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Old 11-24-2008, 11:38 AM
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Default The Chuck Norris Game

the rules are simple. come up with a good Chuck Norris joke and post it here. we'll keep going until we run out.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Old 11-24-2008, 03:22 PM
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a Nightlight, not because he's afraid of the Dark but because the dark is afraid of him
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Old 11-24-2008, 03:48 PM
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Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris are all in heaven, and they meet God, who is sitting in a huge seat, and has two seats next to him.

"Give your reasons why you should be able to sit in the seats of might", God Bellowed.

Jackie Chan gave his reasons, and was allowed one of the seats, making him a mini god of sorts. Bruce Lee did the same, and also became a mini god. When it came to Chuck Norris's turn however, he walks over, looks God right in the eye, and says "You are in my seat."

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Old 11-25-2008, 01:05 AM
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Chuck Norris can shoot downa fighter plane by holding up his finger and yelling BANG!
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:08 AM
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Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris are all in heaven, and they meet God, who is sitting in a huge seat, and has two seats next to him.

"Give your reasons why you should be able to sit in the seats of might", God Bellowed.

Jackie Chan gave his reasons, and was allowed one of the seats, making him a mini god of sorts. Bruce Lee did the same, and also became a mini god. When it came to Chuck Norris's turn however, he walks over, looks God right in the eye, and says "You are in my seat."

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Why didn't Chuck Norris cross the road?

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Old 11-25-2008, 01:09 AM
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone.
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:54 AM
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OMG, prepare to die:

- Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the Earth and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read; he stares books down until he gets the info. he wants.
- When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, that's how many seconds you have to live.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there is no sign of life.
- To see Chuck Norris's enemies, look at the extinct species list.
- Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups; he pushes the Earth down.

I will post more if I think of them.
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Old 11-25-2008, 02:02 AM
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Old 11-25-2008, 02:03 AM
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Chuck Norris can kill two STONES with one BIRD.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just known as "The Islands".

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Chuck Norris disapproves of this thread.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

There is no ethnicity, only people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of Black and Blue.

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Old 11-25-2008, 02:34 AM
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chuck norris does not sleep, he waits

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

so i think i win.
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If you had 5 dollars, and Chuck had 5 dollars, Chuck would have more money than you.
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Omg lol.
That was funny :P
It made me think I watched too much TV... which I do...
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