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Pikachu_Oi
03-04-2007, 08:49 PM
Ok post a way to get kicked out of the store without stealing!

1. Bring your cats and dump out all the cat litter!

Alienshroom
03-04-2007, 08:50 PM
Pull down your pants and walk around.

Pikachu_Oi
03-04-2007, 08:51 PM
chew on a nbarbie's head and when someone stares at you yell "GET YOUR OWN!!!"

Pooka
03-04-2007, 08:52 PM
Shout "If you don't kick me out of this store I'm gonna start stealing stuff!"

Negative Zone
03-04-2007, 08:53 PM
Take a Dora doll. Throw it on the ground. And when someone comes to pick it up say: Swiper no swiping!

Pikachu_Oi
03-04-2007, 08:58 PM
Scream in everyones ear "FLAPDOODLE" at least 12 times.

ZadokRox
03-04-2007, 09:19 PM
Repeatly ask the clerk, "When is 'Duke Nukem Forever' coming out?".

slashy
03-04-2007, 09:24 PM
go um to the manager of a buger king store and ask

can i have a cheeze burger with no cheeze?

he says so u want a hambuger

u say, no, i want a cheeze buger with no cheeze

he says there the same figgn thing

u say, can i talk with the manager... bla bal bla.:crackup:

Linoone
03-04-2007, 09:24 PM
Eat cheese that explodes and it explodes only when you eat part of it

slashy
03-04-2007, 09:34 PM
take pics of random peple with a camera. one of the ones that makes u see spots when u flash someone. i did it once and got kicked out.:neutral:

Pikachu_Oi
03-04-2007, 10:19 PM
Bring sonniku-chu and tell him to run while volt-tackling!

Alienshroom
03-04-2007, 10:21 PM
Go to the check out and start eating the candy.

Pikachu_Oi
03-04-2007, 10:25 PM
Try to eat someone's head

Linoone
03-04-2007, 10:37 PM
Eat air that blows up

Pikachu_Oi
03-04-2007, 10:44 PM
Bring Sonniku-chu and Sonniku-zagoon

Alienshroom
03-04-2007, 10:45 PM
Bring cow poo into the store and rub it on the food.

Pikachu_Oi
03-04-2007, 10:54 PM
Trip everyone!!! a lot!!!

Matt
03-04-2007, 11:57 PM
Shove the products off of a shelf and lay down to sleep on it.

Hoshika
03-05-2007, 12:00 AM
Keep watching the TVs on display inside the store. When somebody tries to walk in front of you, tell them, "Do you MIND?! I'm watching football!!" even if it's not football.

LordZangoose
03-05-2007, 12:06 AM
Come in with a fake gun that shoots excrement and pretend to hold a guy hostage and shoot poo all over his face.

Ridley
03-05-2007, 12:10 AM
Pretend the cash registers are urinals.

Blue_Dragon_Mew
03-05-2007, 12:18 AM
Repetedly ask random people question and when it's answered... do the same thing with another question over and over again.
And
Do other random things to annoy people(ex. poking at random moments).

Lil Bro of Doom
03-05-2007, 12:23 AM
do not take this wrong but it is the #1 way come in nude.

Pikachu_Oi
03-06-2007, 11:41 PM
Sniff everyone ha ha ha.

c0rpsek1lla
03-07-2007, 12:01 AM
Take a megaphone and yell, "I WANT TO EAT SOME FROZEN YOGURT!" 5,000,000 times.

Pikachu_Oi
03-07-2007, 12:10 AM
Run around screaming FRED FRED BURGER FRED FRED BURGER FRED FRED BURGER FRED FRED BURGER!

c0rpsek1lla
03-07-2007, 12:16 AM
Hehe, you got the joke.

Tell the cook at McDonalds you want a burger with 7 patties, sourdough buns, horshradish, ranch dressing, toenails, and a pancake on top, and if he makes it, throw it at him.

Spartan MK-6
03-07-2007, 02:01 AM
if you see any people in those huge costumes, keep kicking them or when you want to buy something and the cashier says "you dont have enough money for this" take the thing out of its packaging and throw/beat up the cashier with it.

Blue-
03-07-2007, 02:23 AM
Spill ranch dressing on your shirt, get your hands covered in the stuff, then run to the nearest car dealer ship, body slam the front of a car on display, thus spewing Ranch on the car. xD

Blue_Dragon_Mew
03-07-2007, 02:58 AM
Bring the worst possible thing to the store. Ex. A hungry dog to a supermarket.

KOR
03-07-2007, 03:17 AM
Stand in the corner kneeling and when someone asks whats wrong attack them WWE style.

LordZangoose
03-07-2007, 12:25 PM
Go into the store and go up to everyone and breath in a real husky voice for the longest time and when they ask you something, just interrupt them and go "Wanna see my schlong?" in a Beavis and Butthead voice.

ZadokRox
03-07-2007, 01:01 PM
Take a magic marker and draw mustaches on the faces of the people in the store.

Elmo's Heaven!!
03-12-2007, 07:39 PM
Yell random things while running around naked.

ZadokRox
03-12-2007, 11:58 PM
Dance on the counter.

Operative
03-13-2007, 01:44 AM
Go to a grocery and sell food with out asking permission to sell right in front of the store.

ZadokRox
03-13-2007, 01:29 PM
Walk around and say sentences with the word 'rat' in it, but shout the word 'rat'. Ex: "Oh RATS! I forgot to brng my list." or "My favorite 'Beast Wars' character is RATtrap.".

