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Old 03-25-2007, 05:04 PM
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Default The greatest URPG Milotic Story ever!

(Based on a true story which is based on a fake story by Ridley.)
No, this isn't meant for the URPG. Ridley's original story was, but this is an extended version.
Yes, this is meant to be completely illiterate. :D

Once upon a time, there was a milotic

Ridley walked by

"I want that!!!1"

Ridley threw a pokeball

one, two

This is the end of Ridley's version. Now on to my extended one.

the poke ball poped open

'onoe ridley Said

he decided to Battle the milotic so he sent out mewtwo

it used huper beam & milotic exploded

aw man" Ridley said

so he kept walking and stumbled across a shinie mewtwo

'i alreayd has taht pokeman so w/e" he threw is pokeball at it but a pidgey flew into it

"OMFG u dum noob!!1"

the pidgey was caught

"o darn, i whanted the pidgey, not the...w8 this r a pidgey ok w/e"

and so ridley,mewtwo, and pidgey continued on theyre jurney to...jackie chan land.
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Old 03-25-2007, 05:27 PM
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Chapter 2: Jackie Chan Land

"yey we made it" Ridley said, looking at Jackie Chan Land.

There were a bunch of Jackie Chan clones wandering about the town, killing each other with mad Chan-fu skills.

Ridley spotted the gym. "yes!!1one now i can get 1 of thoz badj things"

So Ridley walked into the gym. It was dark.

"hoo dare enter mai room thing" Jackie Chan said.

"me can i hav a badge pls" Ridley asked.

"no nub yull have to beet me ok noob"

"ya w/e go deoxyz!!1one," Ridley yelled, sending out his Magikarp.

"k, go hitmonchan!!1" Jackie Chan yelled, send out his Hitmonchan.

"k noob, ill beat u easy, go magikarp use thunder!!1"

Magikarp gathered up energy and hit the Hitmonchan with a giant thunderbolt.

"wat?! how r u use thunder, magikarp dunt learn taht!1" Chan screamed. Then he saw Ridley using his Action Replay. "wtf u r cheatr!1 hitmonchan use jackie chan skillz!"

Luckily for Ridley, a pancake jumped out of the wall and ate Jackie Chan and his Pokemon.

"omfg a giant pancake jumped out of teh wal and 8 jack and his pokemanz hey can i hav a badg plz?"

"k," the pancake said, handing him one of Jackie's badges.

"yey i one hey u wanna be mi companyon?"

"ya sure," said the pancake, shrinking and hopping on Ridley's shoulder.

"cool off we go 2 teh pokeman senter"
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Old 03-25-2007, 05:40 PM
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Default Re: The greatest URPG Milotic Story ever!

Chapter 3: Teh Pokeman Senter

Ridley walked into the Pokemon Center, and everyone looked at him and his friend the pancake.

"hi hoo r u" Ridley said to the Nurse.

"I'm Nurse Joy, let me take your Pokemon so I can heal them...."

"no u dum noob, their mine ur stoopit!1"

"Ugh! Fine, you dumb noob!" Nurse Joy yelled, leaving.

"Lol," someone said.

"OMFG HOO R THERE?!"

"hello, my name is ChronoPika, you can call me CP."

"k w/e," Ridley said.

"waht u mean w/e?!"

"my pancake told mi not 2 talk 2 stranjers kklol?"

"I'm not a stranger, you fool. I am...your cousin!!"

"noooooooo," Ridley yelled.

"Actually, I'm your friend for Kindergarden," CP said.

"noooooooo," Ridley yelled.

"You want some pie?"

"noooooooo...I mean yesssssss," Ridley said.

"Okay, follow me," CP said.

Ridley's pancake nudged him.

"I said don't tlk 2 stranjers, nubcake!!!1"

Ridley ignored him and followed CP.

"Okay, here we are...go Pikachu team!"

"Wtf? ur going 2 make them in2 pie?!1"

"No stupid, I'm going to battle you," CP said.
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Old 03-25-2007, 06:22 PM
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Chapter 4: Ridley vs. ChronoPika

"y u wahnt 2 batl mi?" Ridley asked.

