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Old 04-01-2007, 06:37 PM
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Oi, everybody! This is a script fanfic about Pokémon Channel. It's going to be funny. And Pokémon. And TV. Yeah... uh... this one won't die too easily, I have this in mass-production mode. >_>

Shows
Shop 'N' Squirtle
Airing 1 - April 1st, 2007
Pokémon News Network (PNN)
Airing 1 - April 1st, 2007
Abby's Chat & Gab
Episode 1 - April 1st, 2007
Episode 2 - April 2nd, 2007
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Life of the Rescuers
Episode 1 - April 4th, 2007 - Team 9 Lives
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:19 PM
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Shop 'N' Squirtle

Spencer: Hello! Welcome to Shop 'N' Squirtle! Today, we have some rare and unique items for sale today, so don't touch that remote!

Spencer walks over to the display counter.
Spencer: Now, our newest product here is the Nintendo Wii--
Director rushes on set.
Director: Uh, sorry folks, the items didn't come in yet.
Spencer: Then how come it's sitting right here?!
Spencer taps on the items.
The Wii falls down and collapses into pieces of cardboard.

Spencer: So you set this up with PROPS?!
Director: Hey, what else are we supposed to do? We don't have anything special, you know...
Spencer: You could have just said that to me at the last minute.
Director: ...
Director blushes and runs off the set.
Spencer: Eheh... anyway... we do have some Nice Cards here. Yeah... Nice Cards... heh... see? Exclusive edition... fo--
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeep. Beep beep.
Cameraman Xatu walks up to Spencer.
Cameraman: Sorry, Mr. Spencer, our camera is picking up some weird signal.
Beep beep. Beeeep beep beeeeeeeeeeeep.
Spencer: Ugh... can you fix this?! And I hope it's not some radioactive shipment of something he-- AAGH!
A Wartortle crashes in and runs over Spencer.
???: YO HEY!! IM DECEITFUL TEH WARTORTLE!!!!1! I GOT SOME ITEM FOR JOO!!!11!! SEE THIS?!!?!?! THIS IS DIAMOND AND PEARL!!!!!!!11!! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!1!11!!
Spencer whispers to Cameraman.
Deceitful: NO DIS AIN'T RADIOACTIVE!!11!!1!! ANYWAYZ, BUY NOW!!!1!1 ONLY 50 POKé!!!11!!
Spencer: Skull Bash!!
Spencer dives into Deceitful and knocks him out the window.
Spencer: Ah, sorry folks, that usually doesn't happen more than once a month. Now, onto the styluses...
Spencer picks up case of Pokémon styluses.
Spencer: Produced by PokéBlock Inc., these are the most innovative Nintendo DS pens to date! With charming, squishy Pokémon stylus-huggers and matching reuseable stickers, this is a must-have for Pokémon lovers everywhere! Let's see what our customers have to say.
Camera pans over to the customers on the opposite set.
Smoochum: It's adorable! It matches my outfit! AND it even works better for me, and I'm a lefty!
Smeargle: With this sleeker stylus, I can now have a more enjoyable experience with my friends in Pictochat!
Smeargle's Smeargle friends give a thumbs-up in the camera.
Spencer: Now, the price for this great DS package? ONLY 200 Poké! In the Elemental assortment, you get...
  • 16 Pokémon stylus toppers: Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, Pichu, Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Totodile, Plusle & Minun, Treecko, Torchic, Mudkip, Pachirisu, Turtwig, Chimchar, and Piplup!
  • 8 different colored styluses: Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green (two of each)!
  • A stylus storage case with a compartment for your little stylus toppers!
Spencer: And for a limited time only, we'll put in an Eevee topper and a color changing stylus! We only have 100 in stock, so buy now!
Shop 'N' Squirtle phone number appears on-screen. Website appears on top of it.
Pause for 10 seconds, then both fade away.

Spencer: Okay! That's all the time we have today! Remember, if you ever want great and unique products, tune into Shop 'N' Squirtle!
End of show. Credits roll.
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I suffer from some desease where I just don't feel like catching a pokemon unless it's rare, which ends in me never catching com mons.

I finished Gold with a pokedex of 6.

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Old 04-01-2007, 07:23 PM
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xD That was funny! *waits for next one* Is it done yet!?
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:25 PM
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xD That was funny! *waits for next one* Is it done yet!?
I'm making a different show right now. =\
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I suffer from some desease where I just don't feel like catching a pokemon unless it's rare, which ends in me never catching com mons.