BeserkerFury
03-14-2007, 12:40 AM
crap in the coolers,bowl wit watermeleons,and replace orange juice with pee

TVTMaster
03-14-2007, 12:46 AM
Blindfold a random n00b, bring him into the store, tell him he's using voice recognition software to post, and let him show his true colors. This works best if telling said n00b that he's in a sprite shop.

Absol Master
03-14-2007, 12:51 AM
Eat 10 hot dogs and say "They were samples!!!"

Chewy
03-14-2007, 04:34 AM
Open a jar of marbles and let them spill all over the floor to trip everyone there! (for extra fun, release some mice)

ZadokRox
03-14-2007, 05:19 PM
Get on the PA system and say, "Attention, customers. For the next five minutes only, everything in your buggy is free!"

Zombie Muse
03-14-2007, 06:16 PM
Walk in with a squirt gun then say, "EVERYBODY THIS IS A HOLD UP, GIVE ME ALL YOU MONEY!" then squirt the guy at the counter and say, "nah, just kidding, now I'd like to go shopping, but I can't find the oranges, where are they?"

mew magician
03-14-2007, 06:28 PM
Put some ice-cream in your shopping kart and walk around for a looooooooong time (until it melts) and then put it back

Zombie Muse
03-14-2007, 06:31 PM
run in only in underwear with foam in your mouth and radomly bite a fellow pedestrian, then go and comp on the cleark.

ZadokRox
03-14-2007, 08:16 PM
Demand to see the manager and when you meet him/her, tickle the manager's underarms and say "Booga, booga!".

Absol Master
03-14-2007, 09:28 PM
Demand to see the manager and when you meet him/her, tickle the manager's underarms and say "Booga, booga!".

:neutral: :crackup:

Eat a whole bag of cheetoes then take a post it and write on it "Want the rest?" Then hand them to the manager

Dialga of time
03-14-2007, 09:41 PM
pee on the mechandise and when people come hand the peed merchandise out

Absol Master
03-14-2007, 09:48 PM
lick all the chocolate bars till they look like poo

Professor Geoffrey
03-14-2007, 09:48 PM
Bring a stero and sing along to the song "I'm- to se*y for my shirt" , and take off the clothes the song mentions. XD

ProffesorNakeds
03-14-2007, 09:54 PM
First off ya' put pudding in the sprinkler system. Then you have to capture babys and or tootlers and put them in your shopping cart. Hold them hostage and make a line that people cant cross made of excess puddin'. If they try and cross it tell them " I found theese babays and im keeping them, so get your hands off, bub. Then push theyre heads back.

TVTMaster
03-14-2007, 10:23 PM
Er, freaky.

Run into the store and constantly try to shove your shoes among people's checkout lines, slowly moving them in the opposite direction and going "bwuuussssshhhhh..." softly as you push their groceries out of the way. Optional: claim your treadmill was broken.

Shozuka
03-14-2007, 10:32 PM
Ask for the manager. Talk to him about nothing. Walk out the store.

Go to a bookstore. Ask for the biggest bok that they have, in a larger size.

Go to a toystore and get those things that let you stick on the wall and buy a ladder.

Go back to that store with the manager. Climb the ladder and stick to the front desk.

Drop the giant book on the manager and the cashier.

Go to the PA and yell.

SUPER SALES!! EVERYTHING FREE!!

Chewy
03-14-2007, 11:00 PM
(If you can) Push over a shelf and let it topple others down until the last one. When asked why you did that, say "Because we are studying the dominoe effect in Science class."

Shozuka
03-14-2007, 11:01 PM
Ooh oooh!!

Go to Dunkin Donuts and break in teh kitchen. Murder the workers and take all of the glazed and jelly donuts+ munchkins.

Absol Master
03-15-2007, 12:03 AM
Take a circular item, some matches and a hot wheels car. Light the circular thing on fire and make the hot wheels car go through it. Optional: Then take some toothpicks, put them up so they say "The Ring of Fire!" then light them up with the matches.

Dialga of time
03-15-2007, 12:26 AM
tell manager the cashiers are gay

ZadokRox
03-15-2007, 01:48 AM
Pull out each magazine from its rack, look at it for a second, say "Crap", and toss it aside.

hell rider
03-15-2007, 02:30 AM
get a babie toy, (bionicles, lego, barbies) and then make it shoot around and say "WOOSH! PLOW! BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!!!" really loud, then most likely youll get kicked out (if your 3 you wont, if your 10-12 they will!

Knightblazer
03-15-2007, 03:14 AM
#60) Drag your coffin in... along with your ticked off annoyed familiar whose mission is to destroy everything in life.

Yeah, that'd do the trick.

Knightblazer

Absol Master
03-15-2007, 10:30 AM
Stare the manager in the eyes for about 5-10 minutes and say nothing. Then start yelling this into the pa system:

I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To buy them is my real test,
To eat them is my cause
I will travel to every isle,
Searching up and down
For everyone will understand
I need food for my hound
CRUNCHY FOOD!

ZadokRox
03-15-2007, 07:25 PM
Enter the store with a very loud musical instrument and play it.

Absol Master
03-16-2007, 12:41 AM
ooh! Good one!

