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Old 12-23-2004, 07:34 PM
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Default \/\/@R $e@$0n 3⅔ - "Creative" Writing

Our very "Creative" Writing Section!

Judge: Dark Pikachu

Hey folks, the war has been delayed because of the crash, but we are still going forward with it, hell yes! We don't have a set date for the WAR yet, but when that time comes, you'll be getiing your writing groove on!

For this section, Two points, (One for first and second place) will be awarded to the person who's essay, poem, story, or song lyrics make me wet my pants from laughing! (Any actual pants wetting is a simulation, no pants were soiled in the making of this section)

Every monday throughout the WAR, I will post a topic, and particiants must write something with a Looney Toon vibe to it. If it will get you institutionalized, it may get you a point. No ridiculous stuff thats not funny, such as presenting me with a lovely paper...with the homerow on it. "asdfjkl;" isn't going to win points, I assure you.


Each week lasts from Monday 12:00 AM EST to Saturday 11:59 PM EST, any entries submitted later than that are fed to Alex, assuming I can find him sulking around the URPG...
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Old 12-27-2004, 01:45 PM
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>:E

Welcome to week one of teh war, and get ready to flex your writing hand, cause heres topic number one!


TOPIC #1:

Poor old PE2K's mangled server, what is its malufunction?

Yep, this week your writing about the incredible slowness, the frequent downage, so on, so forth.
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Old 12-30-2004, 06:16 AM
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Team Nox0rz in t3h house!

Pe2k's Server


Oh my, oh my,
Pe2k has gone so dry,
With the server crashing,
With the hard backlashing,
However, the server crash was very fun,
Wait, that wasn't a pun,
I know that didn't make any sense,
but is anyone on Pe2k supposed to make sense,
anyway it is just that people have a life too,
but this server crash really made us feel like poo,
This doesn't rhyme,
and this doesn't too,
But I really don't care,
since I will find the person who touched Ryan's hair.
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Old 12-30-2004, 06:27 AM
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Team Nox

I decided to do a rap. Hope this works and sounds funny rather than corny. And no offense to anyone or anything, it’s just meant to be funny.


What The Hell


Hey, what you gonna do?
Just sit there
on your chair
thinkin’ life ain’t fair
Ya pull ya hair
Ya kick your comp down the stairs

Oh God, how long are we gonna go now?
With the forum down
We got nowhere to go now
No RP
No URPG
I hate PC
Say to hell with Serebii

CHORUS:

But I see…
Right in front of me…
Nothing on my screen…
And it’s mean…
I go offline…
It chills my spine…
And see history…
Of the past I see…
It’s not the same…
Since it’s where I came…


I’m-checkin’-every-five-minutes-but-the-response-is-the-same, yo.
I-keep-thinkin’-there’s-something-whack-with-the-name, yo.
I-keep-thinkin’-this-is-some-kind-of-game, yo.
Cause-sittin’-here-for-hours-without-nothin’-is-lame, yo.

It matters the most
I got nothin’ to post
Nothin’ to say
No P-E-2-K
I was feelin’ fine one day
But this is gay
I’m losin’ my mind
Can’t unwind
I got nowhere to run and there’s still no sign


Chorus


You can try everything you want to, man…
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Old 12-31-2004, 02:31 AM
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Ace/Duke of Team Trainer

The Desert


The forums were once again down
I was speechless, making just another frown
Has it already been a week?
The screen is once again white and bleak
“This Page Cannot be Displayed”
My patience and sanity has already began to fade

I realized the Internet was always a desert
Crammed with websites filled with comments rude and curt
It was as if PE2K was but an illusion
And now I begin to fill with confusion
How did it all disappear?
I began to panic; I began to fear

Did PE2K ever exist?
Or was it just an imaginary friend while I was pissed?
Were forums but an unreal sight?
Like a poor man would see being stuck within the desert sun’s light?
Traveling the desert I become weak
Looking back at my former memories, I can only begin to weep.
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Old 12-31-2004, 03:15 AM
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Aqua-Frost

The Server
The Server's in a Scottish Guy's House
You Think he could be a mouse.
When he turns off the servers for a holiday,
How long did it take him to turn it back on? May!

The Old Rundown Server
Its on the old Scottish Street Curb. er!

When Christmas came by
Most members had to sigh
Until they logged onto the forums
All they could do is pat their tums!

The Old Rundown Server
Its on the old Scottish Street Curb.. er!

Now its New Years
And Many Members have their fears
They're so mad that that guy turned us off
We had to go around, and right in his face, cough!

