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Old 11-25-2008, 06:51 PM
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chuck norris does not sleep, he waits

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

so i think i win.
You copied those from a site called http://chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Old 11-25-2008, 06:58 PM
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You copied those from a site called http://chucknorrisfacts.com/
LIES!

ok.....yes i did....so what?
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:04 PM
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around
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Old 11-26-2008, 09:57 AM
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LIES!

ok.....yes i did....so what?
Wow, thats pretty cheap :o
Never heard of that site before :P
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Old 11-26-2008, 02:55 PM
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Wow, thats pretty cheap :o
Never heard of that site before :P
your face is cheap.

there was no ice age, Chuck Norris just got cold and turned the Sun down.


haha, i called Chuck Norris Chuckles Norris and lived.
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:04 PM
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your face is cheap.

there was no ice age, Chuck Norris just got cold and turned the Sun down.


haha, i called Chuck Norris Chuckles Norris and lived.
Uh... your mom is cheap.
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Old 11-28-2008, 03:10 AM
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Uh... your mom is cheap.
Kidding O_o
Though she probably is.
... No comment.


Now, I've thought some out on the spot:

Stalin dared to conduct purges only because Chuck wasn't there. Either that, or he did it against his will because he was forced to by Chuck Norris. Either way, it was because of Chuck Norris.

The USSR conceded the Cold War because they realised (BrE)/realized (AmE) that no nuclear weapon could harm Chuck Norris.

Money makes the world go round. Chuck Norris makes people go round the world.

The straight kick is actually faster and better than the roundhouse kick. Unfortunately, no straight kick is better than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, which he prefers to the straight kick because he doesn't want people to think that he's more powerful than he seems.

And all this is original. :P
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Old 11-28-2008, 03:51 AM
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Chuck Norris once lost a left nut. It's now called Jupiter.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, there is no reflection. There cannot be two Chuck Norrises.
Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his yard Brokeback Mountain.
Smoke detectors are actually Chuck Norris breath detectors.
The new World of Warcraft class, Death Knight, was originally called the Chuck Norris Jr.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a combination of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood grain alcohol.
Kevlar vests are woven with Chuck Norris's chest hair.
They didn't drop a bomb on Nagasaki. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
The show Dragon Ball Z was originally called Chuck Norris and Friends.
Chuck Norris drives a monster truck with plasma lasers and machine guns made of Dragonforce.
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Old 11-28-2008, 03:23 PM
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I have even more here:

You know why there were epidemics/pandemics the 1889 pandemic, 1918 pandemic, 1957 Asian Flu, 1968 Hong Kong Flu, etc? Yes, they were all caused by viruses... each from one of Chuck Norris' sneezes while he was in the supposed country of origin of the viruses.

Why did civet cats have the SARS virus? Yes, they also got it from a Chuck Norris cough.

Oh yes, there has been debate on whether John McCain or Chuck Norris is older.
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Old 11-29-2008, 02:05 AM
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Uh... your mom is cheap.
Kidding O_o
Though she probably is.
probably.
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... No comment.


Now, I've thought some out on the spot:

Stalin dared to conduct purges only because Chuck wasn't there. Either that, or he did it against his will because he was forced to by Chuck Norris. Either way, it was because of Chuck Norris.

The USSR conceded the Cold War because they realised (BrE)/realized (AmE) that no nuclear weapon could harm Chuck Norris.

Money makes the world go round. Chuck Norris makes people go round the world.

The straight kick is actually faster and better than the roundhouse kick. Unfortunately, no straight kick is better than Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick, which he prefers to the straight kick because he doesn't want people to think that he's more powerful than he seems.

And all this is original. :P
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Chuck Norris once lost a left nut. It's now called Jupiter.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, there is no reflection. There cannot be two Chuck Norrises.
Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his yard Brokeback Mountain.
Smoke detectors are actually Chuck Norris breath detectors.
The new World of Warcraft class, Death Knight, was originally called the Chuck Norris Jr.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a combination of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood grain alcohol.
Kevlar vests are woven with Chuck Norris's chest hair.
They didn't drop a bomb on Nagasaki. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
The show Dragon Ball Z was originally called Chuck Norris and Friends.
Chuck Norris drives a monster truck with plasma lasers and machine guns made of Dragonforce.
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I have even more here:

You know why there were epidemics/pandemics the 1889 pandemic, 1918 pandemic, 1957 Asian Flu, 1968 Hong Kong Flu, etc? Yes, they were all caused by viruses... each from one of Chuck Norris' sneezes while he was in the supposed country of origin of the viruses.

Why did civet cats have the SARS virus? Yes, they also got it from a Chuck Norris cough.

Oh yes, there has been debate on whether John McCain or Chuck Norris is older.
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the reason we have the Fun Sized Crunch bars.

Chuck Norris got into the wrapper of the original CRUNCH bar. that's right, the nutty goodness of a CRUNCH bar is not, i repeat is not a virgin chocolate bar.

those things are just too easy to love!

i know ima double posting. but i have more to say!

They say that Pluto isn't a planet nemore, it's because Chuck Norris ate it thinking it was a gumball.
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Old 11-29-2008, 02:20 AM
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Chuck Norris obtained his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Old 11-29-2008, 02:48 AM
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Oooh lesse...

Chuck Norris once ordered for a Big Mac at a Burger King....and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word Oxford will simply change the actual spelling if it.

Chuck Norris does not get heart attacks. His heart is not stupid enough to attack him.

The best part of waking up is not Folger's in your cup, it's knowing Chuck Norris didn't kill you in his sleep.

There are 86 objects in the standard bedroom that Chuck Norris can kill you with, including the room.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up, he's moving the rest of the world down.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.

Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through the land.

China was originally attached to North America, until Chuck norris roundhouse kicked it across the world.

Chuck Norris does not worry about daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT by writing down "Chuck Norris" for every answer.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

God said "Let there be light", Chuck Noris said "Say please".
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Old 12-03-2008, 06:07 PM
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Oooh lesse...

Chuck Norris once ordered for a Big Mac at a Burger King....and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn't use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word Oxford will simply change the actual spelling if it.

Chuck Norris does not get heart attacks. His heart is not stupid enough to attack him.

The best part of waking up is not Folger's in your cup, it's knowing Chuck Norris didn't kill you in his sleep.

There are 86 objects in the standard bedroom that Chuck Norris can kill you with, including the room.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up, he's moving the rest of the world down.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.

Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through the land.

China was originally attached to North America, until Chuck norris roundhouse kicked it across the world.

Chuck Norris does not worry about daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck Norris tells it to.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT by writing down "Chuck Norris" for every answer.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

God said "Let there be light", Chuck Noris said "Say please".
Chuck Norris can shoot a yak from 300 yards...with mind-bullets.

Chuck Norris can get Airline Amy into a upright lock position.........with his beard.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the Dark is afraid of him.

when Chuck Norris takes off his Shirt, the room temperature literally goes up higher then the highest temperature of the sun.....just from his awesomeness......it then goes up JUST FROM THE WOMEN goggling at him.
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Chuck Norris will hunt down everyone who posted a joke 4 making fun of him (this is NOT a joke, Chuck. honest!)
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Chuck Norris will hunt down everyone who posted a joke 4 making fun of him (this is NOT a joke, Chuck. honest!)
Your post is incomplete. I'll finish it for you: Because he can.


Now, another one:
The USSR boycotted the 1984 Games because of the fear of Chuck Norris, not because of anything else. :P
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