Blow up balloons, take a pin, and pop them right behind people.
Result of completing: Watch the people jump and run away, then laugh as loud as you can.

hell rider
03-16-2007, 03:29 AM
bring a boombox and play a bad song (i belive i can fly, ect) at full blast

Groudon_fan
03-16-2007, 04:16 AM
Fart into the PA.

Zombie Muse
03-16-2007, 07:25 AM
Walk in, take some stuff, eat it secretly, then ask how much it is, then say you only have a nikel, but ate enough to cost a bill to rise to $126.95 with out tax. and you don't that much money.

ZadokRox
03-16-2007, 03:46 PM
Plunder other customers' shopping carts.

Lil Booo
03-16-2007, 04:56 PM
Walk round the store and ask someone to kick you out (literally with their foot), and voila your out!

ZadokRox
03-16-2007, 06:02 PM
Grab some of the 20 oz/1 Lt. drinks and start juggling them. You'll definitely get kicked out if you juggle wine bottles.

Groudon_fan
03-17-2007, 03:33 AM
Cut all the wine bottle corks off, then a flood!

c0rpsek1lla
03-17-2007, 03:48 AM
Fart like Terrance & Phillips at an all you can eat Broccoli 'n' Beans buffet.

hell rider
03-17-2007, 05:45 PM
walk around the isles screaming "UHH!" and stuff

Pikachu_Oi
03-17-2007, 06:37 PM
Pay for some clothing then start eating it in the middle of the store making loud chomping noises.

Groudon_fan
03-17-2007, 07:58 PM
Yell "LEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEENNNNNKKKKKIIIIIINNNSSSS!!!!" Then do a nuklear fart.

c0rpsek1lla
03-17-2007, 08:24 PM
Tell the manager his momma's so ugly she made Stevie Wonder flinch.

MysticAura
03-18-2007, 02:42 AM
Run around the store and kick other customers' butts.

Groudon_fan
03-18-2007, 08:11 PM
Summon a demon to destroy the store.

Blue_Dragon_Mew
03-18-2007, 09:09 PM
Ask to see the maneger. When he comes send him on a wild goose chase for mice/ geese/ burglers/ rats on fire:crackup:. When he leave you have two choices. 1) Steal things from the store when he's not looking or 2) Wait for him to come back, and send him on another wild goose chase, which gives you the same two options.

sonickid01
03-19-2007, 12:08 AM
Get a screwdriver and chisel open the boxes on everything there. Go to the bathroom with them one at a time and drop them in the toilet. Replace every empty box with old 70s disco songs. That should do it.

MysticAura
03-20-2007, 04:18 PM
1) Bring many candles and some matches.
2) Switch off all the lights in the store.
3) Light the candles and place them at various places in the store.
4) Yell into the PA, "Romantic candle-lit dinner! Free food! Hurry up and get your food!"

ZadokRox
03-20-2007, 10:54 PM
Bring in a box of fireworks, set it in the middle of the store, open the box, throw in a lit match, and run.

Shiny Loser
03-27-2007, 01:30 PM
Sing the Uncle f***er song to the manager, including the farts.

ZadokRox
03-28-2007, 12:36 AM
Open up a chocolate bar and use it to write on all the glass and mirrors in the store.

Groudon_fan
04-01-2007, 05:23 PM
Eat A Fire-Breath tablet.

Yggdrasill
04-01-2007, 08:46 PM
Say to the guy running the cash register: "Can you please kick me out of the store?"

spr bhav
04-01-2007, 09:12 PM
You start shouting in the shop... then go on about pokemon in ep.15 and start going crazy about it THEN ask.. do you have the pokemon costume for pikachu when he dies in this ep here, i got a pic of here, Well , what happens is...... *goes on forever*

Groudon_fan
04-01-2007, 09:29 PM
Put giant TVs on every wall and show the porygon episode.

spr bhav
04-01-2007, 09:48 PM
Put giant TVs on every wall and show the porygon episode.
lol, another way is too put petrol around the whole room and set it alight and say:
'Shame on you!'

Dandie Dinmont
04-01-2007, 10:04 PM
Yell "FIRE!" randomly. Works every time.

ZadokRox
04-02-2007, 01:32 AM
Bring in a bunch of skunks.

Stardy
04-04-2007, 03:30 PM
Bring in a bunch of skunks.
cause havoc with a rocket launcher

OR

Nick a football and start kicking as hard as u can about the store (dosent SOUND threatning but watch the result)

Lonsie
04-04-2007, 03:32 PM
Bring in Kaze and Ray. O.o

ZadokRox
04-04-2007, 05:28 PM
Bring in some friends and a camcorder. Then have an improptu Backyard Wrestling match in the middle of the store.

Shiny Loser
04-09-2007, 01:16 PM
Bring in some friends and a camcorder. Then have an improptu Backyard Wrestling match in the middle of the store.
F.U/Tombstone the manager. (Sorry, non-wrestling fans.)

Snow Fairy Sugar
04-09-2007, 01:18 PM
Tombstone, undertaker style, eh? :tongue:

Kicked out of the store, cos it's closed for Easter. XD

Absol Master
04-09-2007, 06:11 PM
Open all the cereal boxes and tip them over. Then tell the manager; "The Devil made me do it!!"

Venusaur456
04-09-2007, 09:34 PM
*throws can of soup and the manager and whistles*

Pikablu Pie
04-09-2007, 11:24 PM
While everyone in line is watching, just grab a candy bar and eat it without paying. =D

ZadokRox
04-10-2007, 04:04 AM
Open a package of shaving razors and begin to shave the fuzz off of the kiwi fruit.

