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Tamer San
03-07-2006, 10:16 PM
http://img90.exs.cx/img90/2106/lookie4.pngby:Raik

That's right, you've accidentally stumbled upon the most outragous and lunatic thread possible. Created by Flare to have fun with Figgy, it's turned out to be one non-stop barrel of beatings. Attack members and have fun.

~~Rules suck but you still need to abide by these.

1. No spam. This is very important. Spamming here is like using house paint for your car-- both have terrible results.
2. No Flamming. I'm not too sure what this is yet but i know it's bad, so don't do it here.
3. You are not invincible. You can't dodge everything. Someone stabs you, are are hurt.
4. Thoughtful and wacky posts are rewarded. The more imagination you have to attack someone, the better.
5. No extreme god moding the other members. Some is ok.
6. Uh, example style:


Jack: This might sting with some frostbite.
*Jack grabs his trusty snowball, wherein lies an ice ball. He pulls the sling-shot back and fires it at Figgy, straight in the eye and out the back of his head.*
Jack: Ha.

7. You're now dead but you make yourself come back to life and fight back. Thus, continuing the insanity. See you on the battlefield.
8. You must be a member in the URPG to participate in the loonyness :goofy:
9. Anything inappropriate will be deleted, and the member might get banned from URPG and even PE2K.

NOTE: Me and Harry decided that a legendary thread such as Lookie should never be dissed anymore, let the fun begin guys...

Pidgeot79
03-07-2006, 10:19 PM
I R BE 1337 and does SUPER SECRET Bidge technique, which is so secret Tamer can't see it. Tamer turns into my banana.

Tamer San
03-07-2006, 10:21 PM
What if someone walked on you and slipped on your nuts, it won't be funny anymore.

*What I just said happened*

Pidgeot79
03-07-2006, 10:24 PM
You can't slip on my nuts because they're so ROUGH and FRICTIONY. Instead, that Someone Fellow scrapes his/her knee and is now under my control through nut leakage.

Tamer San
03-07-2006, 10:27 PM
I forgot to tell you to read rule 9 Pidge, sorry :(

*Bans Pidge*

NEXT!

MystiKal
03-07-2006, 10:33 PM
Lookie is back!

*Grabs some donuts and starts to eat them*

Pidgeot79
03-07-2006, 10:42 PM
Nuts aren't innappropriate. Infact, they are a very common health snack.

*I have some in my pockets on my pants right now*

Incongruity
03-07-2006, 11:02 PM
It turns out I have a long lost slakoth, and so I am indeed a member of the URPG.


*rewards pidge for this thoughtful reminder

gun6
03-07-2006, 11:03 PM
I will now proceed to kick Pidgeot in the pants. His nuts have now broken, and are now nut dust.

DarkGardevoir
03-08-2006, 03:17 PM
lol....when i saw this thread...i did a face like this :eek:

*picks popcorn,sits down and watches the match*

Nefarious
03-08-2006, 03:21 PM
Lookie is back!

*Grabs some donuts and starts to eat them*
I believe those are my donuts.

*takes donuts*
*runs*

Neo Emolga
03-08-2006, 03:34 PM
I believe those are my donuts.

*takes donuts*
*runs*

*Trips Nef, sending him to the ground.*

*Grabs donuts, laughs at the donutless Nef.*

Nefarious
03-08-2006, 03:46 PM
*Trips Nef, sending him to the ground.*

*Grabs donuts, laughs at the donutless Nef.*
*gets up*
*looks at NP nefariously*

Nobody messes with the donuts.

*summons a meteor shower*
*picks up a meteor rock*

With this meteor rock, I will soon obtain superhuman abilities!

*smashes meteor rock into forehead*

Now you will all see my power! By making this meteor rock come in contact with my brain, I have allowed it to give me Telekinesis!

*tries to Telekinetically throw NP across the surface of some jagged meteor rocks*

(everything is silent for several moments)

What? Why isn't it working?

*picks up a meteor rock*
*turns the meteor rock around, finding a piece of paper*
*reads the note*

Made on Venus?

Everyone knows what meteor rocks from Venus do.

Oh no...it's happening...

*turns into a woman*

Great, now I am gushing blood from the forehead and I'm a woman.

*sigh*

Oh well...

*trips NP*
*takes donuts*
*runs*

I never knew how comfortable bras are.

Neo Emolga
03-08-2006, 04:19 PM
OMGLMAO sex change!

*Hops into a police car, turns on the sirens and chases after Nef. However, he goes too fast, runs Nef over, and all the donuts end up on the windshield.*

Donuts, breakfast of the law enforcement!

Tamer San
03-08-2006, 04:26 PM
*Tamer looks at URPG Village from the moon and starts watching as he was laughing so hard and rolling on the moon surface*

This is funneh :lol:

*Suddenly Tamer falls from the moon as he was rolling and laughing and landed on Earth, exactly near Nef, with no bones left*

Ouch, this hurts ;_;

Nefarious
03-08-2006, 04:32 PM
OMGLMAO sex change!

*Hops into a police car, turns on the sirens and chases after Nef. However, he goes too fast, runs Nef over, and all the donuts end up on the windshield.*

Donuts, breakfast of the law enforcement!
*slowly rises from the ground with tire tracks across the face*

Ouch, I have to get used to this new body. You hurt me in places I wouldn't normally be complaining about. Well, at least I'm invulnerable to one other spot now. :]

*looks at finger*

Hmm...what?

Nooooo....you broke my nail!!! >:O

*hops into suv*

With this vehicle, which holds 8 passengers btw, I will turn you into road kill!

But first I need another meteor rock.

*skims the ground for a meteor rock*
*picks one up*
*looks at note*

(super human strength: may cause drowsiness)

:susp:

I'll take my chances.

*smashes rock into forehead*

I'm going to need stitches after this.

*obtains superhuman strength*
*picks up suv*
*throws it at NP*
*scrapes donuts off windshield and runs*

What's this? Getting very.....slee....eee..*falls asleep*

Neo Emolga
03-08-2006, 04:37 PM
Ouch...

*Slowly crawls out of the wreckage of both cars to see that Nef finished off the last of the donuts.*

*Finds him sleeping on the ground and then grows a sinister smile and draws all over Nef's face Jigglypuff style, and then covers his body with tartar sauce.*

Vengence will be mine!

*Quickly grabs a Harley and speeds away.*

Nefarious
03-08-2006, 04:47 PM
*slowly wakes up*

Why am I so woozy?
And why am I covered in tarter sauce? :goofy:

*sees Tamer in the distance*
*pokes him*

He feels...rubbery, and he looks boneless. O_o

*folds him up and stuffs him in a bag*

I'll see if I can help him later, right now I need to get NP.

*grabs a pile of meteor rocks and stuffs them in the bag Tamer is in*

I'll probably need these for later.

*builds hovercraft from the wreckage fo the two cars*

Uh huh, NP left a strand of hair here. I can use it to track him down. :devious:

*sticks it into a DNA tracker and follows the signal*

Hopefully one of those meteor rocks I stuffed in my bag are from mars. -_-

DarkGardevoir
03-08-2006, 05:52 PM
*I'm walking peacefully when I see a crowd of people that says "Give me your Zam"*

Uh oh...

*take my zam away and flee!*

Pika57
03-08-2006, 09:52 PM
*I'm walking peacefully when I see a crowd of people that says "Give me your Zam"*

Uh oh...

*take my zam away and flee!*

Eat Garudamon Spit! *Garudamon spits on DG.

Ha now face the wrath of.... random humor:

Guy1: If a Quiz is quizical, then whats a test?

Guy2: You Suck

*DG blows up

Tamer San
03-08-2006, 09:59 PM
A test is testical :D

*Blows out*

Incongruity
03-08-2006, 10:05 PM
sk walks to washington dc, with his trusty alakazam.

Alakazam, teleport us into the oval office!

And magically! They appear in front of gwb


Alakazam, psychic! Control that noob!

Then gwb goes into a trance. Then sk uses him to obtain five nuclear warheads to be fired at any location in the world. Sk fires at

-The polar icecaps
-NY Stock Market
-Mecca
-United States Postal Service headquarters
-United Nations


PWNT!!!

Pika57
03-08-2006, 10:21 PM
sk walks to washington dc, with his trusty alakazam.

Alakazam, teleport us into the oval office!

And magically! They appear in front of gwb


Alakazam, psychic! Control that noob!

Then gwb goes into a trance. Then sk uses him to obtain five nuclear warheads to be fired at any location in the world. Sk fires at

-The polar icecaps
-NY Stock Market
-Mecca
-United States Postal Service headquarters
-United Nations


PWNT!!!

Ha! You fool!

*Leads a march of Penguins, Polar Bears, Those guys who run around and make hand signs at the stock market, representatives of various nations, postmen, and pilgrims, in a march on Washington

Attack, and wipe him out.

*Pwns

Now destory the rest

*Lacucaracha begins to play...

dangit.... feiesta night...

Incongruity
03-08-2006, 10:25 PM
The nukes don't hit? =( I wanted global disorder.

Pidgeot79
03-08-2006, 10:30 PM
I use radio man, master of quizzes! You must all take a quiz now.

1. What?

2. Why?

3. When?

4. Train A is traveling east at 232 MP/H and Train B is doing the exact opposite. When the hell do they collide, include diagrams.

Pika57
03-08-2006, 10:40 PM
I use radio man, master of quizzes! You must all take a quiz now.

1. What?

2. Why?

3. When?

4. Train A is traveling east at 232 MP/H and Train B is doing the exact opposite. When the hell do they collide, include diagrams.

*Stabs trenchcoat man with fork

*Man gets up

*Plays american One Piece Theme

*Man dies

*Pays Japanese One Piece theme

*Guy remains dead but at least its better music

Tamer San
03-09-2006, 04:29 AM
I use radio man, master of quizzes! You must all take a quiz now.

1. What?

2. Why?

3. When?

4. Train A is traveling east at 232 MP/H and Train B is doing the exact opposite. When the hell do they collide, include diagrams.

1. Something

2. Because

3. Someday

4. They will collide exactly on 0 point which is called contact point exactly 3 minutes from now, and when you are just on the railroad.

*3 minutes later*

*sigh*

:( poor Pidge!

DaRkUmBrEoN
03-09-2006, 05:57 AM
*Goes totally Zen*

Hummmmmmm

*Tamer joins the humming and closes his eyes*

*Pulls out a giant butcher's knife*
*Slashes into Tamer*
*Tamer dies with a hum*

Espeon Rinage
03-09-2006, 06:14 AM
Tamers pokemon leap out and kill you and cut you in 17 then give you 2 the SNORLAX with extra sharp teath

DarkGardevoir
03-09-2006, 07:59 AM
Eat Garudamon Spit! *Garudamon spits on DG.

Ha now face the wrath of.... random humor:

Guy1: If a Quiz is quizical, then whats a test?

Guy2: You Suck

*DG blows up
you're meanie!

Go Alakazam! Psychic him!

*notices that no pokemons are allowed here*

... that's not fair....

*hacks the US military computer and order a missile attack exactly on pika in 10 seconds*

10...

*shoots at pika a sticky bomb that blocks him where he is*

9...

*builds a jetpack that flies at the lightspeed*

8

*steals the astro-mega ship from the power rangers and run away in the space*

7...

*looks evilly at pika that is going to die*

6...

5...

4...

3...