The Old Rundown Server
Its on the old Scottish Street Curb.. er!

When the members come back
They think they were, for a month, in a sack
Cuz when they came back, people have already been posting for a week
Now they all feel meek!

The Old Rundown Server
Its on the old Scottish Street Curb.. er!
The Old Rundown Server
Its on the old Scottish Street Curb.. er!

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Old 01-01-2005, 07:55 PM
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(to the tune of "Joy to the world")
Boy, does this suck
The server's down
it really makes
me frown!

I logged on just to relax
and then I find the server's crashed!

I could have said "Oh Well",
instead I gave them hell
And ran into my room
untill that day

Now it is up!
We all sing "horray!"
now we can post
today!

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!
IT's GIVING ME SOME CRAP, (and)

Now the server's down,
again it makes me frown
let's try to see-e
how long it takes.

It's NOW been a week,
(since) the server died.
My patience has
been fried!

Just wait untill tommorow
Then will end your sorrow!

But alas the server's dead!
Will it never end?
I'm thinking we'l wait 'till
A-April!

That's my entry.

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Name: TMTS
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Old 01-02-2005, 04:17 PM
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Okay, this weeks competition is over, and the points go to.....


1st placezorz go to....Neo pikachu for his "What the hell" One point to Nox.

2nd place goes to TMTS for his recreation of joy to the world, one point to Neo Aqua Frost.


G'day fools, next topic up tommorow.
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Old 01-03-2005, 09:18 PM
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Err...its tomorrow already...whats the new topic DP, I might try my luck here ^^
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Old 01-03-2005, 09:21 PM
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Lol, thanks for reminding me.


Okay, this weeks topic:

Parodies of HALO! 1 or 2, and if you havn't played Halo, visit Bungie.com and look for the storyline there.
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Old 01-04-2005, 09:20 PM
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Halo
Sing to the Song Day-O

Ha-Lo! Ha-Lo!
Alien come and we blow him back home!
Ha-Lo! Ha-Lo!
Alien come and we blow him back home!
Come Mister Master Chief and shoot our aliens!
Ha-Lo! Ha-Lo!
Alien come and we blow him back home!
Ha-Lo! Ha-Lo!
Alien come and we blow him back home!
Come Mister Master Chief and shoot our aliens!
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Team Nox

Ode to the Halo 2 Noob

Dang it Harry and your shotgun
And the many other annoying things you do.
Once more you’re starting to kill my fun.
I hope you think it’s just as funny when that’s done to you.

Thanks for nothing again, Ygseto.
You’ve blown my Ghost apart.
You’re starting to make this ghetto.
I give that two thumbs down and a fart.

Oh, and what a surprise, Matthew
You’re killing everyone you see.
Those who are left are down to a few.
And you’re on your fifteenth killing spree.

The tank is mine! Time to kill everyone I see.
Better say all your prayers, morons!
But oh no, the rocket launcher belongs to DP
And I forgot the rockets now lock-on!

Well I’m glad to see Tamer’s good with sniper rifle.
One nice little bullet to the head he sends.
Now my playing skills have begun to stifle.
And I’m on the receiving end!

And again the Energy Sword takes my life once more.
Thanks for nothing again, Kamon.
Once again my death only helps your score
I should have stuck with Pokémon!
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Old 01-13-2005, 06:28 PM
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DP-

It's been a really long week. On earth, a week is.... 10 days. Right. silly me.

*cries* I need a topic I can actually do!

EDIT: Gawd am I stupid. The WHOLE thing's been extended a week now, not just the fan art... hmmm... I shall wait for a longer period of time...
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Old 01-15-2005, 06:26 PM
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mmmmmmmm yal are still doing halo huh? well here's mine.....
*light dims,a girl in black comesout with bongos and plays..........*
(read as Captain Kirk from Star Trek)

A Haikou to Halo2

Aliens on the move
brother is always playing
I cannot beat him online
confusing storyline (to me)
halo is spinning spinning to doom
halo has spun spun spun
still spinning spinning spinning................(throws up)
halo has stopped spinning
I have spun time on halo2
too much time for my brother
aliens are on the move......
in my home ........his name is falconthebird
my halo.......
my halo2
*takes a bow* my team is triblade ,im yet to be put on the roster...
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Old 01-16-2005, 09:40 PM
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This weeks winners....


Once again, First place to Neo Pikachu, Second place to Rust.


....Lets see some new winners this week, ok? >:E


New topic: What will you do when the monkeys mug joo?


This week, write a song, story, whatever, about a group of or a singular monkey with issues!
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