Shiny Loser
04-10-2007, 07:05 AM
Open a package of shaving razors and begin to shave the fuzz off of the kiwi fruit.
Save the kiwi fruit, just shave the manager.

Deathspector
04-10-2007, 02:23 PM
Piss in the cash machine and say you thought it was a new type of toilet. If the manger doesn't buy that, say the Devil made you do that as well...

LordZangoose
04-10-2007, 05:37 PM
Take the cash register you just pissed in and pour it out on an old person.

Pikablu Pie
04-11-2007, 12:33 AM
Grab a cell-phone(or just a phone off the front desk), hold it up, and start saying loudly, "OMG REALLY? NO WAIZ!!11!"

Dreemira
04-11-2007, 01:27 AM
Walk around the store and then 'accidently' trip over. As you fall, try and bring as many things down with you. Then stand up and walk away normally. Repeat until you have desired effect.

Miltonic
04-11-2007, 01:29 AM
walking into the store and taking off all your clothes then run around naked.

Pikablu Pie
04-11-2007, 01:34 AM
Hide in the clothes racks, and when people browse, leap out and yeall, "Ooga booga booga!" while wearing a tiki mask.

Blue-
04-11-2007, 04:04 AM
Purposely open a carton of milk that is almost passed it's expiration date, and spill it on every vegetable that's not in a can.

Shiny Loser
04-11-2007, 09:36 AM
Run inside, slam the door, shout "This is a holdup! Give me all your pokemon."

ZadokRox
04-12-2007, 09:38 PM
Grease your hands and then start juggling glass jars of pickles.

dud3
04-12-2007, 09:48 PM
Keep asking how much things cost until they get really angry.

Pikablu Pie
04-12-2007, 10:49 PM
Grab a few toy dinosaurs, and run around yelling "DINOOOPINOOOIIIDS!"

slashy
04-12-2007, 10:58 PM
you get u and ur 3 friends, 3 carts, and ram into other peoples carts. oh yeah, and make sure they have been stacked with eggs.

LordZangoose
04-12-2007, 11:23 PM
Grab one of glasses they have at the glasses area, pull up your pants really high, get snot all over your nose, and just stand behind an old lady breathing like Darth Vader while massaging her shoulders for no reason.

ZadokRox
04-13-2007, 01:48 AM
Grab a big pack of meat and go into the meat cutting section to use their bonesaw.

Shiny Loser
04-13-2007, 10:34 AM
Wear a purple dinosaur costume into the shop and grab someone, screaming "Barney Attack!!"

ZadokRox
04-13-2007, 07:01 PM
Grab a gallon of milk from the dairy section, take it to the houseware aisle, grab a plastic bowl and spoon, go to the cold cereal aisle, open up boxes of cereal, and sample them.

Ridley
04-14-2007, 09:51 PM
Grab one of glasses they have at the glasses area, pull up your pants really high, get snot all over your nose, and just stand behind an old lady breathing like Darth Vader while massaging her shoulders for no reason.

That just made my day :crackup:

LordZangoose
04-14-2007, 10:03 PM
Thanks. Now for a new way: Get completely hammered in the store and go around vomiting on everything, then attempt to purchase the vomited-on items and act like nothing happened.

ZadokRox
04-16-2007, 02:41 AM
Start auctioning off the store's merchandise way below the sticker price.

Alienshroom
04-16-2007, 03:02 AM
Grab a bit to eat right in the middle of the isle.

Shiny Loser
04-16-2007, 10:50 AM
Why the bother? Just hire Shiny Loser to walk into the store. Shoppers will bow down and stop buying items. Then you'll get kicked out by the manager for not bowing down.

ZadokRox
04-16-2007, 07:56 PM
Start stacking jars of pickles in the middle of the aisle to see how tall you can get it before they fall.

Pikablu Pie
04-16-2007, 11:25 PM
Get a permenant marker and a taperecorded lulaby. Play the lulaby into the PDA, knock over people so it looks like they're sleeping(you might need a taperecorded snore), grafitti all over their faces, and run away yelling "Jigglypuff!"
Optional: Go after the maneger next.

ZadokRox
04-16-2007, 11:30 PM
Grab a couple of plastic shop bags, put them on your feet, and slide around the store.

Megiddo Flame
04-17-2007, 01:15 AM
look for porn even though you are underage.

ZadokRox
04-17-2007, 01:20 AM
Go to produce, take some of the carrots, and use them to clean out your ears.

LordZangoose
04-17-2007, 08:10 PM
Bring a friend with you, stuff your shirts and pants with pillows too make yourself look larger, then run around the store fighting with those plastic lightsabers they carry at some stores. The other option is to do the same preparations, but split up and go beat random people for fun.

ZadokRox
04-18-2007, 02:26 AM
Take tubes of toothpaste and write your name on the floor.

Pikablu Pie
04-18-2007, 02:38 AM
Walk up to people and ask if they would like to pet your pet cactus.

ZadokRox
04-18-2007, 02:49 AM
If the cash registers have a coveyer belt, use it as a treadmill.

Pikablu Pie
04-18-2007, 03:04 AM
Take off your shirt and scan the tag repeatedly under the price checker.

ZadokRox
04-18-2007, 06:06 PM
Try to pay for your purchases with Monopoly money and then cause a scene when they refuse to accept it.

mew magician
04-18-2007, 06:20 PM
Pay with Monopoly Modern Grece Edition visa cards and when they refuse to accep it say "But I just reset it to 15M!"

Steven
04-20-2007, 12:18 AM
Grab a bat from the sporting goods section and go down the aisles just knocking everything down as you run by or ride by in a shopping cart. For added fun, pop people on the head with the bat.

ZadokRox
04-20-2007, 12:47 AM
Set off the sprinkler system.....repeatly.

Operative
04-21-2007, 12:21 AM
Go to random people and say thanks for not stabbing me.

Linoone
04-21-2007, 12:29 AM
Accidentaly leave some CHOCOLATE on the floor

(I hope you know what I mean)

Steven
04-21-2007, 02:14 AM
Go to the refrigerated section and just tear off the protective labels on stuff that says "Do not eat if seal is removed" and take random swigs from jugs of milk and juice. And if you have the assets to pee standing, relieve yourself into a softdrink bottle.

ZadokRox
04-21-2007, 03:16 AM
Hang Post-Its notes that reads "Don't buy this! It's out of date!" on all the shelves.

Shiny Loser
04-21-2007, 02:38 PM
paint the wall with superglue, grab a random person, and try to stick him to the wall.

ZadokRox
04-21-2007, 02:54 PM
Go over to the pets section, get a toy rat, and place it among the produce.

Pikablu Pie
04-21-2007, 05:13 PM
Bring a cat and a squirt bottle into the store. Spray the cat so it runs away, and chase it yelling "GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU CRAZY KIDS!"
-x-
Nother...

Go into into a Gamespot and shoot the guy at the front desk. Walk into the back room and take all the DP copies.

Pikachu_Oi
05-10-2007, 01:07 AM
walk into a gamestore and pull out the DDR mats and pretend to play DDR.

ZadokRox
05-10-2007, 01:18 AM
Hand people random items off the shelves, saying "Free giveaways!"

Shiny Loser
05-11-2007, 02:35 PM
Mess up the shelves as if you're looking for something. After you're done, shout, "Where are my pajamas!???"

ZadokRox
05-11-2007, 06:53 PM
Climb into the meat counter to take a nap.

Pikachu_Oi
05-12-2007, 01:37 AM
bounce around and say gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go!

Pikablu Pie
05-12-2007, 02:23 AM
Take in a magic marker and draw mustaches and beards on random passerby.

Stardy
05-12-2007, 06:45 PM
have a pokemon battle in the middle of the store

Pikablu Pie
05-12-2007, 07:25 PM
Wave your arms around and yell "I IZ GAY!"
-x-
Take in a squirting flower that squirts guinness beer. Spray it in some guy's mouth. Or your own!

Steven
05-12-2007, 07:36 PM
Walk around on your hands naked and walk into small kids and get your *youknowwhat* in their faces lol.

autism
05-12-2007, 11:10 PM
bounce around and say gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go!

Act like cheese.(fosters)

Act crazy and wait for the asylum men to come and getcha.

YELL **** and **** and over and over.

Pikablu Pie
05-12-2007, 11:28 PM
Upload pictures of computer images to the photo center.

ZadokRox
05-13-2007, 01:41 AM
Hop into another person's grocery cart and say "I'm a bean. A human bean. And I'm on sale."

Pikablu Pie
05-13-2007, 01:58 AM
Buy ten items, and when the guy at the front register dosen't give you a green mushroom, get out a wooden hammer and hit him in the head.

Larvinator
05-13-2007, 06:36 AM
Hide in the circular clothes racks and whenever someone walks by scream, "BUY ME!"

Shiny Loser
05-13-2007, 07:45 AM
Grab a pillow off the shelves, snip it open with scissors, and dump it all over the room, causing customers to slip.

Pikablu Pie
05-13-2007, 05:57 PM
Dump a gallon of ice cream on someone's head, then shove the container onto their head.

ZadokRox
05-13-2007, 07:04 PM
Open up packs of ground beef, roll them up into balls, and throw them at people and things in the store as if they were snowballs.

pokefan88
05-13-2007, 08:42 PM
Piss off people in the store.

ZadokRox
05-14-2007, 03:22 AM
Call the police from the store and, as soon as they arrive, demand that they arrest the manager and all the employees for charging too much for their merchandise.

Shiny Loser
05-14-2007, 08:30 AM
sue the manager for not kicking you out after trying all those things.

George Jefferson
05-14-2007, 03:29 PM
Claim a terrorist threat, though I do not recommend doing it.

ZadokRox
05-14-2007, 05:56 PM
Place an egg in your palm, go up to one of the employees, and slap your egg-filled hand into theirs, breaking the egg.

alice_the_dratini
05-14-2007, 06:29 PM
Bring food from other restaurants and eat it in front of the employees.

Tombi
05-14-2007, 06:35 PM
Eat a sausage roll, dropping crumbs all over the floor.

Which is what I did. =3 In GAME. Not clever. ;_;

alice_the_dratini
05-14-2007, 07:02 PM
Look for some toys that you wouldn't expect kids to play with nowadays and take them out their packets, play with them like a toddler would and if any employees comment, say with a straight face "There's more to them than meets the eye."

Calypso
05-14-2007, 07:13 PM
Eat a sausage roll, dropping crumbs all over the floor.

Which is what I did. =3 In GAME. Not clever. ;_;

I do that all the time >.<''

... Except with Slush Puppies! If you don't want to get thrown out of Woolworth's, I suggest not dropping mushed up ice that people may slip on X_X''

ZadokRox
05-14-2007, 10:29 PM
Put on a robe from men's department, get a mop handle from cleaning supplies, spray paint the mop handle with paint from hardware, and pretend that you're a Jedi or Sith.

alice_the_dratini
05-15-2007, 06:45 PM
Write swear words and grafitti all over the windows while the manager is looking and when he says "Get out", you say "I haven't finished yet!"

BeserkerFury
05-15-2007, 06:51 PM
Say"Pokeball,go!"While throwing a watermeleon at his head.:tongue:

Aces_and_Eights
05-18-2007, 06:40 PM
Load your best friend in a shopping carts and run up and down the aisles giggling like mad (it worked for me).

ZadokRox
05-18-2007, 10:04 PM
In the hardware department, take a hammer and begin hitting the floor with it to see how sturdy it is.

WifiFX
05-19-2007, 02:13 PM
Open A couple boxes of legos and dump them all over the checkout dex.

Shiny Loser
05-19-2007, 02:17 PM
Tell customers that dangerous sock-eating microscopic Garchomps are running around the floor, and when they take off their socks, dump WifiFX's legos on the floor. Stepping on legos HURTS, dude.

Beartic Tundra
05-19-2007, 02:40 PM
fill the store with water then let out a bunch of pirahnas to eat them all.

WifiFX
05-19-2007, 02:49 PM
drink a refreshment without paying....Then when the clerk says "Are you gonna pay for that?" Say "No." Then when they say "I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." Say ""would you like some legos?"

Dump 6 Bionicles or whatever (the pointiest legos) all ove act like your gonna walk out the door, but instead, Throw the boxes out to set the alarms off, run to the clothes section, tear all the clothes up, climb up a shelf of toys, knock it over by swinging to and fro, then ride a bike around, while singing get low....crash it into the gardening section, killing all of the plants...While Disconnecting the main electricity so they can't call 911, nor can they get out of the store, go by the animals section and grab a farret and stuff it into your jacket, go all the way to the electricity switch again, avoiding all legos, Flip it, and in all of the confusion, escape...

Since the cameras weren't on when the power was out, you will never get caught..

Wow!!

.Felicia
05-19-2007, 03:14 PM
....

Tell the manager theres a monkey in aisle three, and when he turns to look grab his keys and look for any locked room.
Go in, and then take the tackiest clothes and some super glue and glue them to the wall while singing Mariah Carey.

Then get some spray paint and write I hate _____ on the backs of everyone.

Then go to the food section,and tell all the people theyre looking hot, so they will feel bad for you and give you food, when the mean people come say gimme some coke, and then run around spilling the coke only to dive into the pillows.

Woah.

WifiFX
05-19-2007, 03:20 PM
How could anyone even pull that off?

.Felicia
05-19-2007, 03:41 PM
Easy.
All you have to do is be friends with the manager//owner.

Duh.

ZadokRox
05-19-2007, 04:55 PM
Go to housewares and lick all the plates, pans, and cooking utensils.

Megiddo Flame
05-20-2007, 12:59 AM
Go to housewares and lick all the plates, pans, and cooking utensils.
Playing "Brian Peppers"

Shiny Loser
05-21-2007, 10:17 AM
Playing "Brian Peppers"
WHILE riding a unicycle.

ZadokRox
05-21-2007, 04:54 PM
Walk up to the customer service rep with a camcorder and bug him/her to do some go-go dancing on top of the customer service desk.

Nirvash
05-25-2007, 12:52 AM
Ask when Pokemon Red and Blue is coming out repedatly non-stop no matter what.

The Jr Trainer
05-25-2007, 12:58 AM
Tell other customers that everthing is free.

Nirvash
05-25-2007, 01:02 AM
Ask for the manager while speaking to the manager. :P

SMiLEfortheCAmeRA
05-25-2007, 01:10 AM
Uhm..How would that get you kicked out of the store?


Argue with the manager at the dollar store if something is over a dollar.

ZadokRox
05-25-2007, 01:33 AM
Stand somewhere in the store and stick a sign on you that reads 'Human being. $9.99. This week only'.

Nirvash
05-25-2007, 09:54 PM
Uhm..How would that get you kicked out of the store?


Argue with the manager at the dollar store if something is over a dollar.

Disturbing, and the manager can do a lot. ^^

JentleViolence
05-26-2007, 01:00 AM
Buy an orange, go out, then go back in and start yelling at the manager, "I WANT MY ORANGE!" while stuffing the orange you just bought into their faces. :happy:

ZadokRox
05-26-2007, 02:26 AM
Get a bunch of your friends to go inside the store with you and begin acting out action scenes from your favorite movies.

Shiny Loser
05-26-2007, 06:49 AM
Pretend to be a police officer trying to arrest a customer and spit Eric Cartman's famous line "You should respect my authoritah!" in the manager's face.

Nirvash
05-26-2007, 01:49 PM
Pretend to be a police officer trying to arrest a customer and spit Eric Cartman's famous line "You should respect my authoritah!" in the manager's face.

But that gets you arrested for impersonating a police officer. But nonetheless, it gets you kicked out.


You could always open games and smash them.

sonickid01
05-26-2007, 01:53 PM
Go behind the counter and take all of the days profits out.
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When the store is at closing time, say, "do you mind if I stay here a while?" and stay there for three hours.

umbreonandespeon
05-26-2007, 01:56 PM
go into the store, take hostage a clerk in the store when the store is closed,dangle a game in his face and tell him to purchase a walkthrough for you,and hope he says yes then let him go.

ZadokRox
05-26-2007, 03:11 PM
Open up bags of pita bread and throw them around like frisbees.

SMiLEfortheCAmeRA
05-26-2007, 04:53 PM
...


Get together as much food as you would like for a meal, go to the housewares section and set up a table and chairs. Set up your meal, and then invite random people to eat with you.

Nirvash
05-26-2007, 05:20 PM
All you have to do is go around screaming "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US".

JentleViolence
05-28-2007, 04:33 AM
Buy one small item, then go out the store, re-enter, and start complaing about the item to the cashier. Heheh...make it loud, and make sure you build up a huge line of angry customers behind you...

Pikablu Pie
05-31-2007, 02:17 AM
Take in a squirt gun, fill it with clorine water, hold someone hostage, and shoot it up their nose.

ZadokRox
05-31-2007, 02:49 PM
Open up jars of various food products, stick your finger inside, and swirl the contents inside.

TwinBlade
06-04-2007, 03:29 PM
bring a cap gun and have a stick up

WifiFX
06-04-2007, 03:33 PM
Grab Lobsters, and untape their claws, and let them loose..

TwinBlade
06-04-2007, 03:48 PM
Tap Dance on a Baby carage?

ZadokRox
06-04-2007, 08:08 PM
Turn a grocery cart upside-down, get on top of it, and pretend you're surfing.

Team Pheonix
06-05-2007, 09:18 PM
Run through the store naked and scream: "I am the other white meat!"

The Doctor
06-09-2007, 02:01 AM
Do the Stone Cold stunner on the manager :cool:

The Jr Trainer
06-09-2007, 02:04 AM
Go over to the Potatoes and open them and Eat them. Then go need potatoes and go around the store saying give me POTATOES!!!

pokemaster2000
06-09-2007, 02:11 AM
Go around the store grabbing stuff and yelling MINE and when the magager comes steal his nametag and say MINE!!!

Caecity
06-09-2007, 03:06 AM
Sprays AppleJuice on the ground, Then yell" I'm not a big BOY NOW!"

Lil Bro of Doom
06-09-2007, 05:17 PM
stand against a wall and when people walk by (like the manager) spit on them!

alice_the_dratini
06-10-2007, 06:17 PM
Watch a TV and say everything that they say on TV out loud.

Pretend to be blind and bring a dog into the store and get it to eat everything.

Pikablu Pie
06-10-2007, 06:27 PM
Buy a bottle of coke, and when they give you it, yell "I SAID I WANTED DIET!"

General Dunsparce
06-10-2007, 06:31 PM
Then when your geting some crackers, rip them open and spill them. call a worker and say my IMAGINARY FRIEND did it. then kick him/her in the shin while screaming OGABOGABOGA!

Espeon Rinage
06-10-2007, 06:33 PM
Eat the dudes pie. :D

WifiFX
06-10-2007, 06:37 PM
Eat the dudes pie. :D

What dude?

Poor grape juice on the floor, Slip on it, then seu..Well, That might get you money so...Scratch that.:biggrin:

General Dunsparce
06-10-2007, 06:37 PM
um....ok
you scream stuff til' the manager comes and then you spit down his throat

FlashCannonHippo
06-10-2007, 08:22 PM
Do the Cheezmo Dance on the Checkout thingy and try to beat up the manager when he shows up.

Darth Murkrow
06-10-2007, 10:13 PM
Follow someone around, staring at them unblinkingly. When they ask you something, announce to them that you are wearing new socks.

Grab a bag of potato chips off the shelf and shout "I can't believe they finally invented these things!" When encountered by stares, hug the bag.

Push the buttons on every singing hamster you can find. Every one. (My father does this every time we go into the store, and let me tell you, it's one of the more annoying things you can do with a singing hamster. :rolleyes:)

Gather up various roadkill animals (the things are everywhere) and lay them out in front of the store, spelling out "Buy one get one free." (Which is what the seniors at school did for their senior prank, only they wrote "Seniors".)

Pikablu Pie
06-10-2007, 10:42 PM
Take large jugs/boxes/whatever off the shelves, hack them open, spill it all over the place, then yell, "ALIENS ARE ATTACKING US! RUN FOR THE HILLS!"

Iron
06-10-2007, 11:14 PM
Take large jugs/boxes/whatever off the shelves, hack them open, spill it all over the place, then yell, "ALIENS ARE ATTACKING US! RUN FOR THE HILLS!"

Buy A pack of Jet puff marshmellows...Stuff them all into your mouth...Don't swallow!

When the manager asks what you are doing......Open you marshmellow filled mouth and say. "mwa huo mu bluh!"

Pikablu Pie
06-12-2007, 04:37 AM
SECRETLY take someone's hat.
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Put a cup of samples down someone's shirt.

Phantom Kat
06-13-2007, 05:37 AM
When you go to the pet section, grab the a lot of fish from the tanks with your bare hands. When you are being stared at, simply answer, "Hobos have to eat too!"

When you go to the produce aisle, lie on the vegetable until the spinklers come on. Make sure you bring a spare bar of soap. :wink:

Darth Murkrow
06-14-2007, 07:11 PM
In a pet store, tell people all of the negative points about assorted animals (ex, that one's smelly, those don't shut up, look for something more obedient...) until they get frustrated and leave. (My mother did this once. Employees were not happy)

In any building, really, wave at the security cameras for fifteen minutes. They think that there's nothing inconspicuous about small black orbs on the ceiling. You'll show them. (I, for one, do this. Yes, my entire family is insane like that.)

Phantom Kat
06-15-2007, 06:46 AM
(@Darth Murkrow: xD I like insane people)

When in the dressing rooms, stand in the full lenght mirror and say, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who the the sexiest of them all?" multiple times into a worker bangs on the door. When the worker does, shout, "I'm not dress yet!"

When in the video game aisle, choose an interesting pieve of electronic device and stare at it unblinkingly. If somebody buys it, follow the person all the way to the parking lot. When the asks what the hell you're doing, simply answer in a dreamy voice, "You're so lucky..."

Operative
06-16-2007, 01:54 AM
(@Darth Murkrow: xD I like insane people)

When in the dressing rooms, stand in the full lenght mirror and say, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who the the sexiest of them all?" multiple times into a worker bangs on the door. When the worker does, shout, "I'm not dress yet!"

When in the video game aisle, choose an interesting pieve of electronic device and stare at it unblinkingly. If somebody buys it, follow the person all the way to the parking lot. When the asks what the hell you're doing, simply answer in a dreamy voice, "You're so lucky..."

Eat the whole bag of french fries and claim that there where not enough french in the fries.

Pikachu_Oi
06-16-2007, 01:57 AM
When you get to checkout Start dancing and say something random over and over. (Groba, groba,)

Linoone
06-16-2007, 01:59 AM
Drink all the soda and take dumps in them.

Pikachu_Oi
06-16-2007, 02:02 AM
Make someone eat cheese until they puke

The Jr Trainer
06-16-2007, 02:09 AM
Go up to the Bakery and say can i have a pund of Ham. Then go to the deli and ask for A cake.

Pikachu_Oi
06-16-2007, 02:10 AM
Walk up to a random person and say "Bob, Get a life."

Phantom Kat
06-16-2007, 06:23 AM
(You have to have socks for this)

Go to a heavily carpeted section of the store and take off your shoes. Rub your socks on the carpet really fast for a really long time. When a person comes by, shock them!

Team Pheonix
06-16-2007, 07:14 AM
Make everyone in the store hold hands, then stick oyur finger in a wall socket. The shock will go through everyone!

Pikachu_Oi
06-16-2007, 05:00 PM
Try to get the demos out of the demo gbs/Ds's

Poring
06-16-2007, 05:16 PM
In large clothing department stores, hide in the racks full of clothes, and jump out at someone while screaming, "YOUR FACE WOULD MAKE GREAT MUSTARD FOR THE WORLD'S LARGEST SANDWICH!"

Pikachu_Oi
06-16-2007, 05:18 PM
bring friends and eat all the food!

Dragon_Master
06-16-2007, 10:16 PM
Order a pizza from a resturaunt in the store.make the first thing you want on it peperoni.
When they're done taking your order, say "And remember. No peperoni!"
Then run away before they can answer.
(This is also a prank for getting delivary pizza!)

Pikachu_Oi
06-17-2007, 12:42 AM
order fudge as a pizza topping lol

Spartan MK-6
06-17-2007, 12:46 AM
put 5 kg of sand into the air vents, then wait and see what happens =P

Pikachu_Oi
06-17-2007, 12:49 AM
(Arent you guys glad i made this thread? lol)

Scream FLAPDOODLE In peoples ear then pretend to ride off on a horse singing crazy frog in a bad singing voice that breaks windows.

Spartan MK-6
06-17-2007, 12:53 AM
take a hot coffee into the store, and whn the guard stops you say "just one sip" and then take a sip, then spir it in his face complaining its too hot =p

Pikablu Pie
06-17-2007, 03:26 AM
Take in a multi-gallon barrel of oil, and put it on the floor. Get some arrow-shaped signs that say things such as "Free Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Guidebooks," "Icecream Samples," and "Half-off Leather Jackets," and put them across the store, pointing at the oil slick. Hide somewhere with the items the signs describe, and when people slip on the oil, throw the stuff at them, slip by on skates, grab said items if they aren't edible, and run away screaming, "MUAHAHA! I OWNED YO! WOOTWOOTWOOOOOOT!"

Tombi
06-17-2007, 04:51 PM
Go in, scream,

'YOU SHALT ALL PERISHETH BENEATH MY OWNAGENESSETH'

and walk out.

Repeat.

Repeat again.

After about twenty times, walk in, sit right in the middle of the doorway and refuse to move unless they give you free ice cream and grovel at your feet.

Blaziken913
06-20-2007, 03:48 AM
Bite a cashier's arm off. And say it was a joke.

Invisible
06-21-2007, 01:47 AM
I don't know if anyone said these:

1) Give the finger to the store's security cameras.

2) Pull your pants down at the cameras

3) Pick up a bunch of expensive things and take it to the clerk. After they finish ringing up all the items, say that you have no money.

Lord Torterra
06-21-2007, 02:00 AM
scream into the store mic:
"clean-up on isle 24!" when there is no isle 24 and all the store people are running around looking for isle 24 :crackup:

Dragon_Master
06-30-2007, 05:00 PM
Go in and say
"A wild Cashier apeared"

And start throwing the pokeballs from the toy isles at them!:crackup: