:
Woodchuck: Cockeon: The Reproductive Pokemon
Tombi: Cockeon is often found nestling between women's breast. 
However, when threatened with a condom or an order to do the dishes, Cockeon will probably leave your house.
Tombi: *breats
Tombi: *BEA
Tombi: SD*
Tombi: *BREATS
Tombi: >>
Tombi: *BRSE
Tombi: OH
Tombi: OH#
Tombi: OH
Tombi: OH#*
Tombi: IOGIJHHJG
Tombi: *BREATS
Tombi: ................................
Tombi: *breasts.
Woodchuck: *applause*

Tombi: GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PARENTS

iReign: mother wut
Tombi: You're my child.
Tombi: I protect you.
Tombi: From beats.
Tombi: *beasts.

Tombi: YES
Tombi: ON FORMS
Tombi: I SHALL NOW FILL MY HAIR COLOUR
Tombi: AS BACON

Woodchuck: Oooooooooooh
Woodchuck: dirty
Tombi: Not dirty.
Woodchuck: Oh.
Woodchuck: Well that sucks.
Tombi: ... teehee
Woodchuck: ;)
Tombi: OKAY YOU GOT ME
Tombi: WE TOTALLY PLAYED TEKKEN
Woodchuck: I KNEW IT
Tombi: AND CROC 2
Woodchuck: YOU SLUT

Woodchuck: CAT LAYOUT MAHJONG IS TOO HARD
Woodchuck: FFFFFFFFF
Tombi: o-o

Woodchuck: I hate it when the people I download albums from **** up the track order, track names, etc.
Tombi: YEAH. I MEAN IF I'M GONNA BE ILLEGAL AND TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S ALBUMS 
I AT LEAST WANT THEM TO BE SPELT RIGHT, JEEZ. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK.
Woodchuck: Exactly.
Woodchuck: Also, shut up.

Tombi: NIGOKING
Tombi: ..
Tombi: *NIDOKING.
Woodchuck: NEGROKING

Tombi: I have.
Tombi: A pack.
Tombi: Of six chocolate bars.
Tombi: Well.
Tombi: Four.
Tombi: I ate two.
Tombi: Hi.

Woodchuck: I can't make it through an entire chapter without laughing at least twice.
Tombi: ^
Woodchuck: "Harry came upon them..."
Tombi: XDDD
Woodchuck: Couldn't she just say, "Discovered them sitting in a nearby clearing" ?
Woodchuck: No.
Woodchuck: He came upon them.

Operative: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH MEXICAN TITS?

Operative: i'm cute.
Operative: and a medicine ball.
Operative: and a negro.


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fact: jesse is gay for me

do you want to see really gay people? try gay chatroulette
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:47 PM
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it is read from bottom to top sorry