I finished Gold with a pokedex of 6.

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Old 04-01-2007, 07:27 PM
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I'm making a different show right now. =\
I know. Pokemon Channel was my favorite Gamecube game.
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:35 PM
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Pokémon News Network (PNN)

Psyduck: Hello. This is GNN at 3.
Script Person: NO! It's PNN, not GNN!
Psyduck: Oh. Ahem. This is TNN at 3.
Script Person: P-N-N. Pokémon News Network!!
Psyduck: AHEM... sorry. This is CNN at 3.
Director: Oi, we're going to have copyright issues with this...
Psyduck: APRIL FOOLS!!! GAHAHAHAHA!!! Ahem. This is PNN at 3. Today is April 1st, 2007. Our top story this evening: MYSTERIOUS PSYDUCK TAKES OVER PE2K.
Dum bum-bummmmmm... dum-dum!
Headline fades in on the television screen in the studio.
Psyduck: There have been reports that a mysterious Psyduck going by the screenname of PokemonElite2000 on the PE2K forums has, in fact, done an act so surprising, so disturbing, that members of this forum have been astonished themselves. We have Agent the Porygon2 live at the scene.
Screen switches to Agent in a computer screen.
Agent: Thank you, Psyduck. I am at the scene of the crime, where witnesses report seeing PokemonElite2000 commiting the act...
Dramatic pause. BUM BUM BUMMMM...
Agent: OF ADDING A NEW NEWS THREAD. We have interviewees here at the scene.
Screen shows clips of Agent interviewing people in the vicinity.
Deoxys200: Turkey tastes like turkey!
Kecleonfan666: LOL! I'm being interviewed!
charizard_mike: First of all. What the quack? Next after thinking about this I am thinking that it could be a good idea to help get news around to the other members as long as the Psyduck in question isn't a quack. I guess it is a good idea.
Agent: Okay... uh, back to you for now, Psyduck.
Screen switches back to Psyduck at the studio.
Psyduck: *snore* Huh? Wha? Oh. Uh, our next story this evening: concert in Viridian Forest! Locals at Viridian City watched Pikachu and his orchestra of Cleffa perform at Treestump Hall. We have Meowth live backstage.
Screen switches to Meowth behind a curtain.
Meowth: Thanks, Psyduck. Hey, the show may be over, but people are still cheering for the post-show performances!
Meowth holds microphone closer to the curtain.
Audience: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
Meowth tiptoes back farther away from the curtain.
Meowth: Rumor has it that there's going to be a concert on Tuesday with...
Meowth looks around for eavesdroppers.
Meowth: ...rising pop star, Jigglypuff! Back to you, Psyduck.
Psyduck: That's all we have for this evening. This is Psyduck of PPN, signing off.
Fade out.
Dum bum-bummmmmm dum-dum!
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I suffer from some desease where I just don't feel like catching a pokemon unless it's rare, which ends in me never catching com mons.

I finished Gold with a pokedex of 6.

Oak's Rating: "Congratulations! Looks like you've learned how to use a pokeball!"
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Haagen-Daz is an ice cream company, dumbass.


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Old 04-01-2007, 07:45 PM
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I wonder who the witnesses are. >_>
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I wonder who the witnesses are. >_>
*Raises hand*

I'm one of 'em. Just got a PM >_>

This actually is a really good idea. Props for Hoshika *One Hand Clap*.
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Old 04-01-2007, 07:58 PM
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*Raises hand*

I'm one of 'em. Just got a PM >_>

This actually is a really good idea. Props for Hoshika *One Hand Clap*.
So am I. Hooray for this!
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:22 PM
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Abby's Chat & Gab

Abby the Azumarill walks onto the stage.
Abby: Hey, everybody! I'm Abby the Azumarill!
Audience: Yaay!
Audience cheers in many different manners.
Abby: Today is April 1st, 2007. Today, I got a very special guest from the PE2K forummms! So, without further ado, heeeeeeeeeeeeree's Neo Pikachu!!
Neo Pikachu the... er... Pikachu walks on stage and sits down.
Abby sits down. Hey, why am I doing this job again?