Ops...i forgot my zam on the earth...****!

*goes back to the earth to pick up zam*

2...

*the asto-mega ship breaks*

1...

uh oh...

0...


*THE WORLD BLOW UP*

Lightning Pikachu
03-09-2006, 12:11 PM
What is the point of this thread?

*Kills everybody who posted here*

On second thought I like this thread.

NightBreaker
03-09-2006, 12:45 PM
What is the point of this thread?

*Kills everybody who posted here*

On second thought I like this thread.

I agree with Lightning.

*throws Lightning into an airplane, ties him onto a seat and runs away. Then she watches the plane take off and shoots a bazooka at it. THe bazooka explodes, turning the plane and Lightning into confetti which she burns using a flamethrower she stole from a hippie. She then takes his ashes and flushes them down a toilet* ^_^

Nevermind.

What are the points earned in this thread for exactly?

Nasty Plasty
03-09-2006, 12:47 PM
This seems interesting.

*Fires up the chainsaw and decpitates Nightbreaker*

Yeah, this is fun.

Nefarious
03-09-2006, 02:04 PM
Tamer, you're supposed to be a rubbery boneless chicken stuffed inside a bowling bag right now. =P

Eh, forget NP, let's have some fun with the new members who have never played lookie before. :twisted:

*obtains a giant noob magnet*
*turns it on*

Note: anyone new to lookie is now attached to the magnet

*leaves 20 sticks of dynamite on top of the magnet*
*blows up the magnet along with the noobs*

Cya guys!

Oh yeah...

*gets Tamer out of bowling ball bag*
*summons air pump from the sky*
*pumps Tamer to a 3D state*

I've gotten rid of the noobs, let us control the world now!

Lightning Pikachu
03-09-2006, 02:44 PM
I agree with Lightning.

*throws Lightning into an airplane, ties him onto a seat and runs away. Then she watches the plane take off and shoots a bazooka at it. THe bazooka explodes, turning the plane and Lightning into confetti which she burns using a flamethrower she stole from a hippie. She then takes his ashes and flushes them down a toilet* ^_^

Nevermind.

What are the points earned in this thread for exactly?
=P anyway.


*Come's back from the dead and kills NightBreaker* :]

Daniella Defines Divinity
03-09-2006, 08:33 PM
=P anyway.


*Come's back from the dead and kills NightBreaker* :]
You're crap at this *Whips LP in the face with an eel*

Pidgeot79
03-09-2006, 08:44 PM
Apparently you guys don't know about fun.

Anyways I use my counter.

http://greenrivergolf.com/photos/cd1/pro%20shop%20counter.JPG

And counter the world explosion thing, which now makes it double the damage and the world explodes twice! Next I PRESS 2.

Pika57
03-09-2006, 09:08 PM
* Hand Signs

"Lookie Style! Pwn all no Juitsu!"

*Pwned

DaRkUmBrEoN
03-09-2006, 09:22 PM
*Bombards Pika with lame Naruto fillers.*
*Pika loses fate*
*Pika shrinks away into despair and finally death*

*Dances on Pika's grave.*

Pika57
03-09-2006, 09:27 PM
"Hidden Art of the Other Chat Captain!"

"Almost-Three-Thousand-Posts"

*Kills DU and 4kids

Neo Emolga
03-09-2006, 09:47 PM
*Drives back to find Pika killing DU. Points and lets out a sinister laugh as he hurls an Avenging Chaos Greatsword of Infernal Oblivion Spawn+35, DMG 245-350 with +15 to STR, +13 to PER, with +50% to Fire Resistance at him, slicing him into two equal pieces.*

*Runs over to Dani, and ties her up with Twislers Pull & Peel, and then forces a DVD remote up her left nostril and an Entertainment Weekly magazine up the right.*

NightBreaker
03-09-2006, 10:06 PM
*Drives back to find Pika killing DU. Points and lets out a sinister laugh as he hurls an Avenging Chaos Greatsword of Infernal Oblivion Spawn+35, DMG 245-350 with +15 to STR, +13 to PER, with +50% to Fire Resistance at him, slicing him into two equal pieces.*

*Runs over to Dani, and ties her up with Twislers Pull & Peel, and then forces a DVD remote up her left nostril and an Entertainment Weekly magazine up the right.*

Man, I had one reserved for Pidge, but Neo'll do.

*drags NP into a dark closet and locks him inside, where he is mauled by rampaging Pichus. Then he is dragged out and stuffed inside an electronic suitcase cramped with Barbie dolls and Barney stuffed animals and throws the suitcase into Antartica. Pushes a button which lets him out and he is attacked by rampaging penguins and puffins that appeared from nowhere which peck him and stuff him inside of one of their eggs*

*takes out her Ultra Super Infinite Sword of Indending Doom and sticks it down Np's throat*

PING!! NB has just gained a level! NB gets a ultra pwning boost! OMG!! NB is evolving! NB has evolved into A NEW MEMBER OF LOOKIE!!!!!

NB can now learn Omega Pwning of All Arrow Strike! Should you delete a move? 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... PING! NB has just forgotten Antartica Doom and has just learned Omega Pwning of All Arrow Strike!

Pika57
03-09-2006, 10:24 PM
Man, I had one reserved for Pidge, but Neo'll do.

*drags NP into a dark closet and locks him inside, where he is mauled by rampaging Pichus. Then he is dragged out and stuffed inside an electronic suitcase cramped with Barbie dolls and Barney stuffed animals and throws the suitcase into Antartica. Pushes a button which lets him out and he is attacked by rampaging penguins and puffins that appeared from nowhere which peck him and stuff him inside of one of their eggs*

*takes out her Ultra Super Infinite Sword of Indending Doom and sticks it down Np's throat*

PING!! NB has just gained a level! NB gets a ultra pwning boost! OMG!! NB is evolving! NB has evolved into A NEW MEMBER OF LOOKIE!!!!!

NB can now learn Omega Pwning of All Arrow Strike! Should you delete a move? 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... PING! NB has just forgotten Antartica Doom and has just learned Omega Pwning of All Arrow Strike!


"Cliche Style! Ultimate Destoryer of People who steal stuff from others fan fictions no juitsu!"

NightBreaker
03-09-2006, 10:27 PM
:eh: Uh, what are you talking about?

*stuffs Pika in a new suitcase which she ties to the Titanic as its sinking with the main character's hair. Then jumps onto a helicopter and flies away. Throws a couple of bombs down, too*

Pika57
03-09-2006, 10:30 PM
:eh: Uh, what are you talking about?

*stuffs Pika in a new suitcase which she ties to the Titanic as its sinking with the main character's hair. Then jumps onto a helicopter and flies away. Throws a couple of bombs down, too*

OOC: The whole evolution and learning attack thing is straight out of NPs , Indiana Pikachu and the Raiders of the Lost Lugia. If you have no idea what that is and it wa sjust a freak coincidence I apologize..

Anyway....


Leomon Biomerge too....


BantyoLeomon!

Flash Bantyo Punch!

*Punches NB into wall

"now to Finish her!"


http://www.boesveld.biz/digimon/Digimon%20Analyzer/B/BantyoLeomon.html
Shishi Raouzan!

*NB dies

King Zark
03-10-2006, 01:14 AM
DeviMon Biomerge with me!!

:twisted: Yes!!! yes!!! yes!!!

KingDevimon comsume BantyoLeomon to the darkness and make him your minon.

:laugh: Muwhahaha(Note Evil Laugh).


BantyoLeomon Attack the revering mirror!

Bantyo uses Fist of the KingBeast and the Mirror does 2 times the damage back and digitise Leomon and kills Pika since he was biomerged w/it!!

Now Devimon lets take over URPG then PE2k then the Internet!!!!!

Pika57
03-10-2006, 01:33 AM
*Warning! Errors Detected*

Error 543
Use of Made up Digimon By Opponent

Error 2344
Use of Attack not known by Digimon in question

Error 3422222
Misspelling of Magical Object from idiotic show

Error 57
Actually thought they could PWN Pika57

Punishment: Insatant Termination

Digivolution

BantyoLeomon Digivolve to Chaosmon!

Haou Ryoudan Ken

*Pwnt

*King Zark Dies

King Zark
03-10-2006, 01:44 AM
Data starts reforming.

Creats Zarkmon a new Digimon creation from data.

Zarkmon description-Rookie Humaniod with airbending powers.

Zarkmon Battles everyone and Double Digievevoles to WhiteMageZarkmon- Mega Magic Air Dice It can stuck you to a votex

WhiteMageZarkmon uses Magic air Dice

*The dice rolls*

15???

Oh no it cause the Sun and Apha-Centry to Implode and it both create black holes both stucking each other and swallow the whole world.

God intervenes and puts everything back where it was but he forgets Pika inside.


So He reincarnates as poop is space.

flareon008
03-10-2006, 02:35 AM
*walks into the room*

*raises the flareon tail*

*lets off an ungodly slient fart of doom that ignites everyone nose on fire*

Pika57
03-10-2006, 12:08 PM
*Is really sick of Zarks Posts in this thread

*Lack Serious Creativity

*Rams Him with Blade Ship

*Pwned

*That series sucked...

DaRkUmBrEoN
03-10-2006, 12:15 PM
*Calls Will's Uncle Phil*

Uncle Phil: You, son, are now fined for the overused of the word 'Pwnd'.

Pika: I got Pwnd.

Uncle Phil: I'm holding you for contempt of the court.

Pika: No!

Uncle Phil: Yes, guards take him away.

Pika eventually became the butt buddy of Jack The Ripper, who sliced Pika open to see how his organs worked.

Tamer San
03-10-2006, 12:35 PM
Poor Pika *Sniffs*

...

.....

..

:crackup:

Pika57
03-10-2006, 01:40 PM
*Pika does not get refferences

*Pika is confuzzled

*Pika says "To He11 with it" and beat up DU with a sock puppet

*The Sock puppet Burst into flames!

*Everyone wonders where the move Heat Wave Comes from

*Pika and DU are pwned by a giant origami snail

NightBreaker
03-11-2006, 12:37 AM
Nope, never geard of that fic b4 u said it

*comes back to life thanks to an imaginary Ho-oh*

*takes Pika and stuffs him inside another suitcase*

*A megladon comes from nowhere to eat the suitcase*

*curses Pika to eternity with Barbie dools who will dress him up and put make-up on him, not to mention a few frilly dresses*

*megladon is allergic to pwned losers, so it spits out the suitcase*

*goes to Pika's sig and chains him next to his bomb, adding a couple of fireworks and some unstable atoms and three nuclear bombs*

Pidgeot79
03-11-2006, 04:37 AM
*nukes the whales*

Alaskan cruiser workers lose their jobs due to no more whale sigthings. Fish, plankton, and krill increase in population. Sharks go on a feeding frenzy. No more swimming for you.

Whoops, my bad. :oops:

Jessu
03-11-2006, 05:26 AM
"Guess who's back... back again..." BLAHBLAHBLAH I hate that song anyway. :goofy:

OMGBANANAPEPPERCARROTPICKLE!!! When I press buttons on the keyboard, I see letters come up. :eek:

Bwahahaha. Fear my enthusiasum. Master Chief will rule the world with his... green-suited-armorness. And squirrels will be shoved up yo--

"We interupt you with this IMPORTANT announcement!"

-bangs TV-

Darn things been broken all day.

-shoots it with a watchamacallitbinkerdoodlemathing gun-

PROBLEM SOLVED.

Magare
03-11-2006, 11:41 AM
Takes Scotts title!

*beheads everyone*

FEAR THE NEW BEHEADING KING!

Pika57
03-11-2006, 01:22 PM
"Jess, the high dragon, lived in a ditch,
The only Friend she ever had always called her a bi***"

*Pwns Jess

*Attacks Magare with Octupus of Suctiony stuff!

[Dragonite]
03-11-2006, 01:30 PM
Grabs leg, eats it.

'mmmmm leg!'

Pika57
03-11-2006, 01:45 PM
']Grabs leg, eats it.

'mmmmm leg!'

*Uses Namekian Regeneration Technique

*Punches [Dragonite] with a hammer on a spring.

*Laughs

*PlaysTrumpet in their ears

*Pwnz

TDD91
03-11-2006, 07:10 PM
*Flies in through the window wearing a tarzan outfit and a top hat*

I do declare that I am lost, therefore i shall dine upon Liver and Onions. *Chases after Pika trying to cut out his Onions*

NightBreaker
03-11-2006, 07:18 PM
*nukes the whales*

Alaskan cruiser workers lose their jobs due to no more whale sigthings. Fish, plankton, and krill increase in population. Sharks go on a feeding frenzy. No more swimming for you.

Whoops, my bad. :oops:

Guess it's safe to say now that I have hydrophobia. Well ...

*dumps a bucket of chum on GLOW, throws GLOW into the ocean with a anvil tied to his feet. Takes a submarine down the Marina Trench to watch GLOW get eaten by plankton and sharks.*

*takes his corpse and puts make-up on him before chopping him up and selling him as an excuse for mangoes in the world's most famous restaurant ... 'A Restaurant'!*

*goes to Pidge and stuffs the steak he was talking about down his throat, then feeds him to sharks*

I always did like sharks better than dolphins.

Jessu
03-12-2006, 04:13 AM
"Jess, the high dragon, lived in a ditch,
The only Friend she ever had always called her a bi***"

*Pwns Jess

*Attacks Magare with Octupus of Suctiony stuff!

OMGBANANAPEPPERCARROTPICKLE how the heck did you know? oooo:

-Pika is a stalker-

-pwns Pika with a toilet plunger up his nose-

-eats pickles-

NightBreaker
03-13-2006, 02:53 PM
OMGBANANAPEPPERCARROTPICKLE how the heck did you know? oooo:

-Pika is a stalker-

-pwns Pika with a toilet plunger up his nose-

-eats pickles-
*picks up Pika with the plunger in his nose and stuffs him up Jess' nose using a plunger*

*pokes Jess and throws her onto a plane, ties her up, leaves the plane singing a song*

*watches plane fly away and shoots a bazooka at it and orders a Defcon 4 to go after it*

*plane explodes*

THE END ^_^

Pika57
03-13-2006, 09:13 PM
*picks up Pika with the plunger in his nose and stuffs him up Jess' nose using a plunger*

*pokes Jess and throws her onto a plane, ties her up, leaves the plane singing a song*

*watches plane fly away and shoots a bazooka at it and orders a Defcon 4 to go after it*

*plane explodes*

THE END ^_^

I activate Monster Reborn!

I come back form the grave!

I attack your life points with No Sword Dragon Twister!

*pwns

NightBreaker
03-14-2006, 01:21 AM
I activate Monster Reborn!

I come back form the grave!

I attack your life points with No Sword Dragon Twister!

*pwns

Oh, really?

Random Man: Miss, I'm sorry to say this, but your little sister, Cloie .... she's not a freaky alien .... she's human.

NB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Random Man: And further more, we also found out she really is related to you.

*reality comes crashing down, and Pika just happened to be under it*

Kari Mary
03-14-2006, 04:05 AM
Kari:What are you yelling about?
Nb:It my alien sis... She is really my sis
Kari:Lol!
*Jump on top of NB and Pika was squzee by the heavy weight*

TDD91
03-14-2006, 08:19 PM
My word, I am a Mango.

*Makes a small popping noise and runs around naked trying to chew Kari's Giblets*

Kari Mary
03-15-2006, 08:59 AM
My word, I am a Mango.

*Makes a small popping noise and runs around naked trying to chew Kari's Giblets*
*Slap GLOW on the cheeks*
You are so naughty
*Slap GLOW again*

TDD91
03-15-2006, 04:58 PM
Ooooh, I love it when your nasty ;)

*Starts now leaping for the giblets*

Neo Emolga
03-15-2006, 05:04 PM
*Slaps Glow to death with a flyswatter. Then takes the squashed remains, throws them in a trash can, and then kicks it down Mount Everest.*

Score! Na Na Da Da Da!

NightBreaker
03-15-2006, 09:08 PM
*Slaps Glow to death with a flyswatter. Then takes the squashed remains, throws them in a trash can, and then kicks it down Mount Everest.*

Score! Na Na Da Da Da!
*sends a horde of rampaging bunnies after NP*

*pats the mauled NP on what was his back and gives him a cereal box with a special surprise inside*

*Overlord Three and her evil and girly minions attacks NP using their crappy poems and eye-twitching cuteness*

*NP becomes a fan of stuffed, planet-destroying bunnies who wear pretty little dresses, one of which they force onto NP*

Pika57
03-15-2006, 09:18 PM
*sends a horde of rampaging bunnies after NP*

*pats the mauled NP on what was his back and gives him a cereal box with a special surprise inside*

*Overlord Three and her evil and girly minions attacks NP using their crappy poems and eye-twitching cuteness*

*NP becomes a fan of stuffed, planet-destroying bunnies who wear pretty little dresses, one of which they force onto NP*

*Grabs Chick from Inkheart

*Reads Communist Rabbits out of Watership Down

*Communist Bunnies Pwn Stuffed Bunnies in dresses

*uses Ketchup to revive NP

NightBreaker
03-15-2006, 09:29 PM
*Grabs Chick from Inkheart

*Reads Communist Rabbits out of Watership Down

*Communist Bunnies Pwn Stuffed Bunnies in dresses

*uses Ketchup to revive NP
*takes ketchup and forces the bottle down pika's throat*

*slaps pika*
Bad Pika! Running around naked

:eek: Wait, that was GLOW, oh well, *slaps pika again then ties an anvil to his feet and turns the world upside down and throws him from the Marina Trench*

Pika57
03-15-2006, 10:02 PM
*takes ketchup and forces the bottle down pika's throat*

*slaps pika*
Bad Pika! Running around naked

:eek: Wait, that was GLOW, oh well, *slaps pika again then ties an anvil to his feet and turns the world upside down and throws him from the Marina Trench*

*Feels absolutely nothing as there is no distance from the Marinara Trench to its bottom(where i was thrown from

*Uses Escape Juistsu

*Pwnu-Pwnu No Lookie Annihalation

Kari Mary
03-16-2006, 01:39 AM
*Slaps Glow to death with a flyswatter. Then takes the squashed remains, throws them in a trash can, and then kicks it down Mount Everest.*

Score! Na Na Da Da Da!
*Ask Neo to be her girlfriend*
Neo:Yes
*jump over GLOW dead body happly*

NightBreaker
03-16-2006, 01:59 AM
At least you drown while I watch your demise from an submarine. And , techinaclly, you'd feel the pressure of over 1,000 miles of water crushing you to the bottom of the ocean. So, I can watch you slowly die of lack of air WHILE your body's quickly getting crushed.

Kari, I did not understand a single word you said but ...

*steals NP's flyswatter to slap Kari repeatedly, then forces her to marry a peice of paper*

*stuffs Kari's husband down NP's throat*

*NP breaks up with Kari*

Kari Mary
03-16-2006, 02:09 AM
At least you drown while I watch your demise from an submarine. And , techinaclly, you'd feel the pressure of over 1,000 miles of water crushing you to the bottom of the ocean. So, I can watch you slowly die of lack of air WHILE your body's quickly getting crushed.

Kari, I did not understand a single word you said but ...

*steals NP's flyswatter to slap Kari repeatedly, then forces her to marry a peice of paper*

*stuffs Kari's husband down NP's throat*

*NP breaks up with Kari*
*Slap NB with the flyswatter*
Kari:Why did you do that?
*Slap NB until she's dead*

Neo Emolga
03-16-2006, 03:15 AM
*Laughs like an insane chicken with the avian flu and crushes Kari Mary with a trash compacter. Then, takes the squashed remains, rolls it all into a long string and weaves an Easter basket out of it with happy pictures of bunnies and chicks along what used to be her small intestine and her left kidney.*

*Pounds NightBreaker on the head with a Webster's dictionary, and in her daze of confusion, staples bagels to her face while reciting the theme song to Tiny Toon Adventures after drinking three cups of pure black coffee. Then ties NightBreaker to a fork lift stolen from Home Depot, and sets it on cruise control, sending NightBreaker screaming off into the sunset as the runaway forklift speeds off into the distance.*

Jack of Clovers
03-17-2006, 06:23 AM
Do we really need this stickied? :tongue:

Ok, you may commense the barrage of attacks. *Puts up shield where all attacks at Jack are reflectively sent to Neo Pikachu.*

~Jack~

Kari Mary
03-17-2006, 08:00 AM
*Stabs Jack in the Back leaving him to die*
*Grabs a seat and a Popcorn and Watch jack die*
Kari:HaHaHaHa
Jack:Why?What did i do wrong?

Ultima Shadow
03-17-2006, 08:03 AM
*Yells loudly*
KM: Ha.
*Herd of Tauros come and trample Kari Mary*
Me: Ha.

Kari Mary
03-17-2006, 08:08 AM
*Left with broken bones*
Me:It's payback time..
*Mitch was cut into slices of meat by Scyther*
Me:HaHaHa
*KM die and use Revive. Jumps over Mitch pieces*

ghost
03-17-2006, 03:04 PM
+ Materialises out of nowhere +

+ Grabs a bag of marshmallows and starts eating +

(I'm... unofficially a member of the URPG. :rolleyes: Just need someone to accept my starter.)

DarkGardevoir
03-17-2006, 05:49 PM
+ Materialises out of nowhere +

+ Grabs a bag of marshmallows and starts eating +

(I'm... unofficially a member of the URPG. :rolleyes: Just need someone to accept my starter.)
Hey look! A new guy to kill!

*picks a spell book*

Ye Olde Witch

Wanna Morph your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend into a toad?You can
Wanna kick your enemys without tiring?You can
Wanna becom richer and even more richer?you can't
For any your wish of destroy,this is the book for you

*Spell ancient word forgotten by ages to summon a giant fireball and destroy ghost*

Neo Emolga
03-17-2006, 06:00 PM
*Drinks some Snapple Grapeade and magically turns into a fairie dragon with colorful butterly wings. Then takes one of his claws and whacks DarkGardevoir with a Scrabble board and then wraps her up like a gyro with a Twister mat, dealing 4392 HP damage!*

*Then takes Kari Mary and punts her like a football through a field goal, making her break the sound barrier! Then she crashes through the roof of a sweatshop, and she's forced to sew Beanie Babies for the rest of her days.*

uberpokemonx
03-17-2006, 08:00 PM
*uses pyschokinrtic powers over the internet to throw your computers at you*

*drinks magic teloportation elixer*

*teleports to each and every one of you*

*beats you all with peices from your busted computer*

NightBreaker
03-17-2006, 10:29 PM
*Laughs like an insane chicken with the avian flu and crushes Kari Mary with a trash compacter. Then, takes the squashed remains, rolls it all into a long string and weaves an Easter basket out of it with happy pictures of bunnies and chicks along what used to be her small intestine and her left kidney.*

*Pounds NightBreaker on the head with a Webster's dictionary, and in her daze of confusion, staples bagels to her face while reciting the theme song to Tiny Toon Adventures after drinking three cups of pure black coffee. Then ties NightBreaker to a fork lift stolen from Home Depot, and sets it on cruise control, sending NightBreaker screaming off into the sunset as the runaway forklift speeds off into the distance.*
NP, it's amazing you can talk with KM's husband down your thraot. Oh well ....

*takes the dictionary and hits NP back*

*ties him up to a totally safe and charged electric chair which she places in front of a tv showing Sesame Street*

*big bird, who has a death wish from NB, forces NP to participate in his show and they dance together*

*big bird gives NP a pair of butterfly wings and they both fly together like little pixies with their new fairy wands while wearing sparkly flower skirts and shirts stolen from characters of barbie in fairytopia*

TDD91
03-18-2006, 07:14 AM
Muahahahahaha! The Mango Lives!!!

*Pops out of Kari's intestines, kisses her then jumps onto Nightbreakers shoulder and laughs manically watchin Kari's food go flying*

Ultima Shadow
03-18-2006, 07:36 AM
*Gets my Tentacruel to use Ice Beam on G.L.O.W*
Me: Heh...
*Gets Hariyama to use Brick Break, smashing G.L.O.W into tiny pieces*

Kari Mary
03-18-2006, 09:19 AM
*Use max Revive*
*Took out Scyther and use Aerial ace to GLOW*
*Told Scyther to slap GLOW withit's scythes*
Me:HaHa

TDD91
03-18-2006, 10:25 AM
Meppay! I am ze unlikeable Mango, the only way to eat me is to juice me.

*Licks Kari's foot*

Kari Mary
03-18-2006, 10:28 AM
Meppay! I am ze unlikeable Mango, the only way to eat me is to juice me.

*Licks Kari's foot*
Kari:One more time and you're dead
GLOW:just One question..
Kari:What?
*GLOW asked me to be her girlfriend*
Kari:I've got to think of that

TDD91
03-18-2006, 10:32 AM
OOC: Her? o.0

*Leaps up and down attempting to nibble KAri's giblets*

Me no can reach! Where ladder?

Kari Mary
03-18-2006, 10:35 AM
OOC: Her? o.0

*Leaps up and down attempting to nibble KAri's giblets*

Me no can reach! Where ladder?
*Called out Golem and Snorlax to squish GLOW*
Kari:Yes!

TDD91
03-18-2006, 10:58 AM
*Sits on floor being a confused melon*

Flooblebip?

uberpokemonx
03-18-2006, 12:51 PM
*throws multiple other pokemon forums at Mitch*

*throws angry pokemon forum admins. (such as Ryan) at G.L.O.W.*

Me: lol!

Me: rofl!!

Me: roflmao!!!

Pika57
03-18-2006, 01:48 PM
*throws multiple other pokemon forums at Mitch*

*throws angry pokemon forum admins. (such as Ryan) at G.L.O.W.*

Me: lol!

Me: rofl!!

Me: roflmao!!!


*Calls Cop.

*Cop Busts GLOW and Kari for using Pokemon. NO POKEMON ALLOWED!

*Cop busts X for being a n00b.

*Pwnt

gun6
03-18-2006, 02:51 PM
No Pikachus allowed, because, as you said, NO POKEMON ALLOWED!
*Punts Pika57 out of t3h L00kie, then throws his ketchup bottle at his head with a "And take your ketchup too!"*

*Pwnt

Orthar
03-19-2006, 01:47 PM
No Pikachus allowed, because, as you said, NO POKEMON ALLOWED!
*Punts Pika57 out of t3h L00kie, then throws his ketchup bottle at his head with a "And take your ketchup too!"*

*Pwnt
*Throws Gun6 out of window

"We don't take kindly to punters in these parts, maybe place kickers but not punters.

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-19-2006, 01:55 PM
*Throw Bogeyman out the Window too*
Me:I'm Red and just kick your butt.

NightBreaker
03-19-2006, 02:29 PM
*kicks Red in shins, drowns him and throws his corpse for GLOW to dance over*

*breaks the NO POKEMON ALLOWED sign in half and summons an army of Clefairy to rant and attack everyone*

Me: *eating popcorn*

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-19-2006, 02:46 PM
*Use the Sign to smack NB on the Head*
Me:No one hurts me

TDD91
03-19-2006, 03:03 PM
*Is a Happy Melon*

She let me dance!!!!!! ^^

*Jumps onto NB's head and does a little boogie*

Seawolf
03-19-2006, 05:03 PM
*Is a Happy Melon*

She let me dance!!!!!! ^^

*Jumps onto NB's head and does a little boogie*

*sets G.L.O.W on fire*

Still a little confused as to what the point of this thread is. :oops:

NightBreaker
03-19-2006, 06:40 PM
*sets G.L.O.W on fire*

Still a little confused as to what the point of this thread is. :oops:
I doubt this thread was ever made to have a basic point other than torturing other members.

*ties up Megumi and throws her into a hole she pulled out from nowhere filled with rampaging monkeys and their horrible symphony music by Beethoven, Offenbach and Tchaikosvky*

*monkeys force Megumi to dance with them for eternity. Sticks them all in a big, glass box which she displays in the middle of the room for everyone to watch Megumi die slowly of dizziness from dancing too many cancans and waltzs*

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-20-2006, 01:04 AM
*Tied up NB in a box full of cement and put her back in a Time machine*
*Dug up a hole and put Megumi's body in the Hole full of Rampaging chicken*

DarkGardevoir
03-20-2006, 05:29 PM
*Tied up NB in a box full of cement and put her back in a Time machine*
*Dug up a hole and put Megumi's body in the Hole full of Rampaging chicken*
You never did anything to me in this thread...i feel strange...

must be because i never killed you:twisted:

*order by internet a special snowballs box*

SnowBeasts snowballs inc.
the only snowballs you ever need ;)
made for really freezing your enemyes
ATTENTION:
If you hit something with these snowball, you will cause
a freezing status. To unfreeze yourself call the 00-56-332-Snowbeast

*picks one of those snowballs from the box and throws it on Red*

*Red freezes*

wow...they works

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-21-2006, 01:19 AM
Ohh... i haven't did something to you DG

*A hot sunny day come and melt Red*
ME:Ohh... i'm going to kill you like NB
*Look at a box*

'Hot Molten Lava'
Never ever throw this to a person or animal.
I may cause :hurt:
and burns. Or worst, DIE!!!

*Throws the box at DG*
DG:Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Red look at DG as he Melt like a candle*

Pika57
03-21-2006, 01:32 AM
Ohh... i haven't did something to you DG

*A hot sunny day come and melt Red*
ME:Ohh... i'm going to kill you like NB
*Look at a box*

'Hot Molten Lava'
Never ever throw this to a person or animal.
I may cause :hurt:
and burns. Or worst, DIE!!!

*Throws the box at DG*
DG:Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Red look at DG as he Melt like a candle*

*Pulls out trusty English Teacher

"Go teach him a lesson!"

*Teacher trys to teach Red Grammar

*Red Dies from over exerting himself.

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-21-2006, 01:36 AM
*Pulls out trusty English Teacher

"Go teach him a lesson!"

*Teacher trys to teach Red Grammar

*Red Dies from over exerting himself.
*Use Revive*
Me:Ohh...
*Wrestle the teacher*
*And wrestle Pika57 until he dies*

Pika57
03-21-2006, 01:37 AM
*Use Revive*
Me:Ohh...
*Wrestle the teacher*
*And wrestle Pika57 until he dies*

*Sighs due to lack of creativity

*Pwnt

gun6
03-21-2006, 01:38 AM
*Pulls out trusty English Teacher

"Go teach him a lesson!"

*Teacher trys to teach Red Grammar

*Red Dies from over exerting himself.

*Pulls out a handy grammar book

*tries.
*overexerting.
*"Dies" does not need to be capitalized, and neither does "Grammar" in the third line, or "Teacher" in the first line.
*Also, "*Teacher trys to teach Red Grammar" would sound better if it were like this: "*Teacher tries to teach Red correct grammar"
...
...
...
*Throws the grammar book at Pika57

nb 95
03-21-2006, 01:42 AM
I apologize if this is the wrong place, but could someone L00kie?! at the Starter Request thread to allow me to begin participating in the URPG?

Thanks.

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-21-2006, 01:44 AM
*Pulls out a handy grammar book

*tries.
*overexerting.
*"Dies" does not need to be capitalized, and neither does "Grammar" in the third line, or "Teacher" in the first line.
*Also, "*Teacher trys to teach Red Grammar" would sound better if it were like this: "*Teacher tries to teach Red correct grammar"
...
...
...
*Throws the grammar book at Pika57
Good one...
*Pick up Pika's body and put in a small box*
*Jumps over Pika's body to fit*
*And throw with the grammar book*
Me:I hate learning and thanks gun6

gun6
03-21-2006, 01:45 AM
*Uses Sunny Day

Kaaa... Maaaaaa... Haaaaa... Maaaaaa... HAAAAA!

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-21-2006, 01:50 AM
*Use Fire Blastat gun6*
*gun6 burns to ash*

Pidgeot79
03-21-2006, 01:50 AM
*Clorophyll activates, allowing me to go before Pokemon Trainer Red

*Uses Heat Wave

A massive scorch of fire erupts from my mouth. It spreads everywhere (except towards gun6) and everyone screams in pain and agony.

"Have mercy!" cried Pokemon Trainer Red

"NO." I replied

Everyone continues to panic, not remembering the important steps:

STOP
DROP, and
ROLL

gun6
03-21-2006, 01:54 AM
*Rock music starts to play.
Stop.
Drop.
N' Roll.
C'mon people!!!
Just Stop.
Drop.
N' Roll.
C'mon!

"Jigglypuff! Use Rollout!"
*Rap music starts to play : O

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-21-2006, 01:56 AM
*Clorophyll activates, allowing me to go before Pokemon Trainer Red

*Uses Heat Wave

A massive scorch of fire erupts from my mouth. It spreads everywhere (except towards gun6) and everyone screams in pain and agony.

"Have mercy!" cried Pokemon Trainer Red

"NO." I replied

Everyone continues to panic, not remembering the important steps:

STOP
DROP, and
ROLL
*Having Blaze and Sunny day, use fire blast again at Pidgeot79*
Pid:Have Mercy!
Me:No you did give me mercy...

Pidgeot79
03-21-2006, 02:03 AM
*Having Blaze and Sunny day, use fire blast again at Pidgeot79*
Pid:Have Mercy!
Me:No you did give me mercy...

But wait, I erase my Clorophyll ability and change it to Wonder Guard with the advance technologies of technology! Now I use Surf, which makes you faint and not able to post on this message board for two weeks. If you post and the two weeks haven't passed, you will be labeled as a nub.

