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Old 12-09-2008, 09:58 PM
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Chuck Norris asked for a Whopper at McDonald's... and got it.

Chuck Norris knows you... but you don't know Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:44 PM
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a horse in it's chin. It's descendants today are known as giraffes.

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you might be seconds away from death.
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:53 PM
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine "Chuck Norris." When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it's bruised remains into Google Dark.
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:32 AM
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:14 PM
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∞ ÷ 0 ≪ Chuck Norris. Enough said.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:35 PM
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Chuck Norris knows where you live, and uses that information when you displease him.

Chuck Norris can get a Big Mac at Wendy's.

Chuck Norris won WWII by just looking at his foes.
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Old 12-20-2008, 05:26 AM
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Chuck Norris can cook 1 minute noodles in 20 seconds =P

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I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!

Chuck Norris got his driver's license at the age of 16. Seconds.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.

How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. He prefers to kill in the dark.

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Old 12-20-2008, 06:55 AM
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I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!

Chuck Norris got his driver's license at the age of 16. Seconds.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.

How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. He prefers to kill in the dark.

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Chuck doesn't need darkness to kill.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Wrong question. It should be:
Q: How many lightbulbs can Chuck Norris screw in at one go?
A: Greater than ∞.

And didn't Chuck get his driving license at the age of 16 units of Planck time?
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Old 12-20-2008, 04:21 PM
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didn't Chuck get his driving license at the age of 16 units of Planck time?
No, it was one and one half of a half-life for einsteinium.
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Old 12-20-2008, 07:47 PM
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There is no god.There is just Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-20-2008, 08:07 PM
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Chuck Norris puts pepper spray on his steak.

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum, he chews sheet iron.


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Chuck Norris compacted all the nickle and iron together to create the center of the earth. He invented gravity to cover up for it.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to fight his demons, 'cause they're too afraid of him.

The ice age occurs when Chuck Norris has a cold. But Chuck Norris doesn't get colds.

9/11 occured because Chuck Norris threw a plane and missed. He was aiming for George Bush.
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Old 12-21-2008, 02:03 PM
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There is no god.There is just Chuck Norris.
Isn't God Chuck Norris?

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Chuck Norris puts pepper spray on his steak.

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum, he chews sheet iron.


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Chuck Norris compacted all the nickle and iron together to create the center of the earth. He invented gravity to cover up for it.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to fight his demons, 'cause they're too afraid of him.

The ice age occurs when Chuck Norris has a cold. But Chuck Norris doesn't get colds.

9/11 occured because Chuck Norris threw a plane and missed. He was aiming for George Bush.
He chews gum. As in the tooth.
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Old 12-27-2008, 09:03 PM
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Chuck Norris can out-cute M-O and turn a Xenomorph into his pet.
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Old 12-28-2008, 12:39 PM
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Chuck Norris took a hundred sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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