Abby: Hey, Neo!
Neo Pikachu: Hi hi.
Abby: Whatcha think of my show on Pokémon Channel?
Neo Pikachu: Being started by you… I knew it had to be nutty!
Abby: Wha-hat?! Are you calling me crazy?! Anyways, continue.
Neo Pikachu: But that’s okay when we’re in a place where sanity is overrated. Moving on…
Abby: Yep yep. Moving on! Bill, move the cue card over a little? ...Okay, good. So, Neo, how's your movie coming along?
Neo Pikachu: Ack, don’t remind me.
Abby: Sorry, the cue card made me do it.
Neo Pikachu: Had to be scrapped because the director had sudden loose stools and then Wesley Snipes dropped out after everyone found out he only got a 450 on his SATs.
Abby: But he's a Golden Poké Ball actor! Oh well. What else?
Neo Pikachu: Also, we ran out of money for special effects, so we had to use real explosions with real people. Ugh, I knew I should have kept that legal team…
Abby: You could have swapped in Mr. Sudowoodo's Shedinja Squad to be stunt doubles.
Abby tries to read the cue cards.
Abby: Oh, NO WAY am I asking him if he will shave his fur off in public. I'll think of questions myself! Hmm...
Short pause for Abby's thinking process. Wait... there's a thinking process?!
Abby: I got it! Is it true that you started the Pikachu transformations trend in the Pikachu Survivor Game?
Neo Pikachu: I confess, it was all true and I did get a rush from doing it. One after another… I saw them transform, and I got kind of giddy from it. Kind of like a fun intoxicating feeling were things start spinning around and you forget stuff like your name and address, social security number, but then the really funny things become so obvious, like the theme song for Tiny Toon Adventures. I could sing that over and over again, only I’d prefer doing a techno trance remix of it.
Abby: Oh. My. Gosh. CRUEL!! How do you feel that those poor humans have to suffer the scars of being a Pikachu in their past? Huh? HUH?! Think about the humans' lives!
Neo Pikachu: They signed a waver! That gives me full rights to laugh myself piss my pants ultra mode hysteria funny happy monkey money. Oh, and remind me that if Peter Parker throws his laundry on my lap again, I’ll smother it with Drain-o because that’s how I roll. No really.
Abby: So THAT'S why his Spider Man outfit suddenly turned black... anyways, rumor has it that you are part of a Pokémon Rescue Team. Are you in charge of one?
Neo Pikachu: I am, but I’m still trying to get back together with Checkers the Charizard, who recently walked out on me after I force-fed him Allure Seeds with a 120 Proof Vodka.
Abby: Gotta love Allure Seeds... hehehehe... ahem.
Neo Pikachu stares at Abby and then continues.
Neo Pikachu: And then supposedly I’m cursed by a Ninetales for the next 1000 years, but the funny thing is, people don’t even live that long! I’ll be dead before the curse is done, so how the heck does that work? Anyone, I promised I would give her my Twinkies if she removed the curse, and she did, but I’m still a Pikachu. What a raw deal!
Abby closes her Nintendo DS. I wish I had one... *sobs*
Abby: Okay, italic narrator, just do your job. You know you get paid for every minute you work. And according to my Pokémon Mystery Dungeon, the REAL one being cursed is--
Commercial break!
This show is brought to you by Burger Vespiquen. Try our new honey-burgers TODAY!
Commercial break over.
Abby: Hey, aren't Pokémon Rescue Teams, like, ancient...?
Neo Pikachu: So is beer, but you don’t see anyone stopping that now, do you!? No no, I get what you mean. I’m still waiting for the day Pokémon Square gets a Quizmos, and so far I haven’t seen anything there yet.
Abby: They got Subway though. Subway equals yum! Quiznos... haven't tried it.
Neo Pikachu: But that’s where I’d REALLY want to work. You know, as a janitor. That rocks, man, I’d be there with my mobile bucket, doin’ the broom thing and all. Dude, it just ain’t gettin’ better than that. I need a smaller size though, don’t get me the Snorlax sized one or I will start whining. And I know how to kill ears.
Abby: Yipes. Speaking of ears, do you like Rising Pop Star Jigglypuff's music?
Neo Pikachu: Ugh, no! I hate country music! And where the hell is the instrumental? You know she’d fail on Pokémon Square Idol! I just have that feeling.
Abby: She's done one song with instrumentals, and I've heard all her songs. All two of them. THINK FAST!
Abby throws a plush fake Poké Ball at Neo Pikachu.
Neo Pikachu let himself get smacked by the ball, wearing a blank face.
Neo Pikachu: Does that mean I can sue you now for assault and battery?
Abby: No, that means you don't know that plush toys don't count in the law. Now, what are you planning to do... on... April 22nd... 2007...? Heeheeheehee...!
Abby thinks about pwning everyone in Pokémon Diamond and Pearl in the near future.
Neo Pikachu: Sleep in, drink something, search the fridge for… something, wish I was taller so I could microwave… something, complain to someone about being… stepped on or… something, and realize these stupid headphones weren’t made for a Pikachu. I swear, I’m calling discrimination here, it’s just awful.
Abby: ...Wow. I had no idea that Pikachu would have such horrible lives, despite their popularity. Now, it's time for...
Audience: Random fan mail!
Abby: Yep yep! Here's our letters for today.
Abby opens up two letters that fell from the ceiling.
Dear Abby,

