The Epic Battle Game

[goldwynaut]

troll would troll him behind a firewall and 7 proxies, vader would try to kill him, but die in the firewall

troll vs this guy:

Spoiler:

[Latio-Nytro]

I really don't know who 'that guy' is, so I'll just say he wins.

That guy versus Link.

[goldwynaut]

i guess dion is somewhat more powerful than link

dion vs gilgamesh

[Latio-Nytro]

I'll just assume that Dion wins.

Dion Vs. Champion Iris.

[goldwynaut]

in what way? if they were to fight in person, Dion would kick her @ss to the moon and back, if iris is using pokemon, i think iris would win, but since iris is the most lamest champion ever, lets say Dion wins

Dion v.s Gary mother****ing oak

[Cobalt Shadow]

Gary Oak. He is beast. Enough said.
Gary Oak vs Chuck Norris

[goldwynaut]

Originally Posted by goldwynaut

EDIT: BANNED OBJECTS:

Spoiler:

Chuck norris

chuck norris is banned, sorry, but gary oak wins (but only because chuck is disqualified)

gary (no pokémon) vs trainer red (no pokemon)

[Latio-Nytro]

Ow. Tough one. Because, really, since when has either actually done anything of such nature to imply they're physically strong?

I'll give Red the win, though: He did climb Mt Silver with his Pokemon and stayed at the peak for a long while.

OK, Red (No Pokemon) Vs. A Magikarp with Tackle, Flail and Bounce (a Magikarp can get that move with a downloaded PokeWalker course). Keep in mind, Magikarp aren't THAT weak.

[goldwynaut]

red would probably avoid bounce and stomp it do death, red wins

red vs crasher wake

[Typhlosion Explosion]

Red. Red always wins. Unless you're me!

Blue vs Green.

[goldwynaut]

that means red wins I guess, but crasher wake is master in wrestling, so that's weird

red wins, green is just your average pokemon trainer

red vs goldwynaut

[Latio-Nytro]

The last battle was Blue Vs. Green...But who cares?

On another note, as for what Gold posted...Red wins in a glorious, brilliant, and absolutely absurd curbstomp against you.

Red (with Pokemon) Vs. Arceus.

[Cobalt Shadow]

Arceus is god. He wipes red from existence. Arceus vs every other legendary

[Latio-Nytro]

Not even Arceus is that bada**. The other Legends win.

Every Legend sans Arceus VS a 1000-strong group consisting of Galice, Octillery, Smeargle and Bibarel, all with Moody.

[Cobalt Shadow]

The legends. Mew, Mewtwo, Lugia, the lati@s, deoxys, Jirachi and the lake trio use the psychic powers to levitate the enemies ito te air. The birds and beasts freeze, electrocute and burn them whilst they are stuck. Groudon uses an instant solar beam with his drought, and Kyogre uses icebeam. Ho-oh resurrects the dead so they are killed again, and the Regis lock them away in their caves. Dialga and celebi then goes back in time to kill the mothers of most of them, and palkia teleports some to space. Giratina takes some to the distortion world, while rotom takes lawnmower form and runs them over. Heatran creates a volcano around them, while Manaphy and Phione cheer them on. Darkest traps them in a nightmare and cresselia doesn't stop him. Shaymin crushes them with flowers. Missing anyone else except unovans because I don't like them.

Legends vs Jackie Chan