"Because...I don't really know," CP said.

"k w/e go team."

Magikarp, Pidgey, and Mewtwo were all sent out.

"k Pidgey use Explosion," Ridley said.

Pidgey exploded and all the Pokemon fainted. CP's jaw dropped.

"What the?"
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Old 03-25-2007, 07:31 PM
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Default Re: The greatest URPG Milotic Story ever!

You've got to be kidding me. This does not qualify as a fanfiction. I'll PM a mod.
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Old 03-25-2007, 07:41 PM
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Default Re: The greatest URPG Milotic Story ever!

And why not?
It's really funny, cant you ever just let it be?

~Booo~
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Default Re: The greatest URPG Milotic Story ever!

I know he's trying to be stupidly funny, but you could at least use some proper grammar.
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Old 03-25-2007, 08:17 PM
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Default Re: The greatest URPG Milotic Story ever!

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You've got to be kidding me. This does not qualify as a fanfiction. I'll PM a mod.
If you get this locked, you're getting my Most Annoying vote.
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Old 03-25-2007, 08:19 PM
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I'm not going to get it locked, because it's my opinion. If you assume people are going to report something because you recognize a mistake yourself, then you get my most annoying vote.
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Old 03-25-2007, 08:23 PM
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I know he's trying to be stupidly funny, but you could at least use some proper grammar.
o_O
Stupidly funny stories don't use proper grammar.
At least, the stories that are so stupidly funny that the characters speak like noobs.
Those are freaking rare.
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Chapter 5: Wtf.

"How did you...."

Ridley hid his Action Replay. "uhh...idk? magic, ya, tahts it," he said.

"Well...okay. Yeah. Whatever," CP said, withdrawing his Pikachu team. "So...what's the next town, anyway?"

"idk," Ridley said. "Hey pancake, u no?"

"ya," Pancake said. "its Wtf Town. it rite up tihs path."

"hay, i form ther!!" Ridley yelled.
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"hay, i form ther!!" Ridley yelled.
Ridley forms in Wtf town. XD

I'm gonna try and BabelFish this. O_o
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Old 03-25-2007, 09:17 PM
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Default Re: The greatest URPG Milotic Story ever!

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You've got to be kidding me. This does not qualify as a fanfiction. I'll PM a mod.
@ LZ- You have absolutely no sense of humor, whatsoever. -_-
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SfS, you made me laugh my ass off. No you can't have it.
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Old 03-25-2007, 10:53 PM
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@ LZ- You have absolutely no sense of humor, whatsoever. -_-
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SfS, you made me laugh my ass off. No you can't have it.
>:O
DAMMIT!

Chapter 6: Missingno

So, on the beautifully sunsetting day, Ridley, CP, and Pancake walked to Wtf Town.

Something popped out in front of Ridley.

"omg wtf r taht...nvm tahts just a missingno," he said.

"A MISSINGNO?! What the hell is a Missingno?!" CP yelled.

"its a glitch pokeman so go mewtwo," Ridley said.

Mewtwo was hurled out, and stared at the glitch.

"What the hell is a Missingno doing here?" Mewtwo asked.

"were neer wtf town so theres a missingno anywai usse bullet seed or something pls."

Mewtwo concentrated and let out a deadly Fire Blast.

"w00t nise bullet seed now use tackle pls!"

Mewtwo now let out a Hydro Pump, making the glitch scream in glitchy game tones.

"gr8 gud job u pwnt it now ill use my meisterball go," Ridley said, throwing a regular Pokeball.

The ball shook once, then again, then exploded.

"yey i kawt teh pokeman!!1"

So Missingno joined the team on their journey to Wtf Town.
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Old 03-25-2007, 11:22 PM
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The ball shook once, then again, then exploded.

"yey i kawt teh pokeman!!1"
XDDDD I really want to sig that now! Maybe I should. =o
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Haagen-Daz is an ice cream company, dumbass.

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