King of the Hill

[Neku Sakuraba]

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I CAN SWING MY SWORD, SWORD!
I swing my sword and knock you off the hill. It is mine again.

[goldwynaut]

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as you see, my sword is bigger than yours, so i beat you at the match and claim the hill for team gold-nytro

[Neku Sakuraba]

Derp Powers, ACTIVATE!

I Derpify your sword and have the Derpy hill shake you off. It iz mine.

[Latio-Nytro]

"The hill is the incarnation of all that is good, which does not include derpyness."

*Hill de-derpifies itself*

*Hill reverts to it's original position, flinging MGS off*

*Latio Claims the hill*

[Neku Sakuraba]

*Un-zips Latio-Nytro costume.*

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

It's my hill.

[goldwynaut]

unzips your vaporeon costume revealing you to be a jelly umbreon, you cant hurt me with your dark powers, i reflect it all on you, so i eventually beat you and claim the hill

[Neku Sakuraba]

*Unzips to Oblivion*

*Pops in scenery*

You're still here?

Well...
*Jabbers about random stuff until everyone leaves*

It's mine.

[mintjelly]

I'll bore you so badly, that you give me the hill!

[goldwynaut]

i unzip your father-cat costume (japanese names i cant remember) and reveals you to be nothing, so i claim the hill

[Latio-Nytro]

"I keep the hill by revealing that Pit was wearing that Latio-Nytro costume"

Pit: "Uhh, what?"

"Yes, pit. You were. I don't wear costumes."

[brandon_g]

Chases Latio off the hill using Chase! Then puts up barb wired fence to keep intruders out! and Trains himself and pokemon for up coming battle for hill!

[Latio-Nytro]

*Latio used Teleport!*

*Latio appears right next to Brandon_g in the middle of his Training!*

*Latio used Nytroglyceryn Kick! It's super effective!*

*Brandon_g flew off the hill!*

*Latio claimed the Hill for Gold-Nytro!*

[brandon_g]

Flys behind Latio.. then brandon's lead pokemon skipper whips latio's butt off the hill again... repairs any damages to the barb wired fence... resumes his training but this time hires pokemon trainer Cynathia a old friend who used to the champion of sinnoh before her defeat to me... she has since gotten way stronger... she has 4 level 100s in her team. Brandon is careful though is ready for battle at only seconds warning!

[goldwynaut]

i call pokemon trainer red and makes him use his awesomeness to get you off the hill! right red?
red: …
huh
red: …
respond!
red: …
do you want any credit for helping me occupy the hill
red: …
i am going to take that as a no! the hill is mine
red; *flies away on charizard*

[Neku Sakuraba]

(I would be kinda surprised if no one knew this. But not very much.)
EXECUTE!

Spirit...EVOLUTION!

The blinding light makes everyone stumble off.

...mon!

...Where'd everyone go?

The hill is mine