Xera ive got a phone! and im not afraid to use it! in fact i will! *flips open and pushes 4 buttons* *4 ppl drop down from the roof* NOW YA SCARED?! xD
pokejava but i dont know how :O
pokejava AND I NOT AFRAID TO USE iT
pokejava I HAS A MEATLOAf
pokejava what? oh.... AAHHHA i guess... i want green blood
Xera *appears behind you* i gotz mah some supa ninja monkey skillz!!!!
pokejava request for me to get mah mind off of creepy people (like you) staring through mah winder
pokejava O.O! *checks out windOW* HOLY SHRiMP *locks door*
Xera HOW DO U KNOW I DUNNO WHERE UR PONY iS? MAYBE IM A CRAZY STALKER CHICK!!!1!! xD
pokejava do yous liek requestin?
pokejava U DONT KNOW WHERE MAH PONiE IS SHO YOU CANNT EAT IT!!!!!!
Xera nOT YOUR PONY... YET. ONCE I FINISH EATING MY PONIES... MUAHAHASHAHAAaaa...
pokejava meanie face
pokejava
:'( better not be mah ponie... i beh sad
Xera LOL i MESSED UP...
YAH I LIKE PONIES... FOR sUPPER!!! xD :P
Xera Yah i like ponies... For supper!!! Xd :p
pokejava DO YOU LIKE PONiES?!1
pokejava HI I LIKE PONiES!!!!!
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:53 PM
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a
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Originally Posted by Nyurgh View Post
which explains why a Pokemon has a harder time getting it up a second time.(I was going to make a joke here, but nvm :X)
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Whoa someone has their helping bra on too tight.......
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State Alchemic (9:46:02 PM): It's not like Obama's gonna track us.
NeuroticNero (9:46:10 PM): i'm black.
State Alchemic (9:46:15 PM): Nuh uh!
NeuroticNero (9:46:17 PM): Yes.
State Alchemic (9:46:25 PM): LIAR
NeuroticNero (9:46:29 PM): Noap.
State Alchemic (9:46:33 PM): Really?
NeuroticNero (9:46:39 PM): Yes
State Alchemic (9:46:42 PM): Kool.
NeuroticNero (9:46:46 PM): Gullible.
State Alchemic (9:46:53 PM): DAMMIT~!@\
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Originally Posted by AIM
chatarawrr xD (8:06:46 PM): I want a fortune cookie.
chatarawrr xD (8:06:47 PM): brb
State Alchemic (8:06:51 PM): Okay.
State Alchemic (8:06:54 PM): xP
chatarawrr xD (8:06:58 PM): back
chatarawrr xD (8:06:59 PM): xD
State Alchemic (8:07:17 PM): Are you in te kitchen or wut?!
chatarawrr xD (8:07:27 PM): -shakes head-
chatarawrr xD (8:07:41 PM): I jacked the fortune cookies and hid them next to my desk.
State Alchemic (8:07:48 PM): xD
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Originally Posted by AIM
State Alchemic (8:10:32 PM): fortune cookies suck.
chatarawrr xD (8:10:36 PM): how come?
State Alchemic (8:10:42 PM): Or, the messages at least
chatarawrr xD (8:10:44 PM): xD
chatarawrr xD (8:10:48 PM): I find them relatively amusing.
chatarawrr xD (8:11:15 PM): One of my friends taught me to add "...in bed." to the fortunes given from fortune cookies.
chatarawrr xD (8:11:22 PM): They almost always work, apparently. xD
State Alchemic (8:11:49 PM): 0.0
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IF I DON'T GET MY F'N GLISCOR I QUIT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!:d azed::da zed::daz ed:
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ShockNJ (9:10:40 PM): Did you put the clothes on it?
Nobodysnerd1 (9:10:41 PM): yeah
ShockNJ (9:10:45 PM): =O
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And I didn't forget. I NEVER FORGET.
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Originally Posted by AIM
State Alchemic (7:12:33 PM): Slo-mo.
State Alchemic (7:12:39 PM): :x
jage153 (7:12:40 PM): I'm thinking
Nyurghdude (7:12:44 PM): lol
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Huh. I wasn't aware pigs were able to use computers.[/durhur]
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State Alchemic (10:03:15 PM): You're theme sshould be "Nyurgh likes to LOL"
Nyurghdude (10:03:21 PM): lol
State Alchemic (10:03:25 PM): SEE!
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State Alchemic 10:48 pm
I think I'm bicurious
SotaOMG 10:49 pm
I THINK THESE MOSQUITOES ARE SO ANNOYING
and what exactly does that mean
State Alchemic 10:49 pm
Means I wonder what it's like to be bisexual.
SotaOMG 10:49 pm
well i wouldn't know
BAHAHAHA
State Alchemic 10:49 pm
Shut up, this is ur chance to seduce me.
DON'T YOU SEE?
SotaOMG 10:50 pm
WHAT
State Alchemic 10:50 pm
xD
SotaOMG 10:50 pm
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SEDUCE SOMEBODY
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Guys she would have posted a reply by now but you lot scared her off.
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Don't, you'll make me horny
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Patrick Beaver 9:18 pm
My milshakes bring all the Craigs to the yard.
llawliettooh 9:18 pm
and they're like
Patrick Beaver 9:18 pm
it's better than Caitlins
llawliettooh 9:18 pm
Best Song Parody evar.
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Old 01-28-2011, 01:26 AM
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I love Jess. XD She's ryushuu, btw.
[20:17] Mario: Well, at least you wear a bra... right?
[20:17] ryushuu: oh no dude i totally go commando and just let those melons flop
[20:18] ryushuu: all over the place too
[20:18] ryushuu: it's as if they're alive

[20:21] ryushuu: taking a poop is so satisfying
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Old 01-28-2011, 02:53 AM
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MIGHT AS WELL PUT EVERYTHING HERE FROM THE OLD THREAD HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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At first I thought the exit sign was a brick and was all wtf...
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[8:32:51 PM] Hoshika: what's your favorite flavor of kool-aid?
[8:33:01 PM] Jəssū: fruit punch.
[8:33:01 PM] Austin: The Conduit, probably
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no trolling
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[3:19:19 PM] Jessu-san: f*cking yard
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[3:10:15 PM] Hoshika: I love iced ...
[3:10:54 PM] Austin: SH*T
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[3:33:42 PM] Austin: This is probably the funniest thing I've ever hear
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[5:09:32 PM] Jessu-san: i sounded texas.
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[7/6/2009 9:44:32 PM] *** Jəssū has changed the conversation topic to "Austin gets closer to death each time he farts and wears little panties and puts makeup on because he's a homosexual that wears a bra for a hat and everybody knows about it now" ***
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[23:14] Hoshika: have you noticed people keep stealing my stuff
[23:15] Nirvash: yes because you make good things
[23:15] Nirvash: people like what you make, therefore they copy it
[23:15] Hoshika: BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS
[23:16] Nirvash: oh that's just some annoying sh*t
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[12:31:28 AM] Hoshika: should I buy you Kool-Aid for your birthday, too?
[12:31:34 AM] Jessu-san: hell yes
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[1:34:46 AM] Austin: I'm writing a sing
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[2:38:23 PM] Jessu-san: BUT I SENT YOU A SHOTGOD.
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[3:42:59 PM] Patrick: WAIT
[3:43:05 PM] Patrick: CAN CHARIZARD LEARN FLY
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[7:10:37 PM] Jessu-san: oh did i ever mention that i woke up this morning with no pants
[7:10:41 PM] Jessu-san: it freaked me out
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[7:39:06 PM] Mitchou-san: Who wants to see my ass on cam?
[7:39:10 PM] Austin: ME
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[3:08:18 PM] Hoshika: am I the only one that is happy at the moment
[3:08:19 PM] Jessu-san: you'd better not be.
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[3:08:25 PM] Austy-chan: I GET A COOL LIFESIZE MARIO HATE
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[3:50:47 PM] Hoshika: they're just babies
[3:50:49 PM] Mitchou-san: ^Sexy
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[4:16:25 PM] Jessu-san: and no one's even allowed to travel to galveston when a hurricane is coming XD
[4:16:33 PM] Austy-chan: I am
[4:16:45 PM] Jessu-san: i lol'd
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[8:12:13 PM] Austy-chan: brb gonna dance
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[8:17:02 PM] Hoshika: tell me a shape
[8:17:06 PM] Austy-chan: WOOOO
DON'T BELIEVE JESS THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
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[9:32:21 PM] Austy-chan: Imma go play ze Conduit now
[9:32:23 PM] Austy-chan: Bai!
[9:32:25 PM] Jessu-san: oh of course
[9:32:26 PM] Hoshika: bye
[9:32:31 PM] Jessu-san: have fun. xD
[9:32:33 PM] Austy-chan: Because I have to "buy" new songs from the interne
[9:32:40 PM] Austy-chan: Which would slow down everything else
[9:32:44 PM] Hoshika: I tried conduit-flavored songs, and it tastes sour
[9:32:48 PM] Hoshika: kool-aid(*
[9:32:52 PM] Hoshika: kool-aid**
[9:32:52 PM] Jessu-san: oh dear.
[9:32:53 PM] Austy-chan: Hahaha
[9:32:54 PM] Hoshika: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[9:32:58 PM] Austy-chan: JESS QUOTE IT
[9:33:02 PM] Jessu-san: RIGHT-O
[9:33:14 PM] Austy-chan: Nice
[9:33:18 PM] Austy-chan: See you guys later
[9:33:22 PM] Jessu-san: adios
[9:33:29 PM] Jessu-san: [8:32:05 PM] Hoshika: I tried

conduit-flavored kool-aid, and it tastes

sour
[9:33:31 PM] Jessu-san: beaasty.
[9:33:37 PM] Jessu-san: wait wtf
[9:33:41 PM] Hoshika: :V
[9:33:42 PM] Jessu-san: how'd the formatting get like that
ICE CREAM TRUCK OF TIME
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[7:56:16 PM] Hoshika: lolwut
[7:56:22 PM] Hoshika: an ice cream truck just passed by
[7:56:29 PM] Hoshika: its front tires were a little flat
[7:56:35 PM] Jessu-san: what the hell
[7:56:38 PM] Hoshika: so it looked like it as going downhill on a straight street
[7:56:43 PM] Jessu-san: an ice cream truck passed by as you said that
[7:56:47 PM] Jessu-san: i'm scared
[7:56:47 PM] Hoshika: o_o
[7:56:56 PM] Hoshika: it's the ice cream truck OF TIME
[7:57:01 PM] Jessu-san: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[7:57:05 PM] Hoshika: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[7:57:15 PM] Hoshika: quoted because that was epic
[7:57:21 PM] Hoshika: WAIT
[7:57:24 PM] Hoshika: I CAN STILL HEAR IT
[7:57:33 PM] Jessu-san: mine's just turning the corner here
[7:57:39 PM] Hoshika: same O_o
[7:57:45 PM] Jessu-san: I'M SCARED
[7:58:04 PM] Hoshika: it cloned itself and commanded itself to do the same thing its other self was doing at the time
[7:58:07 PM] Hoshika: I can't hear it anymore
[7:58:19 PM] Hoshika: PERHAPS IT FOUND OUT AND WARPED ITSELF TO JAPAN
Dugdig.

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[1:27:24 AM] Hoshika: it's from februrgsdugdigary
[1:27:33 AM] Hoshika: WHOA HOW DID I TYPE THAT
[1:27:41 AM] Hoshika: IT WAS JUST GIBBERISH
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[1:48:30 PM] Jessu-san: i finally got rain
[1:48:34 PM] Jessu-san: it makes me smile.
[1:48:38 PM] Jessu-san: so i ran around in it.
[1:48:41 PM] Jessu-san: in a white shirt.
[1:48:47 PM] Jessu-san: and now my black bra's showing.
[1:48:55 PM] Patrick: i just need it so i don't have to run outside. it's like 95 degrees.
[1:49:15 PM] Patrick: MAKE IT RAINNNNNNN.
[1:49:23 PM] Jessu-san: NO
[1:49:24 PM] Jessu-san: MY RAIN
[1:49:25 PM] Jessu-san: B*TCH
[1:49:29 PM] Hoshika: JESSU used RAIN DANCE!
[1:49:34 PM] Patrick: lol.
[1:49:51 PM] Jessu-san: i think i'll grab my dog and play in it some more.
[1:50:31 PM] Jessu-san: who wants pics
[1:50:35 PM] Hoshika: MEEEEEEEE
[1:50:42 PM] Hoshika: I wanna see your dog, actually
[1:50:42 PM] Austy-chan: *hand*
[1:50:49 PM] Hoshika: COCKBLOCK
[1:50:54 PM] Jessu-san: LOL
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[4:00:10 PM] Mitchou-san: But it's like beer
[4:00:12 PM] Mitchou-san: YES
[4:00:14 PM] Mitchou-san: I love her
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Originally Posted by Poliwagged View Post
My best bud Azurill became a female when he evolved. I was so scared I didn't know what was wrong with him.
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[11:21:22 PM] Austy-chan: Leoms
[11:21:26 PM] Hoshika: leoms
[11:21:27 PM] Hoshika: wat
[11:21:32 PM] Austy-chan: Leoms?
[11:21:33 PM] Austy-chan: Or
[11:21:34 PM] Austy-chan: Oh
[11:21:37 PM] Austy-chan: OH*
[11:21:41 PM] Hoshika: OHHHHH*
[11:21:43 PM] Austy-chan: Lenoms*
[11:21:49 PM] Hoshika: lolwut
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Originally Posted by MYSTRY MEW View Post
exactly where at in public?
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[3:07:33 PM] Alana: My Charizard died D:
[3:07:37 PM] Jessu-san: :[
[3:07:39 PM] Hoshika: I GOTTA USE MY TABLET TO NAVIGATE MY COMPUTER NOW BECAUSE MY MOUSE IS DYING D:
[3:07:47 PM] Jessu-san: :[
[3:07:56 PM] Alana: Now I must rely on nidoqueen.
[3:07:59 PM] Jessu-san: :
[3:08:00 PM] Jessu-san: [
[3:08:12 PM] Hoshika: actually, this is pretty fun
[3:08:16 PM] Jessu-san: :]
[3:08:18 PM] Hoshika: a lot floatier than the mouse
[3:08:22 PM] Jessu-san: :]
[3:08:30 PM] Hoshika: OH SHI--
[3:08:34 PM] Hoshika: MY PANTS RAN AWAY
[3:08:34 PM] Jessu-san: :[
[3:08:39 PM] Jessu-san: :]
[3:08:42 PM] Hoshika: what
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[3:29:19 PM] Master Of Wobbuffet :D: dskglfdgjdfkl Im boredd
[3:29:23 PM] Jessu-san: so are his nipples
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[4:00:23 PM] Jessu-san: I'm not really do anything.
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[10:03:25 PM] Hoshika: THERE IS NO LAWN
[10:03:28 PM] Jessu-san: OH SH*T
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[9:17:09 PM] Hoshika: where did you come from
[9:17:15 PM] Mitch: your closet
[9:17:17 PM] Jessu-san: my closet
[9:17:20 PM] Jessu-san: holy ****
[9:17:21 PM] Hoshika: OH SHI--
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[12:13:00 AM] Jessu-san: poops
[12:13:00 AM] Jessu-san: ...
[12:13:04 AM] Jessu-san: OOPS

...

[12:13:42 AM] Jessu-san: is iy all tright that
[12:13:51 AM] Jessu-san: the room feels a littel siiny
[12:13:53 AM] Jessu-san: spinyy
[12:13:54 AM] Jessu-san: spinny
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Originally Posted by Jacob View Post
It doesn't matter. I'd like to touch any zombie, regardless of my personal relationship with them.
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[8:08:02 PM] *** Mitch has changed the conversation topic to "MADAGASCAR EXISTS IN MY ANUS" ***
[8:08:20 PM] *** Hoshika has changed the conversation topic to "MADAGASCAR: ports are closed" ***
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[4:30:35 PM] Mitch: my gof


NOT FROM THE OLD THREAD:

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Doctor Bubbles: i feel very limit as zerg compare to terran or protis
Nova #PcS: i mean
Nova #PcS: why dont we get invisible protis snipers
Doctor Bubbles: i hate protis overservers
Nova #PcS: no those are the aliens ones
Doctor Bubbles: wat omg
Doctor Bubbles: sorry i ment obseers
Nova #PcS: wat
Nova #PcS: oh them
Nova #PcS: there realy gonying
Nova #PcS: i hate the big bug shoters that the protis have
Nova #PcS: they shot lots of little bug that shot lzers
Nova #PcS: its hard to kill them all
Doctor Bubbles: wut little bug wif lazers?
Nova #PcS: like
Nova #PcS: the big mom bug
Nova #PcS: that shoots all the little bugs that fly around
Nova #PcS: and shoot you
Doctor Bubbles: dats the aliems
Nova #PcS: the protis thing
Nova #PcS: no not the daddy bug
Nova #PcS: that big ship
Nova #PcS: that shots little bugs
Doctor Bubbles: o that
Doctor Bubbles: but protis cant hav 2 mommies???????
Nova #PcS: no its not the momy that other thing
Doctor Bubbles: but wat is dadddy
Nova #PcS: oh the alien flying stinger ray
Nova #PcS: that shots the little bugs
Doctor Bubbles: no dats colosas
Doctor Bubbles: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Doctor Bubbles: dats the daddy?
Doctor Bubbles: but dats aliems unit
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[20:11:27] Rebecca:
Doctor Bubbles: >John attacks, does 23 damage
Doctor Bubbles: >Rebecca attacks, gets 1.2x team combo bonus, does 26 damage
Doctor Bubbles: >Kenny attacks, gets 1.5x team combo damage and a critical hit, does 44 damage
Doctor Bubbles: what the ****
[20:15:18] Rebecca: what do you think
[20:15:27] Alex: kenny you chink!
[20:16:11] Rebecca: wait that rhymed
[20:16:28] Alex: well we're perfectly timed
[20:16:39] Rebecca: what does that have to do with anything
[20:16:49] Alex: I dunno, maybe to keep it rhyming?
[20:17:05] Rebecca: >implying rhymes depend on the timing of words
[20:17:37] Alex: i'm not saying that, we're just nerds
[20:17:37] Rebecca: dude what the hel
l[20:17:44] Rebecca: the lens popped out of my new glasses
[20:18:15] Alex: oh, if you're talking to me, don't tell
[20:18:23] Rebecca: :|
[20:18:26] Rebecca: that's enough
[20:18:27] Rebecca: orange
[20:18:27] Alex: **** i'm too slow at this
[20:18:32] Alex: DOOR HINGE
[20:18:34] Alex: PORIDGE
[20:18:41] Rebecca: Alex
[20:18:45] Alex: FLALEX
[20:18:50] Alex: NLALEX
[20:18:56] Alex: PALIX
[20:19:26] Alex: alex.. alex... al.. ex... al.. ex... rol..lex.. rollex! :D
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I suffer from some desease where I just don't feel like catching a pokemon unless it's rare, which ends in me never catching com mons.

I finished Gold with a pokedex of 6.

Oak's Rating: "Congratulations! Looks like you've learned how to use a pokeball!"
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Haagen-Daz is an ice cream company, dumbass.


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POKEMON ONLINE MADNESS PART 1

(14:29:06) Christos: and why did the chicken cross the road?
(14:29:19) Silver Slasher: casue he felt like it
(14:29:30) ~~Server~~: because it was a raging homosexual
(14:29:33) Christos: yeah, to get to the other side
(14:29:36) Christos: ...
(14:29:41) Silver Slasher: wtf?
(14:29:45) Christos: who is server?
(14:29:55) Silver Slasher: LOL
(14:30:04) Silver Slasher: THAT WAS WEIRD
(14:30:11) Silver Slasher: Hus, why'd you do that?
(14:30:15) Christos: let's try it again
(14:30:20) ~~Server~~: who is Hus
(14:30:23) Christos: Ninjask, Zoroark, Togekiss, Whiscash, Agron, Magnezone
(14:30:26) Christos: oops
(14:30:28) Christos: ...
(14:30:57) ~~Server~~: wow nice job STOOPID
(14:31:22) Silver Slasher: Hi Hus
(14:31:23) Silver Slasher: =D
(14:31:27) Christos: is this revenge for calling you a billion times?
(14:31:28) Christos: :(
(14:31:32) ~~Server~~: who is Hus!!
(14:31:37) Christos: you?
(14:31:39) Silver Slasher: I heard Hus is uselss
(14:31:41) Silver Slasher: useless*
(14:31:44) Silver Slasher: thats all
(14:31:45) Christos: yeah
(14:31:48) Christos: totally useless
(14:31:54) +Hus: WOW **** YOU GUYS
(14:31:58) Christos: lol
(14:32:01) Silver Slasher: lol?

PART 2

(14:39:23) ~~Server~~: o_o
(14:39:36) you hurt my feelings: i don't like you guys
(14:39:47) Christos: um
(14:39:51) Silver Slasher: i did?
(14:40:01) Christos: is there an invisibility option?
(14:40:07) i am going to kill myself: brb
(14:40:15) Silver Slasher: thats not very good D=
(14:40:37) Christos: yes
(14:40:40) Christos: but
(14:40:45) Christos: I am confused
(14:40:47) Silver Slasher: that is very good HURRY UP AND KILL YOURSELF
(14:40:53) Silver Slasher: WHAT
(14:40:57) Silver Slasher: I DIDNT SAY THAT LOL
(14:41:06) Christos: yeah hurry up
(14:41:12) Christos: hey!
(14:41:16) Silver Slasher: i swear hus made me say that
(14:41:22) Christos: me too
(14:41:23) +Hus: nope
(14:41:27) Christos: ...
(14:41:37) Silver Slasher: Why should we believe you, you're useless
(14:41:37) Christos: you are enjying this, aren't you
(14:41:42) Christos: LOL
(14:42:26) Silver Slasher: watch me say something stupid
(14:42:30) Silver Slasher: thanks to HUS
(14:42:48) +Hus: i didnt do anything!
(14:42:55) Christos: yeah, right
(14:43:01) Silver Slasher: ^
(14:43:12) Silver Slasher: at least this is entertaining
(14:43:17) Christos: yeah
(14:43:18) Christos: lol
(14:43:28) Christos: last night was entertaining ;)
(14:43:36) Christos: not me
(14:43:43) Silver Slasher: you didn't say that?
(14:43:46) Christos: no
(14:43:55) GHOST: boo
(14:43:59) Christos: LOL
(14:44:19) Christos: if you have a problem, you can always share it with us
(14:44:27) Christos: even if it's mental
(14:44:38) Silver Slasher: ok

PART 3

(14:53:07) Christos: maybe I am hus
(14:53:11) Christos: and you are hus
(14:53:14) Silver Slasher: IM CONFUSED
(14:53:15) Christos: and server is hus
(14:53:17) Silver Slasher: D=
(14:53:19) Christos: and ghost is hus
(14:53:25) Christos: and everyone is hus!
(14:53:28) Christos: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(14:53:36) Christos: *jump through the window
(14:53:39) Christos: *

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