[Pokemon] The Rocket Wars (Rated M)

[Megiddo Flame]

Based mostly off of Deadly Alliance, an old RP by Dark Amethyst here on PE2K, but with some aspects akin to those of World War II, The Lion King, Star Wars, Sonic Adventure 2, and Digimon Tamers.

It will have plenty of blood, more swearing than even South Park, and overall, will be pretty dark.

Prologue (prior to Ash being chosen as Giovanni's heir)

Eric Damon, our male protagonist, had just received a ransom note from Rocket Executive Loki, the heir to Giovanni's legacy.

The note read
"Eric Damon: If you ever want to see your girlfriend's gorgeous ebony face ever again, surrender at our headquarters where you little village once stood, kneel before me. If you refuse, she will either become my slave, or die. I have not decided which yet."

Eric's dark brown hair was spiked up, and his blood began to boil.

He was outside of Mewtwo's high-tech lair in Johto.

If it weren't for Mewtwo, Eric would've been killed by Team Rocket's Loki three months ago.


Mewtwo teleported outside of the layer next to our male protagonist.

"I sense something is wrong, my comrade..." Mewtwo said using telepathy.

"Mewtwo. I have to go save Peggy. I need to go to Knight Island, that's where she's being held hostage. I'm afraid not even Arceus knows what that bastard Loki will do to her if I don't make there soon." Eric said with his Australian-esque accent, trying to fight tears and rage.

"Alright. I will go with you. It is personal. I want Loki dead as much as you do." Mewtwo replied.

"We should probably split up. Here's a picture of her. If you find her first, send her to safety." Eric told Mewtwo, handing over a picture of a young woman, who was black, and in her Pokemon Ranger uniform.

Mewtwo teleported Eric and itself several dozen miles across the ocean to Knight Island.

The village was gone, with very little left of what Eric and his girlfriend called home.

In its place was a Team Rocket base, with the main door featuring Team Rocket Propaganda, akin to that of Germany between the years 1933 and 1945.

Mewtwo used Psystrike to obliterate the door, killing every Rocket Grunt within a ten foot radius of the attack.

The alarms went off, and Eric heard a heavenly voice from above.

"Eric.... It is I... Arceus... I am truly sorry about not being there to smite Team Rocket that fateful evening. However, I need your help. Loki is a traitor. He betrayed me, and I want you to assassinate him for me. Oh, and your girlfriend is in a cell downstairs. I know how much you care about her, so rescue her, and then you can kill Loki. The voice said.

"Mewtwo, I want you to unleash all of the psychic power you can. If any of those scumbags come by... I want you to send those wankers to Hell! I have to find Peggy!"

Mewtwo nodded, and Eric bolted down the nearest flight of stairs to where the captives were being held.

Peggy was the only human captive, and her Pachirisu was in the same cell.

Loki, a blonde haired, blue eyed Rocket executive who was rather thin, came out of the darkness.

"F**k you, Loki! When I'm done with you.... You'll be frying in Hell you filthy piece of sh**!" Eric shouted in pure anger.

"Eric..." Peggy cried quietly in her cell, clinging to the bars.

Eric proceeded to punch Loki in the face with all of his might.

"I'd rather have you fed to my Luxray... And your little girlfriend will acknowledge me as her Master." Loki laughed
Loki's Luxray jumped out instinctively from its Pokeball, roaring its name.

"Alright. Flygon! Let's show this scumbag what we're made of!" Eric shouted, sending out his Flygon.

Flygon instinctively used Earth Power on Luxray, barely defeating it in one hit.

"Nice one." Eric said.

"Damnit...." Loki hissed, returning Luxray to its Pokeball.

Eric then said "Alright Flygon! DRAGON CLAW! ON LOKI!"

Flygon hissed its name, and ripped out Loki's heart.

Loki fell dead, and Flygon threw Loki's heart into the air, slamming it down onto the ground with its tail.

Eric found the key' to the cell, and his girlfriend and her Pachirisu were free.

"Good job, Flygon." Eric said, returning to its Pokeball.

Mewtwo teleported Loki's Luxray's Pokeball elsewhere, most likely to a more deserving Trainer in the Rebellion against Team Rocket.

Mewtwo teleported itself, the two heroes, and Pachirisu, out of harm, and back to the lair.

When they returned, the two lovers hugged, and Eric asked "Will you marry me?"

She said "YES! OF COURSE! But only after Giovanni is dead. I don't want to risk our relationship." Peggy said in her African-American accent.




"It's getting late. We all need some rest." Eric said.

"Pa!" Pachirisu said, agreeing with Eric.

They all walked in, and it was getting very dark.

(Chapter one will be up at some point)

[Megiddo Flame]

Meanwhile, at Team Rocket HQ in Viridian City...

Giovanni has just received word that Loki was dead. The Boss, whom has aspects from Al Capone, Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Whitey Bulger, was speaking in front of a good percentage of his followers. He had brainwashed Ash Ketchum into believing he was Giovanni's son, despite the fact that Giovanni killed Ash's real father before the famous Pokemon Trainer was born.

"I have grave news for all of Team Rocket from our new Knight Island base. Executive Loki... is DEAD! And the little bastard that killed him was one of two survivors on our raid three months ago, looking for his n***er girlfriend, whom we had captured. But he found her alright, and Loki was MURDERED! That pr**k will PAY FOR THIS! I have come prepared.... and have chosen a new heir to Team Rocket.. my 'Son'... Ash Ketchum!"
Giovanni announced, with the speaking power of a certain German dictator.


Ash was being escorted by his new 'girlfriend', Rocket Executive Isis. Isis seemed to be Hispanic, wearing a robe with the Rocket logo on it.

"You ready, Ash?" Isis asked.

"You bet I am, Isis!" Ash exclaimed.
As Ash showed himself to the crowd, Giovanni continued speaking.

"Ash is part of our Chaos Executive initiative, and so is his lovely ladyfriend Isis!" Pikachu was elsewhere at the time, probably with its Trainer's "Father"'s Persian.


Arceus was PISSED while watching this from the heavens, and used telepathy to contact Team Snagem Head Gonzap in the Orre region.

"First the Knight Island incident... NOW THIS?! Gonzap, it is I, ARCEUS! I would like a word with you!" The Pokemon-God told Gonzap.


Gonzap heard this from the newly renovated Snagem base.

"Can't you see Team Snagem is STILL mourning the loss of Nigel Damon?! Well, at least his son Eric is alive. I know why you contacted me. We must exact our REVENGE!" Gonzap retorted.


Back in the heavens, Arceus contacted all other legendary Pokemon, from Articuno to Zekrom, for an emergency Legendary council.

Dialga, for one, knew that the council only met once a century, and it had only been ninety-one years, eleven months, nineteen days, three hours, and forty-two seconds, and asked Arceus through telepathy why it was being called so early.

"Dialga, I have grave news. All but two of our most devout followers, the peaceful yet modernized tribes of Knight Island, are DEAD! I know it has been a few months, but we must wage.... WAR ON TEAM ROCKET! We will make up for this one hundred years from now, so no complaining. Now gather the other gods!" Arceus explained.

Dialga silently obeyed.

Meanwhile at Mewtwo's lair....
Eric and Peggy were resting in the same bed...

"Eric.. I have something to tell you." Peggy said, putting both hands on her stomach.

"What is it, my love?" Eric asked?

Peggy sighed...

"I'm pregnant." Peggy explained.

Pachirisu's jaw dropped in sheer amazement.

"Did that WANKER Loki do anything to you before I killed him!? Where did he touch you?! Why didn't you tell me this when I rescued you? Well, at least Loki's where he belongs: In Hell!" Eric said, panicking, almost falling off the bed.

"Chillax! It's YOUR baby! Arceus told me before Loki even laid a FINGER on me. What's wrong witchu?!" She replied.

"Is it a boy or a girl? I like the name Leroy for a boy, if you wanted me two cents." Eric asked.

Peggy said "I don't know quite yet. It hasn't even been that long. Ruki is a good name for the baby if it's a girl."

Eric nodded, and our interracial lovebirds went back to sleep.

Mewtwo was contacted by Arceus, but would wait until the next morning to tell our young lovers about the aftermath of Loki's demise.

(to be continued)