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EPISODE 1: THE BOOK OF WONDERS !!
A Pikachu sat behind a dark desk in a dark chair with a suspicious character in a dark beanbag chair sitting in the dark corner of the dark office. A single, upside-down lamp rested on the desk, unplugged. A warm, lemony light emanated from the light fixture. The man embedded in the beanbag clacked his feet together and sweated profusely. The Pikachu wiped the sweat off his own brow, annoyed that the man's sweat had wings and could therefore fly, even over the book standing in front of his face. "I'm not accepting your book, mister...," the Pikachu trailed off.
"You know that the first letter of every sentence must be capitalized."
"But my name is exactly that: rust."
"Then I'll call you Scott." The Pikachu slammed the book shut. "Mister Scott, you are well aware that this book can be used by the intelligence officers of The Untied Satays of A... Bush, yes?"
"I know that very well, Joeseph."
"You mean Neo."
Neo sighed. "Let's just get this over with. You're publishing illegal content. Illegal. Illegal like grabbing a butcher's cleaver and cleaving said butcher's meaty head off."
did you do this in the first place?"
"Because I am rust Makuta. I cause pain and destruction wherever I step. I am the Supreme Lord of the Underworld, and leader of Team Aqua. With the power of Celebi, I can destroy the world with the snap of my finger."
"Ah... yes, erm... rust
, you still published an illegal work, and please," Neo pulled out a piece of paper from seemingly nowhere, "Sign this so you can start the recall of your books."
"Oh, sure, I just need a pen," said rust. The Pikachu handed him a black pen with black ink.
The pen exploded.
Dozens of meat cleavers were embedded in the walls, and rust was reduced to swiss cheese... but it smelled more like cheddar. Neo took the real pen from his desk drawer, twirled it, and threw it through one of the holes in the big slice of rust-cheese.