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-21-2006, 02:23 AM
But wait, I erase my Clorophyll ability and change it to Wonder Guard with the advance technologies of technology! Now I use Surf, which makes you faint and not able to post on this message board for two weeks. If you post and the two weeks haven't passed, you will be labeled as a nub.
Hey, that's unfair...
*change to blaze ability to natural cure*
*cure myself*
me:you are going down
*Use Aerial ace at Pidgeot*

Pidgeot79
03-21-2006, 02:30 AM
Hey, that's unfair...
*change to blaze ability to natural cure*
*cure myself*
me:you are going down
*Use Aerial ace at Pidgeot*

Listen here nub, Natural Cure only cures status conditions, which I didn't inflict, and it only activates when you, nub, switch.

*Wonder Guard protects me from nub's Aerial Ace*

Do you, nub, ever learn your lesson?

Now, nub, I will use Surf and you, nub, faint again.

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-21-2006, 02:35 AM
Listen here nub, Natural Cure only cures status conditions, which I didn't inflict, and it only activates when you, nub, switch.

*Wonder Guard protects me from nub's Aerial Ace*

Do you, nub, ever learn your lesson?

Now, nub, I will use Surf and you, nub, faint again.
Ohh i'm going to kill you no matter what..
*Change into a Banette*
*Use Curse and Destiny bond on Pidgeot*
Me:Now beat that

Pidgeot79
03-21-2006, 02:39 AM
Ohh i'm going to kill you no matter what..
*Change into a Banette*
*Use Curse and Destiny bond on Pidgeot*
Me:Now beat that

I just use Taunt, then Surf. You'll never beat me unless you know my weakness, which isn't Monopoly.

Pokemon Trainer Red
03-21-2006, 02:46 AM
I just use Taunt, then Surf. You'll never beat me unless you know my weakness, which isn't Monopoly.
*Use Will-o-wisp*
*Use Spite on surf*

Umbreon Shadow
03-21-2006, 02:53 AM
I borrow a knife from a deranged killer hippo and...



open a can of sardines! I throw the sardines under someone's foot, they fall into a jackhammer which makes blood splatter everywhere. Wolves come and people die so everyone moves to where PTR is. THey don't like him so they expel him then I use a magic yogurt container to make you trip into a gorge of poisonus snakes.

Seawolf
03-21-2006, 03:28 AM
I doubt this thread was ever made to have a basic point other than torturing other members.

*ties up Megumi and throws her into a hole she pulled out from nowhere filled with rampaging monkeys and their horrible symphony music by Beethoven, Offenbach and Tchaikosvky*

*monkeys force Megumi to dance with them for eternity. Sticks them all in a big, glass box which she displays in the middle of the room for everyone to watch Megumi die slowly of dizziness from dancing too many cancans and waltzs*

Tchaikovsky happens to be my favorite composer.

=O

Uhh...everybody in this thread now has herpes!

Neo Emolga
03-21-2006, 04:46 PM
*Plays Rob Zombie music to influence the mood.*

*Drinks a quart of Red Bull and magically turns into a massive 60 foot tall, red-scaled fire-breathing dragon. Then stomps the ground, looks toward Megumi with black smoke rising from his nostrils, and then opens his mouth to unleash a giant flaming fireball of infernal carnage of her, smothering her with all consuming flames and dealing 14,483 HP damage!*

"RaWr! Ph33r mY inSaNE poWeR!!!"

*Then looks to Umbreon Shadow and magically turns him into an Oscar Meyer weiner, where he is then eaten by Oprah and digested into pulp.*

"Mmm, mmm Toasty!"

Pidgeot79
03-21-2006, 09:51 PM
*Use Will-o-wisp*
*Use Spite on surf*

You're still in Taunt, those moves fail and so do you at everything online and in real life.

Anyways, I thrust my cold bear claws straight into Oprah and I pull out slowly, ever so slowly, the hot dog known as "Neo Pikachu".

"So you are the one that has the powers of the nine reggae beats."

"Yes. :|"

I steal his power of the nine reggae beats and conquer all reggae music!

Neo Emolga
03-21-2006, 11:31 PM
Foolish Pidgeot, Umbreon Shadow was the one in Oprah's stomach...

*Crushes Pidgeot with his giant taloned foot, and spreads his flattend guts on the ground. Then takes a giant crap on his flattened guts, spreads his huge bat like wings and then flies to the air. Then, spits a massive fireball at the pile of crap on Pidgeot's guts, and sets the whole thing ablaze!*

Owned!

Pika57
03-21-2006, 11:42 PM
Foolish Pidgeot, Umbreon Shadow was the one in Oprah's stomach...

*Crushes Pidgeot with his giant taloned foot, and spreads his flattend guts on the ground. Then takes a giant crap on his flattened guts, spreads his huge bat like wings and then flies to the air. Then, spits a massive fireball at the pile of crap on Pidgeot's guts, and sets the whole thing ablaze!*

Owned!

*Pulls out mighty Elixer

"I have the Ketchup!"

"Goes Episode 2-5 on Pokemon Trainer Red, cause episodes 1 and 6 weren't as awesome, and five was more awesome than all of them.

*Eats Pokemon Trainer Red

*Reminds everyone not to use Pokemon

*Shoots Red

*waits for Neo to pwn

Pidgeot79
03-21-2006, 11:48 PM
Foolish Pidgeot, Umbreon Shadow was the one in Oprah's stomach...

*Crushes Pidgeot with his giant taloned foot, and spreads his flattend guts on the ground. Then takes a giant crap on his flattened guts, spreads his huge bat like wings and then flies to the air. Then, spits a massive fireball at the pile of crap on Pidgeot's guts, and sets the whole thing ablaze!*

Owned!

Yeah, but I use counter and I am the winner!

Neo Emolga
03-22-2006, 12:11 AM
No, you fail, because I used a Fire type attack and you should have used Mirror Coat.

*Roasts a marshmallow over Pidge's flaming body, and then sticks it in Pika's ear. Then chops down on Pika with his giant dragon fangs, eating him whole.*

Yum!

Pidgeot79
03-22-2006, 12:33 AM
No, you fail, because I used a Fire type attack and you should have used Mirror Coat.

*Roasts a marshmallow over Pidge's flaming body, and then sticks it in Pika's ear. Then chops down on Pika with his giant dragon fangs, eating him whole.*

Yum!

Oh wait, by Counter, I meant Mirror Coat. ^_^ Next I place my bishop at B4.

Neo Emolga
03-22-2006, 01:49 PM
Oh wait, by Counter, I meant Mirror Coat. ^_^ Next I place my bishop at B4.

I see you and I raise you by $500.

But first you owe me $550 for landing on Oriential Ave with a hotel on it.

DarkGardevoir
03-24-2006, 03:57 PM
I see you and I raise you by $500.

But first you owe me $550 for landing on Oriential Ave with a hotel on it.
as you requested,i'll kill you.

*creates an army of killer/helper monkeys*

Go! Attack Him!

*a ninja monkey picks a giant shuriken and throw it to neo pika,who's cut in half*

*another picks a katana sword and starts a furious cutting on pika*

*a third one makes what's isn't already cut of pika levitate and crashes him onto a secolar tree*

*another creates a blak hole and throws pika's parts(cut or not) into it*

don't feel bad.

Pidgeot79
03-24-2006, 09:28 PM
I see you and I raise you by $500.

But first you owe me $550 for landing on Oriential Ave with a hotel on it.

Agh, NP, you're good. Okay, I'll place this red disc in the fourth slot. Ha! Connected four, got ya' diagonally. Now randomly discard one card from your hand.

Neo Emolga
03-27-2006, 12:16 PM
Agh, NP, you're good. Okay, I'll place this red disc in the fourth slot. Ha! Connected four, got ya' diagonally. Now randomly discard one card from your hand.

Well, looks I won't be needing that Lava Burst anymore.

But, Ill lay down my Labyrinth Wall in defense mode, using my Vorse Raider as tribute. And good luck trying to get that Charlie Horse out of there, I already got the Funny Bone. ;)

Meanwhile...

*Emerges from the black hole as the mighty holy angel Neo, and slams DarkGardevoir with the Divine Arcane Warhammer of Holy Judgment, dealing 4,692 HP damage, and inflicts him with Berserk, Bleeding, and Death Sentence adnormalities.*

*Laughs as DG can do nothing but attack unsuccessfully before he drops dead.*

NightBreaker
03-28-2006, 08:23 PM
*walks up to Neo and kicks him in the balls*

*walks away*

Neo Emolga
03-29-2006, 12:44 PM
*Runs after NightBreaker, cuts off her arms and legs and straps her to a chair in front of a TV playing nothing but Veggie Tales over and over again.*

NightBreaker
03-29-2006, 05:20 PM
*Runs after NightBreaker, cuts off her arms and legs and straps her to a chair in front of a TV playing nothing but Veggie Tales over and over again.*
^_^ Yay! Veggie Tales!

*uses psychic powers to imprint the memories of Larry the cucumber's dances forever in NP's mind*

*NP starts dancing the Buffalo song, but gets attacked by the asparagus with the monocle*

pokemonjuggalo1
03-31-2006, 10:34 AM
just walking by the pplz on the forum and there on the ground is my favortie weapon a hactet and i say "I WILL KILL YOU ALL" and go beserk almost kills pidge then imm al like looking like this
:goofy: :crackup: :cool: alll at once cause i grew two more heads

Neo Emolga
03-31-2006, 01:36 PM
^_^ Yay! Veggie Tales!

*uses psychic powers to imprint the memories of Larry the cucumber's dances forever in NP's mind*

*NP starts dancing the Buffalo song, but gets attacked by the asparagus with the monocle*

o.O

*Getting whacked by the asparagus snaps him out of his dance. Uses his Two-Handed Sword of Ultimate Infernal Chaos+60, and slashes the asparagus into pieces. Then pulls out his HK-G11E and blasts Larry the cucumber with the caseless rounds.*

*Then looks to NightBreaker, pulls out his Magical Fairy Wand of Springtime Happiness and turns her and the rest of her family and relatives into ducks and frogs, and sells them all to a French restaurant. Uses the money to buy a black GTO, and then rides off into the sunset.*

Pidgeot79
04-01-2006, 04:23 AM
Ugh, who let NP take over t3h l00kie!

*I disambugate 22 CC paramounts of ceno-fusion blood and retract only the sterodic parts with a base of A. I drink the concoction and press my magic button. NP is now in a cage full of rabid dogs and a bunny. ^_^*

Neo Emolga
04-01-2006, 05:08 AM
*Quickly uses his Magical Fairy Wand of Springtime Happiness to turn all the rabid dogs into carrots, which of course the bunny consumes right away. Thanking Neo for this bountiful homage, the bunny then hops toward Neo, and uses his magical powers to turn Neo into Ultimate Happy Pwning Bunny.*

*Smashes the cage to release himself and his new bunny friend, and then turns to Pidge.*

*Uses Ultimate Power Blizataken Sie Deviant Siphon Striker on Pidge, dealing 43,4$2k# HP damage. Pidge is now Confused, Paralyzed, and has earned Siamese Cat status. Before the end of the day, Pidge must pay tribute of Twinkies to Alan Greenspan and the Homewrecker Laser Cannon or his account will be terminated.*

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-01-2006, 05:40 AM
*Runs Neo Pikachu over with a tractor, and then uses his karate skills that he learned from Jackie Chan to continously beat Neo Pikachu*

Ultima Shadow
04-01-2006, 06:08 AM
*Brings out a flamethrower*
PF2000: AAAH!
*Burns random rope*
PF2000: You missed...
*Anvil falls on Pokemon_Fan_2000*

pokemonjuggalo1
04-01-2006, 10:18 AM
*Brings out a flamethrower*
PF2000: AAAH!
*Burns random rope*
PF2000: You missed...
*Anvil falls on Pokemon_Fan_2000*
take out my hatchet and goes over i diont kare if u trie to kill me im a juggalo so itlle only make me luagh *swings the hachet at mitchs head and and rips off his nut bone wicked clown style and says "anything goes on the jokers wild"(a game show hosted by vilante jay)*aplause*pplz start to laugh and cheer and clap thier hands*

Pidgeot79
04-01-2006, 06:50 PM
Not so fast NP, I pay 990 grackle mackle saver points and I get to skip my End Phase and I gain 2121111 HP. I then visit Nurse Joy's house and after some alone time I recover from all statuses! Next I use Kazimore Hermisphere Laxkast Porkeos Nujhigs Blitzreik'd Forcorn Level 8 Magiscore Ponticate! You get police'd. Now everytime you attack you must say hi to Officer Cowmyandooooo.

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-01-2006, 06:56 PM
*Cuts off pidge's head with a samurai sword and continuously smashes it with a sledge hammer*

Neo Emolga
04-01-2006, 07:04 PM
*Cuts off pidge's head with a samurai sword and continuously smashes it with a sledge hammer*

You are sooo unoriginal... :P

*Laughs at Pidges feeble attempt to halt him, and then uses his Ultimate Happy Pwning Bunny powers to call forward his army of bug-eyed aliens from Neptune, who then bury Pidge under tons of Iams cat food.*

*Whacks Pokemon Fan 2000s head off with a 5-iron golf club.*

You get what you give!

Pidgeot79
04-01-2006, 07:24 PM
You forget NP that I am part cat (1/116)! I chow on the Iams cat food and gain extraordinary energy and fatness! I then place bowling pins in front of NP and roll to him, getting a strike and kapowing NP!

pokemonjuggalo1
04-01-2006, 07:28 PM
*finds a katana onm the ground then i say JUNK**then i find a hatchet again my favoprite weapon and goes over to the guy with the "smauri sowrd"(realy called a katna) and gives it to him**then i kill him sooooo hard and kill his soul but befor i killed his soul he treid to kill me but im a juggalo and it only made me laugh then i killed him

Neo Emolga
04-01-2006, 07:44 PM
*finds a katana onm the ground then i say JUNK**then i find a hatchet again my favoprite weapon and goes over to the guy with the "smauri sowrd"(realy called a katna) and gives it to him**then i kill him sooooo hard and kill his soul but befor i killed his soul he treid to kill me but im a juggalo and it only made me laugh then i killed him

http://www.geocities.com/sotto-voce/pancake_bunny.jpg


*Gets smacked by the enormously fat feline Pidge, throwing him into the air and causing him to lose his Super Happy Pwning Bunny powers and abilities.*

*Quickly jumps into a Hind-D, takes off into the air, and pounds him with a swarm of 80-mm S-8 rockets! Laughs as the over fattened Pidge can do nothing but watch before he explodes!*

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-01-2006, 08:10 PM
*Gives Neo Pikachua Icee, causing him to get a brain freeze*
*Takes the opportunity to lock Neo Pikachu inside a room with nothing but a Michael Jackson poster inside, Neo Pikachu faints because of the poster's hideousness*

Frostbit
04-01-2006, 08:37 PM
*Orders Chinese dragon to destory everything*

I win! I win! I wi-*Gets stoped on.*

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-03-2006, 02:00 AM
*Whacks Frostbit in the head with a Gameboy Color*

Neo Emolga
04-03-2006, 05:11 PM
*Wakes up and puts on his Spectra-Vision goggles, protecting him from the evilness of Michael Jackson.*

*Then turns to Pokemon Fan 2000, and pulls out his Homewrecker and aims it at him, blasting him with the power of Cougar Fragment.*

*Sends Pokemon Fan 2000 spirialing into a jail cell, where he does not pass Go and collect $200, gets bent over a bench by Rambo the home owner, and gets hung upsidedown in the shower stall while scalding hot water rains on his nads.*

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-03-2006, 05:21 PM
*Calls his possy to break him out of jail*
*Throws a wrench at Neo Pikachu, knocking him unconscious*
*Uses his magical powers to send Neo Pikachu to the sun, causing him to burn up*

Neo Emolga
04-03-2006, 05:32 PM
*Flies into the burning sun and through the magical power of his Magical Fairy Wand of Springtime Happiness, he gains the power of fire while blazing flames surround him.*

*Flies back toward Earth with blazing embers in his wake, and then summons a swarm of violet blazing fireballs toward Pokemon Fan 2000, searing him with the power of Etheral Pyrotechnics. Pokemon Fan 2000 takes 45,293 of HP damage, turning him into a flaming, hideous zombie. Then forces him to perform on American Idol, where his hideous voice is laughed at all over the nation for generations to come.*

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-03-2006, 05:57 PM
*Drinks Magical Lemonade, causing me to gain 45,293 HP*
*Erases everyones memories, causing them to forget about the American Idol incident*
*Uses Sprit Bomb on Neo Pikachu, causing him to get blown to tiny peices*

Neo Emolga
04-03-2006, 06:13 PM
*Gets blown to bits, but then his spirit is released and becomes Supreme Archangel of Divine Judgment, Neo Pikachu.*

*Flies over to Pokemon Fan 2000 with his giant majestic wings and then smashes him with his Ultimate Blazing Warhammer of Thor, crushing Pokemon Fan 2000 so badly that he gets magically sent to the Jurassic age, where dinosaurs feast on his gooey remains.*

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-03-2006, 06:19 PM
*Becomes reincarnated as a dinosaur, uses a super-sized time machine to get back to present time, bringing back a dinosaur possy with him*

*Turns himself and other dinosaurs to soul eaters and ghostbusters*

*Crushes Neo Pikachu in the palm of his hands, and blasts him with his ghostbusting powers, while all dinosaurs eat his soul*

Finch
04-03-2006, 06:19 PM
*Falls over and goes to sleep, and then dies of old age*

I'm not so sure I'm doing this right.

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-03-2006, 06:21 PM
*Laughs at finch and eats his soul*

EDIT: I'm gonna go eat lunch. I'll continue beating you guys up when i'm back.:biggrin: :biggrin:

Neo Emolga
04-03-2006, 06:30 PM
*Climbs into the body of the dinosaur that tries to eat his soul, and gains so much firey energy that the dinosaur gets lit on fire and explodes. Then, turns the rest of the dinosaurs into football helmets, ending their reign of terror.*

*Smashes Pokemon Fan 2000's ghostbusting gun to the ground as it is futile against his holy powers. Then magically turns Pokemon Fan 2000 into a pile a sugar, seconds before a horde of fat, greedy children run up to it and start snarfing it down.

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-03-2006, 06:44 PM
*Takes over the fat kid who ate him's body*
*Turns into MEGA FAT KID, Making him an ultra fat giant*
*Breaks of a peice of a bguilding and smashes it into Neo Pikachu*
*And then sucks in air, causing a black hole, making Neo Pikachu end up in a different dimension*
*And then closes his mouth, sealing Neo Pikachu away forever*

Espeon Rinage
04-03-2006, 06:47 PM
Me: What u locked another thread!

Neo: Why, yes i sure did

Me: you, You, You MOD

Runs to NEO kicks him in balls takes all of his padlocks and for the heack of it, kicks his balls agian.

Neo Startes to cry

Neo: Oh, No my padlocks, how will i lock ppls threads now.

Finch
04-03-2006, 06:50 PM
*Shoots Espeon with a shut up gun*

Neo Emolga
04-03-2006, 06:55 PM
*Hits the reset button the PS2, stuffs in his Gameshark, and gives himself all the powers and abilities he ever wants.*

*Reaches Pokemon Fan 2000, the butt-ugly MEGA FAT KID, and unleashes a roundhouse kick of GIGA PAIN, dealing 15,293 HP damage. Then attacks with his SUPERFURY BLAZING HYPERSTRIKER SWORD OF CHAOS +2500, dealing 78,392 damage to Pokemon Fan 2000. And then finishes him off by summoning the mighty king of dragons Bahamut, who unleashes a massive beam of ultra energy, blasting Pokemon Fan 2000 for 143,293 HP damage, opening up his stomach and spilling out his guts like a can of refried beans.*

*Then looks to Espeon Rinage, and attacks him with the SUPERFURY BLAZING HYPERSTRIKER SWORD OF CHAOS +2500, dealing 81,438 HP damage. Then throws him into a woodchipper, cutting up Espeon Rinage into bloody little chunks.*

Owned!

Espeon Rinage
04-03-2006, 06:56 PM
*Shoots Espeon with a shut up gun*

*Does the MATRIX and smacks finch with a malet*

*Them he wacks Finch over the head with Neo's Padlocks*

*Then pegs it*

Neo Emolga
04-03-2006, 07:05 PM
*Wraps two of his special padlocks around Espeon Rinage's neck, and then gets two giant trucks to hook up to the locks and pull away from each other, ripping off Espeon Rinage's head with a nice, rigid cut.*

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-03-2006, 07:09 PM
*Escapes the fat kid's body at the last second, turns back into his regular self*
*Paper cuts Espeon Rinage with YuGiOh cards, and then summons his army of monkeys to kill and eat the crap out of Espeon Rinage*
*Freezes Neo Pikachu with an Ice Gun, and leaves him in Antartica, as to never break free*

Finch
04-03-2006, 07:22 PM
*Becomes completely invincible and wins t3h L00kie*

Owned.

Espeon Rinage
04-03-2006, 07:38 PM
*Becomes completely invincible and wins t3h L00kie*

Owned.

Turns to Zombie.

Use heat sences and sees finch murders

*me turn to vampire*

Finch
04-03-2006, 07:49 PM
*Attacks Espeon Rinage with a super-effective Good Grammar Attack*

It's a One Hit KO!

NightBreaker
04-03-2006, 08:31 PM
*forces Finch to listen to Marvin the robot talking about his veiw of the universe*

*Finch commits suicide from absolute horror*

pwned

Finch
04-03-2006, 08:35 PM
*Gets pwned*

*Is revived from pwnage and drowns NB in fish snot*

NightBreaker
04-03-2006, 08:46 PM
*Gets pwned*

*Is revived from pwnage and drowns NB in fish snot*
*returns to life as the fish snot monster and hugs Finch*

*Finch screams 'Queen Victoria' and runs into the middle of a road where he is run over by NP*

*NP can't see through the tangled mass of intestines and soda pop from his stomach and crashes into a bunny who retaliates with its ultra fuzzy-wuzzy hug of doom*

*bunny stuffs his evil cupcakes up NP's throat and NP becomes NB's slave*

*NB orders NP to destroy all lookie members*

*NP kills all lookie members and dances the Irish jig on top of Finch's remains*

gun6
04-03-2006, 09:43 PM
*makes everybody depressed*

You might be invincible, Finch, but nobody can prevent emotional damage!
Mwahahahaha!

NightBreaker
04-03-2006, 10:14 PM
*makes everybody depressed*

You might be invincible, Finch, but nobody can prevent emotional damage!
Mwahahahaha!
You can't make me depressed! I'm been at that point for the last few months.

*grabs gun and forces him to watch a Theo Holton video shortly followed by Barney: Loving and Hugging*

*gun screams and loses his voice, which Ursala put in her shell and runs .... or swims .... or creeps .... away with it to sing to Prince Whatever with it*

*Ursala's new voice sounds horrible; Prince doesn't like her; she kills the Prince; Ariel gets sold to a sushi shop; gun is used as a stunt man for Jaws 5, but they forgot their shark was real and left him out alone with it*

Neo Emolga
04-04-2006, 02:28 PM
*Is NB's slave due to the evil cupcakes*

*Sticks two #2 pencils in gun's nose with the points heading inward, and then smashes his face into a desk, sending the pencils into this tiny brain. Gun loses the little that's left of his mind, and starts thinking he's a fish. In his helplessness, he runs for the water, dives in and drowns.*

*Pours milk into a bowl of Golden Grahams, and then hands it to NB.*

I hate mermaids.

IT
04-04-2006, 03:35 PM
*slams Neo with a hockey stick, waves a Finnish flag and hopes to come back to pe2k this week*

Neo Emolga
04-04-2006, 03:43 PM
*slams Neo with a hockey stick, waves a Finnish flag and hopes to come back to pe2k this week*

*Ties up IT in a hammock, and stuffs a Snickers bar down his ear cannal. Then hooks up a massive stero system, grabs a mike, and blasts all the sound at him to see if he can still hear him.*

Huutoni Saa nyrkkinne taivasta takomaan!

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-04-2006, 10:34 PM
*Shoots the crap out of Neo Pikachu with a paintball gun*
*Then runs him over with a school bus*

NightBreaker
04-06-2006, 02:52 AM
*Shoots the crap out of Neo Pikachu with a paintball gun*
*Then runs him over with a school bus*
*takes a taco and begins to stuff it down PF's bellybutton, but realizes in horror that his bellybutton is filled with a mossy forest where Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward are wandering around worshiping the 'Magic Conch Shell'*

*PF has been overcome with the sudden urge to brush in between his toes, which .... are too horrible to describe*

*takes PF's foot and puts on a gas mask while sticking his toes in front of everyone*

*everyone faints from the fumes*

Nasty Plasty
04-06-2006, 02:56 AM
*wears gas mask himself*

*Slits Nightbreaker's throat releasing PF*

*attaches bomb that will explode if I die killing everybody in the universe*

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-06-2006, 03:02 AM
*Is invincible to the fumes of my toes due to them being mines*
*Puts a sock on his hand and puts his sock-covered hand into NightBreaker's mouth yelling "SOCKO!"*

Nasty Plasty
04-06-2006, 03:04 AM
*Pulls out gun and aims it at self*

If anybody kills PF I will kill myself and set off the bomb.

*kills next poster with a fart*

Ultima Shadow
04-06-2006, 03:08 AM
*Due to blocked nose, fart is ineffective*
*Hits Pokemon_Fan_2000 and Chao Breeder each with a steel baseball bat, leaving them injured, but not dead*
Me: Heh.

Nasty Plasty
04-06-2006, 03:09 AM
*Due to blocked nose, fart is ineffective*
*Hits Pokemon_Fan_2000 and Chao Breeder each with a steel baseball bat, leaving them injured, but not dead*
Me: Heh.

*kills with fart germs.*

Me: Duh.

Ultima Shadow
04-06-2006, 03:11 AM
*Manages to release Pokemon, who die, but are turned into ghosts and start haunting Chao Breeder*
Me: Hey, wait... I can't be killed, 'cos I'm already dead... mwa ha ha...
*Gets ghost Pokemon to attack, killing Chao Breeder, setting off the bomb, and killing everyone else as well*

Nasty Plasty
04-06-2006, 03:13 AM
*Manages to release Pokemon, who die, but are turned into ghosts and start haunting Chao Breeder*
Me: Hey, wait... I can't be killed, 'cos I'm already dead... mwa ha ha...
*Gets ghost Pokemon to attack, killing Chao Breeder, setting off the bomb, and killing everyone else as well*
*never died and points out you can't use Pokemon*

*kills for breaking the rules with the power of Tamer San*

Espeon Rinage
04-06-2006, 03:20 AM
Hey guys, since most of this is death, shall we use this on the front page

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e333/Espeon12/DeadCat.png <<<< if its a illegal picture im sorry i had no idea.

Nasty Plasty
04-06-2006, 03:21 AM
Hey guys, since most of this is death, shall we use this on the front page

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e333/Espeon12/DeadCat.png <<<< if its a illegal picture im sorry i had no idea.
*Kills ugly looking person and let's the guy with the bullethole in his head go free after a hug.*

Espeon Rinage
04-06-2006, 03:24 AM
actuly you have not seen my physical apperance so you cant shoot a ugly guy, beacause im not

Come back to life as a vampire then stalks the fourm, finds CB and sucks [to annoy you]HER[/to annoy you] Dry, then with more power runs back to sleep.


Anyway: do u wanna use it?

Nasty Plasty
04-06-2006, 03:25 AM
*gets changed back to a man and breathes garlic on vampire Espeon Rinage*

*Sneaks into retirement home and draws blood so now I am revived at 100% Health*

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-06-2006, 05:07 AM
*Transforms into THE HULK, and searches for Espeon Rinage*
*Finds and beats the crap out of Espeon Rinage*
*Uses Special Beam Cannon on Espeon Rinage and it blows of half of his body*
*Lights the other half on fire and has a bonfire*

DarkGardevoir
04-06-2006, 04:01 PM
*picks a giant axe, wears a Viking's helmet and cuts pokemon fan in half like in worms armageddon*

don't tell me you don't know this game...

*calls the USA air force to drop missiles on pokemon fan*

*pokemon fan's parts blow up and dug his own grave in this way*

Neo Emolga
04-06-2006, 04:32 PM
*Stuffs DarkGardevoir into a giant blender and blends him into a nice, pasty liquid. Then pours DarkGardevoir's remains into a water bottle, and then chucks it down a mineshaft.*

Be seeing you!

Sudo
04-06-2006, 06:40 PM
*Pushes Neo down the mine shaft too, followed by a 1 ton sack of baking soda and a 100 gallon bottle of vinagar*

I hope you like bubbles!

*The Master*
04-06-2006, 08:45 PM
*Grabs Flamethrower out of backpack*
Burn Sudo Burn!
*Burns Sudo with Flamethrower*

Finch
04-06-2006, 09:52 PM
*Throws a brick at the master*

..come on, then!

Every Villain Is Lemons
04-06-2006, 10:21 PM
*Comes back reincarnated as Jet Lee*
*Uses super kung-fu shuto chop on DarkGardevior, Knocking his head to the other half of the world*
*Sends evil monkey kung-fu minions to chop DarkGardevior's head and body into 1,000,000 tin peices and bring them back*
*Lights the peices on fire*

Nasty Plasty
04-06-2006, 10:36 PM
NO!!! Poke fan has been killed.

*shoots self in head*

NOW ALL OF YOU SHALL DIE!!

*Bomb blows up killing everybody within an inch wide range*

My burned severed head: That didn't do as much damage as expected.*dies*

Ultima Shadow
04-17-2006, 07:07 AM
*Revives self, then realises he can't do anything, and so will be killed by next poster*
Me: Oh, well...
*Summons a gigantic sword that splits the Earth in two*
Martians: Whee! Now we have a better view of the Sun! ^_^

TDD91
04-17-2006, 09:16 AM
*Summons the great beast of Hachuiakkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee*

John Prescott! ATTACK!!!

*British Deputy Prime Minister sits on everyone*

NightBreaker
04-17-2006, 12:41 PM
*summons the Knight who says 'Ni!'*

Knight: NI!!!! NI!!!! NI!! NI!!!! NI!!!! Bring us a shrubbery or else!

*GLOW brings back a shrubbery after a series of painful events including jumping off a cliff*

Knight: And so it shall be that the Knights who say 'Ni!' now say 'Ikki Ikki Ikki Ckhatong Ckhatong!!!' Bring us another shrubbery, except with a little pathway and maybe some marigolds and place it right beside THIS shrubbery.

*GLOW brings back the wrong shrubbery and suffers the consequences of hearing the Knights who say 'something' say .... something*

TDD91
04-17-2006, 01:15 PM
Would you me Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ptangzoomboingznougrwwirm?

Matt
04-17-2006, 01:30 PM
Matt: I don't get it!

*summons giant annoying wind-up monkey with symbols toy which slams Alex's head in with its annoying monkey symbols*

Matt: Stop talking!

Neo Emolga
04-18-2006, 03:42 PM
*Runs up to Defense and pushes him off a nearby cliff, where he starts rolling all the way down, and comes across an encampment of rednecks and hippies. Defense plays hours and hours of mud wrestling with them all until he realizes hes getting hungry. So he washes himself off, and heads over to the local McDonnalds to get a Big Mac combo. However, he finds out theyre all out of Big Macs so he decides to get a McFlurry instead. He gets his McFlurry, but he sees the M&Ms have been replaced with ants and he freaks out. He complains to the manager, but the manager shrugs and tells him he should take the issue to Fat Harvey who lives half a block down from the McDonnalds. So Defense goes to Fat Harvey but he realizes his shoe laces have come undone and he trips over them and lands face first on the sidewalk. So he gets a bad nosebleed and calls a paramedic. After waiting fifteen minutes and playing his Game Boy DS to kill time an ambulance comes around to help him. However, the doctor on board gets annoyed that the only problem Defense has is a little nosebleed, so he stuffs a big wooden crate of C4 plastic explosives into his pants. Defense gets blown up all the way up through space to Mars, where he meets some aliens that look like Stackers pickles who magically turn him into a daisy flower seed. They throw him back to Earth and plant him in the ground. He springs back up as a pretty daisy flower, but then some hopeless schmuck tears him out of the ground and starts tearing off his petals one by one wondering if his girlfriend loves him or not. So he dies and goes to Heaven as a human, the way he was supposed to be before the Stackers pickles aliens turned him into a daisy. So he meets Saint Peter by the pearly gates but he doesnt like the Limp Bizkit shirt Defense has on, as well as his flock-of-seagulls haircut that he has. Defense tries to plead with him and tell him hes tried to live a good life, and so Saint Peter thinks it over and decides to give Defense one more chance instead of sending him to Hell. So Saint Peter sends him to a completely new planet, and all that Defense can do is watch and wait as his soul creeps closer and closer to this new planet hes never seen before. And so everything blanks out for Defense, and when he wakes up, the next thing he realizes is

hes a Pikachu.*

TDD91
04-18-2006, 04:10 PM
*Throws a Radioactive Penguin at NP*

Now we shall see who'se Moose is more Loose!

boltAge
04-18-2006, 04:14 PM
In a cliff somewhere in the snowy mountains of Kanto, a crimson cape flies majestically. Its wearer sports a towering physique that intimidates the fiercest Arcanines. With a leap, he landed on his Dragonair who precisely timed its flight in. The mysterious man gave his obedient serpent an assuring pat, proceeding to say, "To battle." His voice echoed through the peaks and valleys, giving its hearers a shiver down their spine. It seemed that the legend that the Old Prophet once spoke of has finally awaken.

Somewhere in Saffron City...

"Forretress, use Withdraw and tackle it!" a young chap shouted.

Sabrina, talented leader of the Saffron GYM, was challenged by a determined young trainer from Pewter City, Cliff. To the few who knew of the battle, the battle was over before it began. No trainer has ever defeated Sabrina in a GYM challenge since the Ash Ketchum era. However, this record shook unsteadily as Sabrina's age caught up with her. She had lost the concentration that she was so famous for during battles, causing her Pokemon to fall in power accordingly. Still, Sabrina was the most powerful GYM leader and she looked to defend that title. Cliff stared at her soulless apperance, but would not be afraid for he has come this far and he would not give up without an earth-shattering battle.

"Fire Punch," a cold voice whispered. Sabrina's Pokemon, Alakazam, readied a fiery punch on its fist as Forretress came flying at it. The two powerful force clashed and a loud bang and bright flash followed. Forretress was left unconcious on the floor.

"Forretress! No!" Cliff cried. He rushed to hug his steel shell Pokemon but knocked into an invisible psychic barrier barring trainers from contact with their Pokemon. "You indespicable..."

Suddenly, Sabrina stood up. Cliff stepped backwards, expecting a fiery response from her. Sabrina, however, was not to be concerned with this young child's rude behavior and closed her eyes. Her eyebrows twitched.

"He is here."

suddenly a kamikaze watermelon appeared from nowhere and crashed into Neo Pikachu, killing him instantly

*The Master*
04-19-2006, 11:17 PM
*Throws Raik into Serebii*

Feel the wrath of the n00bs. xD

TDD91
04-19-2006, 11:23 PM
*Sells Master to B&Q for 5 and a Doughnut*

Nothing stops B&Q! [DIY Chain]

NightBreaker
04-19-2006, 11:26 PM
*Throws Raik into Serebii*

Feel the wrath of the n00bs. xD
*takes out her wand and turns The Master into a pixie with long, curly, blond hair with a pretty pink dress with sparkling, lacy frills and matching underwear, bra, ballet shoes, mascara, lipstick and tampons*

:D

*The Master has come under the irresistible urge to dance the nutcracker and kills Alex and Raik in the process, who both come back to life as pixies with pretty, sparkly mascara, lipstick, dresses and wings*

*The Master*
04-19-2006, 11:26 PM
*throw's keyboard at GLOW*
Happy Now!?

TDD91
04-19-2006, 11:28 PM
How did you know? =D I wanna be a woman!

*Drives NB insane with girly talks and discussions about the fittest guys*

*The Master*
04-19-2006, 11:32 PM
*Joins in*
Secretly tells GLOW that the ugliest person ever loves him.

NightBreaker
04-19-2006, 11:41 PM
How did you know? =D I wanna be a woman!

*Drives NB insane with girly talks and discussions about the fittest guys*
*shuts her eyes* No! Anything but that! I hate girly talks and talking about .... boyfriends *cringes*

*takes out her whip and forces The Master and Alex to make cupcakes*

Did I mention I made the icing out of radioactive bird poo and the dough used to be clay mixed with dung?

*takes the horrible cupcakes and stuffs them down The Master and Alex's throat. Both die from food poisoning*

*The Master*
04-19-2006, 11:45 PM
*shuts her eyes* No! Anything but that! I hate girly talks and talking about .... boyfriends *cringes*

*takes out her whip and forces The Master and Alex to make cupcakes*

Did I mention I made the icing out of radioactive bird poo and the dough used to be clay mixed with dung?

*takes the horrible cupcakes and stuffs them down The Master and Alex's throat. Both die from food poisoning*
I love Food Poisining. Dances round shouting out dating tips and boy bands.

TDD91
04-20-2006, 05:25 PM
Oh my god, I can't believe she's wearing that skirt with that tube top, has she lost all fashion sense? You really need to get a manicure babe.

Neo Emolga
04-20-2006, 05:54 PM
LAMO, NightBreaker, you rule at Lookie.

*Comes back to life as Archangel Neo Pikachu, who then hands Alex a big bucket of bleach. The smell and fumes burn his eyes, so he quickly rushes to the eye doctor to get them checked. He goes through an exam and reads the letters off of the board, which end up being U S U C K. Alex goes into a frenzy from the incriminating subliminal message, puts on a grass skirt and Hawaiian lei, and is suddenly forced to participate in Survivor: Antarctica by the NRA for his accounts of indecency. Everyone else in the entire tribe except for Alex dies opening day, the creators of the show get sued and are forced to work at Burger King to lick the toilets clean, and Alex is then sent on the quest to improve his 56K dial up connection. So, he attempts to steal the wireless connection of a nearby corporate headquarters, except hes caught doing so (in his grass skirt and Hawaiian lei no less), and the corporation he was stealing from hires him as a stress reliever for employees to kick and squeeze to relieve their stress. The following actions result in Alex going postal, disco, and techno (in his grass skirt and Hawaiian lei no less), and so he makes shooting all his coworkers while listening to loud Japanese rap music a pastime of his, which eventually gets himself shot in the knee by Rambo the home owner. The following action makes Alex end up in the hospital, where they perform a full lobotomy and switch his brains with a nearby chicken, so Alex can cluck around and eat chicken feed for the rest of his days (in his grass skirt and Hawaiian lei no less).*

TDD91
04-20-2006, 06:08 PM
Bucarck! *Cluck Cluck Cluck*

*Pecks Neo's Eyes out*

Neo Emolga
04-20-2006, 06:14 PM
*Restores his eyes to normal health using Holy Light level 3*

*Then take his Mighty Blazing Nighthammer of Thor's Judgment and sends it smashing down on Alex, dealing 793,238 HP damage to him, causing him to get a "GAME OVER" screen and he pees in his pants when he realizes he forgot to save his game after three hours of playing. He smashes his Playstation, and a big chunk of plastic flies through his skull and wipes out all the logical aspects of his brain, causing him to be a very illogical person from now on (in his grass skirt and Hawaiian lei no less).

TDD91
04-20-2006, 06:16 PM
*Pours a teapot over Neo's head and switches his holy water with cat pee*

Now who's Moose is Loose?

Neo Emolga
04-20-2006, 06:36 PM
*Pours a teapot over Neo's head and switches his holy water with cat pee*

Now who's Moose is Loose?

*Shoves the teapot, the cat pee, a moose, and a bouncing Stewie far up Alex's butt, which ends up being so much crap that he explodes into chunks. Wipes up the chunks into a dustpan and throws it all into a trash compactor, smashing Alex's remains into even smaller bits.*

TDD91
04-20-2006, 06:46 PM
*Steps to the side while a large herd of Moose's charge at Neo, his head explodes whilst the tries o rationalise whether the plural of Moose is Mooses, Meeses, Moose, or what*

Neo Emolga
04-20-2006, 07:01 PM
*Turns the moose herd into a bunch of pink mice with his Magical Fairy Wand of Springtime Happiness. Then magically turns Alex into a mermaid and sells his body to a steakhouse where he passes for easy steak & salmon samplers, $16.95 an entree.*

*Then turns to The Master and turns him into a coot lil' fluffy white bunny.*

IT
04-20-2006, 07:15 PM
*pees in Neo's pants*

Neo Emolga
04-20-2006, 07:25 PM
*Turns IT into a fluffy white kitty, where he is then squeezed and huggled by swarms of girly schoolchildren, pinching his fluffy white cheeks and stroking his back enough times to make him think his skin is being torn off.*

Clutch
04-20-2006, 08:14 PM
*joins in out of nowhere*

*Pee's in own pants giving him the power to blow buubles of radioactive waste which form in the shape of little fishies*

*Blows buubles at NP and saves the day*

chaos_on_the_internet
04-20-2006, 08:22 PM
this thread has a really bad thread name

miyoun
04-20-2006, 08:39 PM
this thread has a really bad thread name

you have a bad thread name.

Woodchuck
04-20-2006, 09:06 PM
*Blows up AR with a rocket launcher, and brings him back to life so he can blow him up again*

That was fun!

*Goes off to play with IT the kitty*

Clutch
04-20-2006, 09:28 PM
*Sees Tyvoke*

*Glaces around so no one is watching*

*Takes out a harmless squeaky rubb-a-dubb-dubb bath time ducky*

*Tyvoke isn't looking*

*Squeaks the ducky!*

*Tyvoke dies of a heart attack due to being scared of the squeak*

Woodchuck
04-21-2006, 02:25 PM
*Comes back to life using a moogle he found in the spirit world*
I will drive this moogle through your skull!
*AR runs*
Come back here!
*runs after AR. Throws moogle at AR's head and knocks him out cold*:eh:

Clutch
04-21-2006, 08:17 PM
*Comes back to life using a moogle he found in the spirit world*
I will drive this moogle through your skull!
*AR runs*
Come back here!
*runs after AR. Throws moogle at AR's head and knocks him out cold*:eh:

(psst I'm AP, not AR) :P

...anyways



*Runs to Beverly Hills, USA*

*Collects all the celebrities that live there*

*They all form and angry mob*

*Then they mistake you for a camera man and kick you in the crotch and run*

Woodchuck
04-21-2006, 09:54 PM
(psst I'm AP, not AR) :P
*Slaps forehead* sorry, I got confused for a second


...anyways



*Runs to Beverly Hills, USA*

*Collects all the celebrities that live there*

*They all form and angry mob*

*Then they mistake you for a camera man and kick you in the crotch and run*
*Uses mind control on the mob and makes them trample AP*
Take that!
*kicks AP and runs*

Clutch
04-21-2006, 10:00 PM
*Regains consiousness from the evil trample*

*Takes out a peice of bazzoka brand bubble gum*

*Blows it*

*Blows bubble so large that I start to fly up in the air*

*Takes out gun*

*Shoots down evil living trash cans out of gun from the sky*

*Trash cans land on ground and eat you alive*

MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

TDD91
04-23-2006, 02:10 AM
*Gives AP a rubber duck and runs*

Woodchuck
04-23-2006, 02:39 AM
*trips G.L.O.W.*
Hehehe...
*pulls out a machine gun and peppers AP's rubber duck*
I hate squeaky things!

InvertrevnI
04-23-2006, 04:00 AM
RF Brand kill all in a can, sure to whoop all these losers.

What it is? A severe missingno glitch.

*You are all deleted*

Someotherguy: Theres a problem with that/
Me: What?
Someotherguy: You die too.

XP

Clutch
04-23-2006, 04:37 PM
*Looks inside a toilet*

*Jumps in*

*Enters toilet world*

*Obtains all toilet fairies who a capable of destroying anything on Earth.*

*Climbs back out of toilet*

*Finds RF*

*Kills him with obtained Toilet fairies*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :]

IT
04-23-2006, 04:45 PM
*amplifies Amplified Pikachu*

*notices that Ampflied Pikachu was already amplified*

TDD91
04-23-2006, 04:57 PM
*Shoves a chopstick 6 inches up IT's arse and runs*

Clutch
04-23-2006, 05:17 PM
*amplifies Amplified Pikachu*

*notices that Ampflied Pikachu was already amplified*

That just goes to show I rule :]

IT
04-23-2006, 05:30 PM
*Shoves a chopstick 6 inches up IT's arse and runs*

*pulls the chopstick out and orders some Chinese food*

*eats the food with the chopstick*

Woodchuck
04-23-2006, 05:55 PM
*Steals IT's Chinese food, and deamplifies AP*
Now IT is hungry and AP is not awesome! muahahaha!:crackup: