"The tiny blue pokemon tumbled down the hill, its green leaves spinning around it. It was going dangerously fast; if it hit a solid obstacle, it could die. The Oddish kept on rolling, terrified at it's current situation. He told himself that he would never go outside of his family's spot in the forest. He prayed to the Pokegods as he rolled, and said his last wishes, thinking that it would be the end of him. He neared a rock, closing his eyes, and he screamed. He was prepared for the inevitable outcome... ...which didn't come. A lone Hoppip was floating its way around the forest, caught in a strong breeze. The breeze stopped, and the Hoppip came floating down on a hillside.
"Hop-pip-pip!" It said, smiling. (What a beautiful landing!)
"Oooooddiiiiiish!" Oddish screamed, rolling down the hill. (I'm gonna die!)
The Oddish collided with the Hoppip, sending both Pokemon flying.
"Pip, pip-hop-hop!" Hoppip screamed at the Oddish. (Hey, watch where you're going, mister!)
Oddish didn't respond, as he had been knocked out in the impact.
"Whatever. Hmmph!" Hoppip said, floating away; leaving Oddish flying through the air.
~~~ Meanwhile, on a nondescript path traveled by many a trainer, a boy was lecturing his Pokemon. ~~~
"Well, Wigglytuff," Evan said, "you should know that it's dangerous to make contact with any Pokemon that falls from the sky; much more for those evil Clefairy Pokemon."
~~~ In the secret base of the Moonstone Army near the nondescript path... ~~~
"I have a report, General Moon!" Private Wish said, bursting through the entryway.
"Yes, Private Wish? Tell me!" General Moon said, putting his hand on his non-existant chin.
"The boy, Evan, has figured us out!" Private Wish said, clutching his ears.
"Oh, great Moonstone!" General Moon shouted. "Prepare the Moon Cannon! Our take-over of the world must start immediately!"
"Yes sir!" Private Wish said, saluteing with one Clefairy hand.
"Hmm... I wonder if our team in Mt. Stumack will be able to succeed..." General Moon pondered.
~~~ Back onto that nondescript dirt path. ~~~
"Do you understand, Wigglytuff?" Evan said, leaning close to his Wigglytuff.
"Wig-wig!" She said, bobbing her pink bunny head up and down. (I do!)
"Good. Now, let us proceed on our jour... what is that in the sky?" Evan said, pointing up into the clear blue sky.
"Wigglytuff!" (It's a bird!)
"It's a plane!"
"Wigg-ly, ly-tuf!" (It's a paper bag!)
"Wait... no. It's just an unconscious Oddish flying through the air, heading directly torwards us. Oh poo."
~~~ At Mt. Stumack. ~~~
"March, Clefairy troops, on the double! Don't let the Moonstone Army down!" Major Metro ordered, looking around just in time to catch a few Cleffa lying around on the job. "Move it, privates! Get your rears in gear!"
"Major Metro, sir! We have a message from our headquarters near the nondescript dirt path!" Said a bulky Clefable, who was just dashing into the observatory.
"From the nondescript dirt path, eh? Tell me, Private Ray." Major Metro said, keeping watch on the march of the Moonstone Army out of the corner of his eye.
"Well, General Moon told us that our take-over of the world must start immediately!" Private Ray cited.
"An interesting message, indeed..." Major Metro said. "Return to your station, and tell Clefairy #5349238 to get in here. I would like to have a word with him about considering a more useful, albeit less honorable option than serving in the Moonstone Army."
"Yes sir!" Private Ray said, with a quick salute before he dashed out of the door.
~~~ In the sea... oh wait, back onto that nondescript dirt path. ~~~
"Ugh... What happened?" Evan said, rubbing the back of his head as he got up from the dirt path.
"Wigglytuff? Unconscious Oddish? Are either of you up yet?" Evan said, gazing down at the two Pokemon, who had little spiral patterns instead of eyes.
Evan sat on the path, his glasses reflecting the light of the sun. He eventually got bored with trying to dig little craters in the dirt, and began to poke the Oddish with a blunt stick he found lying on the grass-covered ground to the right side of the path. Evan sighed, and stood up, searching for any sign of a Pokemon Center, or at least anything that could help right now. He strode over the windswept grass, leaving tiny size 7 1/2 shoe imprints on the mixed terrain. He found a green berry bush, and began to pick what seemed to be Oran berries.
About ten minutes later, Evan sat down on the path, cradling in his lap, a pack filled with eighty-or-so berries that he had managed to find and shove in his backpack's berry compartment.
"When will these two ever wake up?" He asked himself.
As if answered by a stroke of luck, Wigglytuff and the Oddish started to move. They sat up, blinking and rubbing their eyes with their hands/leaves. They immediately looked at eachother, and both stood up immediately, backing away from eachother. They stared eachother down for what seemed for ages, until they finally got bored and shook hands/leaves.
"...What was that all about?" Evan said, scratching his noggin. "Oh well... hello, Oddish."
"Odd-odd!" Oddish replied, smiling happily. (Hello!)
"Hmm... let's go to that mountain over there, and see if we can see anything from there." Evan said, pointing at a large brown traingle on the horizon.
~~~ A few hours later, following Evan and company, who have arrived at Mt. Stumack. ~~~
"Wow, look at this mountain! It's huge!" Evan shouted, looking up at an 80 degree angle, trying to pinpoint where the large brown mass of rock ended. "Let's go inside!"
"Wig-wig, tuff-wiggly-wig-tuff." Wigglytuff said, grimly shaking her head. (Somehow, this doesn't seem right.)
Evan, followed by Oddish and Wigglytuff, entered the cave through its large entrance. The faint scent of baking bread wafted throughout the cavern, almost making everybody in the party drool. They continued on, ignoring the torches hanging on the wall, which eventually turned into lanturns further down the path, and then finally, fluorescent lights. The bright light gave a creepy feeling to the tunnel, making the contrast between the cozy light and the scary darkness overwhelming. The fluorescent lights were placed closely together, so there were no areas for shadows to lurk, aside from cracks in the rock wall, and the occasional flickering of the lights. They emerged from the tunnel into a fireplace-lit room that was large, but cozy. It had a regal red carpet on the floor, with lily patterns on it, and a few red chairs and sofas. The walls were made out of smoothed-out granite, which obviously was in the heart of the mountain. The fireplace's fire hissed and spit, directing their pent-up anger at the intruders, but to no avail.
"Wow... look at this place!" Evan said, turning around on his feet. He walked over to the red sofa, and plopped down onto it. He was surprised as how soft the fabric was, and how light each of the maroon circular pillows were when he lifted them. It was like they were made of air... or light.
"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT!"
"Oh my-" Evan yelled, Wigglytuff's hand muffling Evan's cry.
"Right. Let's do this stealth-style." Evan said, thanking Wigglytuff.
Evan, Wigglytuff, and the not-so-unconscious Oddish began to sneak around, hanging onto the walls and walking on the tips of their toes. Wigglytuff put out the fire in the fireplace by inhaling and exhaling, and then she joined the waiting Evan and Oddish. The began to turn around the corner slowly, not wanting to be seen.
"Hey Bob, aren't-... ...Clef." A Clefable that was walking with "Bob" said. (Clef-able, able-... ...oops.)
"Clef, fair-clefairy! Clefair!" Bob said. (Yes, you idiot! Seize them!)
The Clefable and Clefairy dashed torwards the three intruders, and chased them as they ran away, shouting at them in Clefairy and Clefable tongues.
~~~ In the deepest, darkest, cavernous area in Mt. Stumack... ~~~
"Sir! We have encountered a major problem!" Clefairy #48387 said to Major Metro as he burst through a fake wall that seemed to be solid rock.
"Why are there so many major problems and reschedulings?" Major Metro sighed. " Yes, Clefairy 4838... was it 8, or 7... what is the major problem?"
"There is a colony of those green-and-black gulpers, and they are eating our machinery!" Clefairy #48387 said, shuddering at the thought of being messily consumed by the gulpers.
"Green-and-black gulpers, eh? At least they aren't purple gulpers... that thing was a terror." Major Metro said, examining the broken fake wall with disinterest. "Send out the Gulper Squad. They should know what to do."
"Yes sir!" The Clefairy shouted as he saluted.
~~~ Back at you-know-where with you-know-who. Think... think... yes, that's it. ~~~
Evan, Wigglytuff, and Oddish finally stopped running, leaning against a rock wall and panting. They had taken a left, right, left, right, right, down, right, left, and left to evade their followers, and were now exhausted because of it. Evan recovered, as his breathing became slower and his heartbeat became calmer.
"Well, it seems that we lost them," Evan whispered, "but we seemed to have lost ourselves too. Let's check out what's down that tunnel over there."
So they went down that tunnel, pretending to be stealthy and all ninja-like.
~~~ Back with Bob and a random Clefable. ~~~
"Hey Bob, aren't-... ... Clef-clef. " A Clefable that was walking with "Bob" said. (Clef-able, able-... ...uh-oh.)
"Clef, clefairy cle-fair-y clefair! Clef!" Bob yelled. (Yes, those are the green-and-black gulpers! Run!)