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

~Buzz the Electrike
Abby: ...Okay...
To Abby:

I like cookies!!! =DDDD

~Flauros the Chikorita
Abby: Yeah... that's why they call it random, peoples. Well, before we go, Neo, do you have anything you want to say?
Neo Pikachu: I know this is sponsored by some weird drug called “aglack” or… “afgack” or something stupid like that.
Abby: No, it's really Burger Vespiquen, but their meals make you fart anyway. Continue about afgack or aglack or whatever. OH WAIT. It's really Alfack! Okay, whatever, go on.
Neo Pikachu: People, whatever the heck you do, don’t get it. Seriously. It will NOT improve your love life, it only causes you to… eat more… … … cheese. You see, they paid them off…. Or something. You know… right?
Abby: So THAT'S why they didn't want me to go in as a mascot... anyways, that's the end of our show. Bye everybody!
Abby waves towards the camera.
Neo Pikachu: Well goodnight chicks and dudes.
End of show. Credits roll.
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I suffer from some desease where I just don't feel like catching a pokemon unless it's rare, which ends in me never catching com mons.

I finished Gold with a pokedex of 6.

Oak's Rating: "Congratulations! Looks like you've learned how to use a pokeball!"
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Haagen-Daz is an ice cream company, dumbass.


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Old 04-01-2007, 10:25 PM
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these are good Hoshika xDDD

lol, "I like cookies!". That made me laugh. Care to read mine?
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Heads-up: One of the shows will be done in a semi-non-script format. Watch out! XD
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I suffer from some desease where I just don't feel like catching a pokemon unless it's rare, which ends in me never catching com mons.

I finished Gold with a pokedex of 6.

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Haagen-Daz is an ice cream company, dumbass.

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Old 04-02-2007, 03:35 PM
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Commercial
The Pichu Bros. in Mystery of the Ruins!

Episode 1: Alpha-Beta

One day, the Pichu Brothers decided to take a camping trip. One morning...
Pichu Little: Hey! Bro! Look at this! A giant rock! It looks like it says something!
Pichu Big decides to take a look at the rock. He walks through the brush to find his little brother pointing at a rock with inscriptions in it.
Pichu Little: What do you think it is?
Pichu Big: ...I think it's just a rock, little bro.

Tune in in the afternoon to see the first episode of The Pichu Bros. in the Mystery of the Ruins!

Pichu Little: I know it's a rock!
Pichu Big sweatdrops.
Pichu Little: What...?

Smeargle's Art Show

Today, on Smeargle's Art Show...
Smeargle: We'll have an exquisite showing of the many works of the amazing painter, Dittosu!
Smeargle walks over to the paintings on the walls.
Smeargle: Just look at those sloppy blobs of wet paint! Just... MAGNIFICENT!!

End commercials. You know, I thought this was a commercial-free program, but whatever. I think this means that there will be these episodes and shows later on today. Oh well, it's not like I can watch these... *sobs*
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I suffer from some desease where I just don't feel like catching a pokemon unless it's rare, which ends in me never catching com mons.

I finished Gold with a pokedex of 6.

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And this is why I vote for you for funniest member in MOTM.

The interview one came out great. I just love this random humor you come up with, it's just flat out hilarous.
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And this is why I vote for you for funniest member in MOTM.

The interview one came out great. I just love this random humor you come up with, it's just flat out hilarous.
Thanks. I always wanted to know what would happen if Pokémon Channel shows got messed up (besides for the reporter Psyduck, but that's a different story).

Another episode of Abby is coming up now!
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I finished Gold with a pokedex of 6.

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